What is a funny one-liner to say when you kick someone in the balls?

>>35083642

i got balls of steel

It's not Christmas time but you can call me the nutcracker anyways

>>35083642
nothing. You just do it and walk away.

>>35083642
You say
>Didn't see that one cumming, heh

>>35083642
>Hope you didn't plan on having any kids!

This is assuming you break their balls, which you should.

>I kicked you in the balls!

I can't believe you've actually done this.

>>35083642
I sure am nuts aren't I?

>>35083642
I got a bunch of classics, like; "thats the way the cookie crumbles", and "silent, but deadly", and last but not least "can't blame that one on the dog". Need more?

>>35083642
Hey I just kicked you in the balls!
Or
Woah I bet THAT hurts!

>>35084436

sure

orjkldsjilfasdasd

>>35083642
THAT'S MY PURSE

I DONT KNOW YOU original

>I heard you were looking for a sex change

>>35084559
just came into this thread to post that.

>YOU CANT MAKE AN OMELET WITHOUT
*kicks nuts*
>BREAKING SOME EGGS

>go up to random dude
>Yell HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS CRAZY
>Kick them in the balls
>I JUST DESTROYED YOUR TESTES

gotta pronounce it test ayys or it doesn't work

>"ever wish you were a girl?"
>no why
*kicks nuts*
>"what about now ?"

DEEZ NUTS

THUWCOWW ORIGINAL

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>this ain't been posted yet

Also kek >>35085637

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>>35083642
MY FRIEND IF YOU LOOK INTO THAT CAMERA YOU'VE BEEN KICKED IN THE NUTS

How'd you like them apples?