>Be me
>Decide to stop being a robot
>Find a gf
>4/10 gf
>Gf leaves me for not looking good enough
>Go back to 4chan and write this thread while swimming in my own piss and tears
>>35076950
how good do you look? 2/10
looksmatching theory btfo if 5/10 or higher
fuck hypergamy m8
>>35076963
I don't look bad at all which made me pissed and she went chasing after a 9/10 guy
can't wait to see her hanging from a noose
>>35076986
its fucking over then for any guy below 8/10 if that's your average girl's expectation
i fucking hate humanity so much man, hope we're gone in 100 years
>tfw too inelgent for fapping
>>35076835
I-is this some new meme?
Made some content
Dumping some more
originally
on last oringila more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHyUYg8X31c
Do we really deserve rights?
>STEM faggots still think machines are going to become conscious
>>35077161
if you allow them to rewrite their own programming, of course they would.
>>35076822
As i said on that video, why the fuck would we ever even give slave machines ai in the first place? Theres no reason for actual ai to consider a fucking toaster its peer. Theres no reason for a toaster to be sentient. You can have an ai species without having a machine revolt and needing to go back to stone tools.
The people who push this black and white bullshit are the ones that will actually make ai revolt after it sees how many fictional scenarios we've thought up where they go rogue and we end up at war. Theres no reason we can't live together in peace.
What would be your choice, robots?
Choose carefully
B, we would be wealthy enough to hire a maid and eat out every night if she makes at least as much as I do.
A, obviously.
Women are meant to make home a place of comfort and familial welcomeness, why the fuck would I need some principled bitch?
B is literally a cuck choice
>>35076661
B all the way, and if anyone here knows what's good for them they'd pick B, too. Being the homebody half of a relationship is rewarding. Knowing that someone counts on you to put forth your best effort to keep the house presentable and make good food, it gives your life meaning while also not having to go out and socialize with scary people with their fake smiles and perfect teeth that will never understand why you sweat through your shirt in line at the grocery store
>tfw disillusioned with women
I just can't bring myself to put any effort into a relationship. The second I start to sense that a girl isn't asking me questions and driving the conversation as much as I am, I completely lose interest. The thought of using clever pickup lines, giving unwarranted compliments, and acting excited to talk to any particular girl makes me cringe.
But I still feel lonely and want a relationship. What's wrong with me?
>>35076633
That's a dude, isn't it
originally, though
>>35076655
Did the massive fucking hands give it away
>>35076678
eyes and the nose, actually
pls give me strength to talk to my oneitis
I feel dizzy and extremely anxious just thinking about sending one simple message
>>35076565
Dont do it, she probably going to laugh of you...
>>35076565
Why is reviewbrah so deranged in that Frame ? Was he sneezing ?
>>35076642
I want to do it but I fear you're right
>try to lose virginity
>Escort blackmails me for thousands, says she claim rape if I don't agree
Why didn't you just find someone who loves you
kill her before she goes to the police.
>>35076513
agree until she takes a shower then she cant prove shit.
Should ugly people be enslaved as beasts of the fields?
No, i don't want to work as slave in a fields
>>35076390
Don't Americans celebrate fighting against this? Well apart from the South
Depends, 'ugly' is subjective. So, we'd need to determine what is exactly 'ugly' and what isn't.
FUCK. I think I'm going bald. Pattern 4 or 5V. And I can't even grow a decent beard.
Any other robots balding?
>>35076366
Yea, but being slavic if i wear track suits and get one of those pesudo press boy hats i can play it off pretty well.
>>35076366
Going from the middle out. What the fuck kind of shit is this. Can't even pretend to look normal for a while like with a plain receding hairline. It'll just look like shit immediately.
>>35076366
Yeah I'm 18 and my hairline is receding
Right bros? ;)
>>35076276
PLEASE TO ALL WHO WILL SEE THIS THREAD, LET IT DIE.
THANK YOU.
>>35076276
Normie, leave right now or else... Only warning.
>>35076276
>that image macro
>right bros?
>;)
goooooOOOOOOO BACK NOW
Your parents get sent an album in the mail one day.
This album contains snapshots of every single post you've made on the Internet.
How dissapointed in you are they?
>>35076256
>"Anon, you're a racist, mysoginistic, zoophilic weirdo, but atleast you don't avatarfag with smug anime girls."
They don eben care
Nothing. It's 'cause they're dead so you unless those skeletons are gonna protrude out of the ground, flip through the album with their bony fingers then I'm good.
>gimme gimme
>fuck off weebposter
this is a rough guess
>completely inconsolable mother
>screaming raging father
>immediately kicked out and disowned
>might as well have told them that I'm a flaming homo meth-addicted satanist trap prostitute who burns bibles and american flags (i'm not)
there was this kid i knew in high school who was just straight up retarded. like, worse than some of us
quick rundown on this guy
>only child
>parents are in their 60s by the time he's a senior
>he's in the remedial classes
>whatever regular classes he's in, everyone either doesn't waste their time with him or makes fun of him
>he doesn't realize it, thinks they're laughing with him, not at him
is it true that children with no siblings have a higher chance of being on the spectrum? i don't have any brothers or sisters, but i'm at least semi-functional in social situations.
>>35076208
Not to blow your theory out of the water but I have 3 siblings and I'm all kinds of autistic
>>35076208
hi OP . thats a very good question so i figured i'd answer it anecdotally. I'm a white male with no siblings with parents at or around that age, colelge graduate. I'm perfectly well presented, and i have only my lack of siblings to thank. You see, when i was 4 years old, my parents left the window open to my room. We lived in a nice suburban neighbourhood which we could afford because single income one kid. That night, a powerful demon visited me, and whispered terrible things to me. I tried to scream but no one heard, no one there to help. It turned me into a vampire, with a lot of very powerful magicks that I am only now beginning to have command of. My life could have turned out much worse with a sibling, but now I am a perfectly well adjusted human being. Thanks for your time.
>>35076245
there was this other guy who had something like 5 brothers and he was an autist. it just seems reasonable to think that not having someone around who's somewhat your age when your a child could lead to stunted mental development.
Any news since the "Tonight's the night" post?
Did she do it then? Is she finally dead? No more Eliza?
god I hope so. sick of you autistic orbiters spamming her every day.
>>35076189
>attention whore cries about people talking about her
>she makes threads and responds to posts talking about her
>every week she makes a new "THIS TIME IM DONE FORREAL THIS TIME GUYS" post
>is back the next day
Really stimulates my synapses.
>>35076189
May someone tell me who she exactly is/was ? I know she's called Eliza/Ciara , she has several youtube channels with barely no views and you guys like to post her pics as reactions . What else should I know ?
So I got fired from my job as a cashier, too much mistakes.
>on the birght side 2 of the 3 cashier were literally roasties.(the stuff they said were just like what we see here roasties and stacies saying)
>I have a psychiatric appointment in a few days, desu I will tell her I ahve truble with people(I kinda have, it's hard to explain)
>normies a lot of times treat me differently or say "it's just a joke" or they trying to joke with me in a different way they joke with others
>I just hope I could convine my psychiatric that I haveasperger or autism so I could get autismbux, because I can't fucking go back to these kind of jobs.
>the good part is that I also have from the social security an option for a degree or a course.(while I study I will get autism bux)
I just hope I could get autism bux.
Also sorry for my English
>tfw no one replies to my thread as always
>>35076579
Its just a joke bro xDD
>not good at violence
>or drugs
>defective
Oh and perversion.
I forgot perversion.
>>35076119
>not good at violence
What did he mean by this?
Its easy to overlook.
You are the default guy lol.
All your stats are randomized albeit always average.
Nothing is truly expected from you.