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>been NEET for years
>always think ''i wish i had money so i could buy this..''
>finally got a shitty job
>no idea what to do with my money
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>>35083950
buy gold, of course. build a little gold vault under your house to keep it in.
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>don't mind working
>terrified of other people

what do?
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>>35084029
im not talking thousands. i have 150 dollars i can spend on whatever i like right now.

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>have crush on girl in class
>finally ask her out today
>sure anon see you on Saturday
A-am I gonna make it guys?
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>>35083777
what are you going to do?
do you have any experience?
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>>35083777
i hope you fail you dumb fucking trips-getting faggot nigger fucker

>t. crab
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>>35083777
you have trips on your side, its has to go well

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How tall are you robots? I'm reading everywhere on this board that every one is tiny as fuck, when would you call someone small or tall?
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I'm 189cm. Would consider under 175cm small and over 190cm big.
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203cm desu dess
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6'8"
origiganalfjfhd

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I hate being alone all the time
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I have no clue who that man is but he looks like he'd say MAHOGANY
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>>35083708
Then take the bogpill
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>>35083708
Can someone give me a fast briefing on this man? Oh, and on his twin too.

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Are women even self aware?
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>>35083706
are y0u?
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>>35083706

largely, no. the good ones are prized dolls that are handed around for recreational purposes and praised for just existing.
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The "self" is ultimately illusory. "Self-awareness" therefore does not represent an objectively higher understanding of reality. Although it can indicate intelligence, to be "self-aware" is in a sense a form of delusion.

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What is a funny one-liner to say when you kick someone in the balls?
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>>35083642

i got balls of steel
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It's not Christmas time but you can call me the nutcracker anyways
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>>35083642
nothing. You just do it and walk away.

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Post your Dark Triad score and your personality type. Lets see who's the best/worst:

http://www.celebritytypes.com/dark-triad/test.php

Autistic INFP reporting

GET PERSONALITY TESTED HERE:
https://www.16personalities.com/
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I answered as honestly as I could.
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INTP
Craaaaaaawling in my skiiiiiim
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My results are skewed because I'm schizoid I'm not even a risk taker

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Why do men like bitches?
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>Sherry Argov
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Men don't like bitches.
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>>35083697
This woman says they do.

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itt:
vent
share comfy music
share comfy photos
tell me abt your day
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I'm comfy right now /r9k/
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Look at those normies
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>>35083444
enjoy being comfy
>>35083459
normies have their own ways to be comfy and should not be here

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>tfw i have THREE (3) successful threads going at once

god DAMN i am a tycoon of this fucking website
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>tfw im that guy who posts a thread every 5 minutes
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>>35083324
You're the cancer that's kiIIing this board.
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>tfw I'm that cancerous guy making trap threads and "tfw no steam bf" threads

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what are you drinking robots?
pic related is my drink of choice
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>>35083296
I sucked my bf off and swallowed his cum I chased it down with a swig of whiskey not a big fan of cum
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>>35083296
Why do you hate yourself?

>>35083325
I don't think anyone really enjoys the taste of cum
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>>35083296
>Ancap shit
Fuck off tranny

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I love Erica! I love her so much!
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the only erica i know is a trap that doesn't pass at all and has this awful falsetto voice. polyamrous, too.
i'm in boston if anyone's wondering, although pretty sure he moved to florida and has a trans bf. not sure why anyone would want to deal with someone who's poly when they themselves are not, it's a recipe for a relationship to fall apart.
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This girl lives like 30 minutes away from me in zionsville but when I tried to talk to her on Skype as a meme for the guys in a group she used to attentionwhore in, she told me to go away and not talk to her
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>>35083157
her eyes are so big

attention must feel nice.

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>check my BMI
>it says I'm overweight
>"OK, maybe I could stand to lose like 5 or 10 pounds."
>it says I need to drop 30 lbs

What kind of bullshit is this? If I weighed 30 pounds less, I'd be a walking skeleton with no muscle to walk myself around the block. I get that I'm not 100% muscle, but if I lost more than 10 lbs, I would be losing muscle fast.

tl;dr: this BMI scale is bullshit.
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>>35083126
Of course it would take an anime poster this long to figure out how the BMI scale works
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I'm 5'10. My weight is supposed to be around 168 lbs and I'm 203 lbs, yet I somehow don't look overweight.
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>>35083126
imagine being this delusional. Ur probably 5'1 250 pounds.

Why would anyone listen to this man?
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>>35083040

im not a libcuck, enjoy your clinton fake news network
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>>35083040
infowars is comfy as fuck, theres a soothing quality about listening to alex jones ranting about the globalists while you're under 2 blankets browsing 4chan
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>>35083040
He is a con-man, but he is also a good speaker. He knows how to get people worked up. That's why they keep coming back.

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/R9K/ BTFO BY VARG VIKERNES. WILL ROBOTS BETA LOSERS EVER RECOVER FROM THIS? https://youtu.be/JSqrbdM8XjI
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>>35082628

/r9k/ is not a mgtow board, it is full of thirsty beta faggots,womanhaters, prison gay trap chasers and social rejects and overall human failures. few willingly rejected female companionship.
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>>35082688
And he talks about how beta losers are doing a great thing not getting girls
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>>35082628
If you watch the video, he says something along the lines of:

>The winners, the alphas, find traditional wives and have large families.

I guess I agree with this in a way, especially in a biological sense. Still, that's a very different interpretation of alpha male from that of /r9k/. Most "Chads" would be considered beta by Varg's usage of the word.

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