>a cute girl sat next to me at a uni lecture today even though

>>35069495
d-d-did she smell nice

did you talk to her anon

>>35069535
yes before the lecture

>>35069531
of course, It made me self conscious thought because I haven't showered in a week

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>>35069495

you did well and it was all thanks to your efforts, champ.

What did she look like? Paint me a mental pucture

>>35069495
That's a nice comfy Pepe anon.

I feel good for you. Well done

>>35069560
>of course, It made me self conscious thought because I haven't showered in a week

dont sweat it anon. your pheromones were probably through the roof. she couldnt resist you even if she tried. her ability to detect your pheromones would make her a decent concubine

>>35069614
uhh

she was Asian (don't know from where), black hair, kind of chubby but still healthy weight, shorter than me (which is surprise because I'm 5'5'"), she had/has a cute face but she was unattractive in an attractive way if that even makes sense

thats all I can remember sorry anon

>>35069495
You're gonna make it, anon

We're all gonna make it

I know that feel anon, this cute girls has been doing the same with me for 4 lectures now, I got her number and we text.

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>>35069495
this happened to me once....

I turned to her, looked her straight in the eyes, and pointed out that there were plenty of other seats available.

>>35069495
Ive been there and messed up before. Here's the correct move anon:

>wait for her to sit next to you again
>be reading for pleasure or doing something normie-ish, dont be browsing here
>if she says nothing, you say nothing
>if you feel a nonverbal prescence from her and make eye contact, say hi. This may be the furthest it goes
>If she tries to talk to you, play it safe. Talk about class.
>How to avoid sperging out? Have you thought of a question you wanted to ask the teacher that you found yourself not asking? Discuss it now.
>Bring in the normiest thing you can in metaphor
>Makes you seem liek someone "safe" to associate with and using it metaphor while something else is the topic is a great way to pretend to be normie without getting sucked into a discussion of normie things
>to contain your sperging, let yourself know you plan to sperg out on one thing and it better be something that can pass for cute. Sperg out about puppers, not waifu.

>>35069693
>she was Asian (don't know from where)
respect your bloodline

>>35069783
thanks anon but I dont want to date her, I think thats why I haven't sperged out yet

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>>35069495
This feel is comfy and so is that gif.