Consider the Following:

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>>35076256
>"Anon, you're a racist, mysoginistic, zoophilic weirdo, but atleast you don't avatarfag with smug anime girls."

They don eben care

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Nothing. It's 'cause they're dead so you unless those skeletons are gonna protrude out of the ground, flip through the album with their bony fingers then I'm good.

>gimme gimme
>fuck off weebposter

this is a rough guess

>completely inconsolable mother
>screaming raging father
>immediately kicked out and disowned
>might as well have told them that I'm a flaming homo meth-addicted satanist trap prostitute who burns bibles and american flags (i'm not)

>>35076275
I'm with this guy. This makes me unoriginal by definition so I better kms

the album becomes a black hole from the sheer size succing them and everything else inside

Whew, let's arbitrarily think about the grounding we'll get if mommy and daddy knew what we did on the internet

Fuck off faggot

>>35076256
>Mom disowns me because she fucking hates me anyway (fucking conservative white Christians)
>Dad is moderately amused, my posts become a meme for him to whip out in awkward situations.

>>35076556
>he doesn't care about his parents' opinion of him even post-adolescence

Sorry you grew up him a broken household. Would you like to talk about it?

>>35076474
If my father had the chance to be dissapointed in me just one more time he would bring himself back from the dead to do it

>>35076703
Hey, your album in the mail arrived

Says you're still a faggot

>>35076256
They'd be concerned about the person sending, not me. They couldn't fucking care about what I do on the internet. Because they're normal people.

>"Anon claimed this post was a joke."
>"Anon claimed this post was a joke."
>"Anon claimed this post was a joke."
>"Anon claimed this post was a joke."
>"Anon claimed this post was a joke."

I don't know but I'd love to see that. Hell I think I posted CP once or twice.
Most of my posts have been ironic anyways.

>>35076256
I assume they would figure out I'm just trying to piss people off most of the time as I honestly start shit with the same people I defend often sometimes even in the same thread. That and they would know I'm trans because I've asked a lot of question and been nice to a lot of trannies. To be honest though doubt they could get much more disappointed than they already are of me.

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>have been on 4chan for over 10 years
>for over 3/4 of that time I've posted multiple times a day, every day
Hope fully the encyclopedic size of it would turn them off or they would just skim through and not read me pouring out my soul about necrophilia, violent assault, sexual sadism, my approval of euthanasia, thousands of gore images dumped and all the other crazy shit that would be in there too.

>>35078071
>tfw Japanese image odds have taken over our lives

When will this nightmare end

They would probably force me to go to therapy and/or disown me completely

>>35076256
I think they'd feel pity

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My parents can't speak english.