>Not able to get college work in
>Get discouraged and don't want to do it anymore and late stuff keeps piling up
>Four minutes to another deadline and I haven't turned in anything, I've just been playing video games and worrying
>Teachers haven't said anything about it but I'm constantly worried about being dropped
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>35087942
QUICK MAKE A BLANK WORD FILE AND THEN EDIT AND FUCK UP THE CODE IN NOTEPAD, THEN GET AN EXTENSION BECAUSE THEY CANT OPEN THE FILE
>>35087942
I was like you a few years ago.
Then I failed out of school and I've been a smelly neet ever since.
>>35088010
I wish I was a smelly NEET again the only reason I'm doing this is my mommy said I have to do this or get a job so now I'm doing online classes
I hate school so much I always have and work would be even worse so now I'm stuck like this
>tfw cuckquean
>can't find any girls who are willing to fuck my bf
>tfw robot by proxy
>>35087937
>my bf
>robot
Train him to be hot enough to be a chad.
>robot by proxy
wrong
WRONG
>what do you do in your free time, anon
>do you have any hobbies?
wat the hell do you say, /r9k/?
>I like to sew and make leather stuff with my just-above-minimum-wage-bucks
>you?
>I enjoy asian works of art.
>I spent 95% of my time in front of the computer
wew
I shift between hating myself and mindlessly browsing the internet. Sometimes I'll read a book or watch a movie.
LOOK UP HERE, I'M IN HEAVEN
I'VE GOT SCARS THAT CAN'T BE SEEN
I'VE GOT DRAMA CAN'T BE STOLEN
EVERYBODY KNOWS ME NOW
Go to bed yunes
>>35087887
i dun knoe who ib oones
>>35087869
is there anywhere I can see pictures of this retarded little down syndrome frog getting the shit beat out of him or anything?
its that time again, post your drawings, photos, painting, music, novel excerpts, scripts, poems, sculptures, videos, etc
bumping for columbine orig
can one of you talentfags draw a cute pic of Diane? TIA
>>35087868
neww attempt. join in
I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominante gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little bch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
>>35087855
Nice copypasta keksmsmdkdksms
>>35087855
Weak bait
Try again next week
>>35087885
Thanks dude
smiley oregano :3
>tired of feeling lonely and bitter
>want to make friends
>join a social network or start using an old one again
>"w-wow, this is kind of cool..."
>realize I don't actually have friends to talk to
>quit
>repeat
I just want to be normal. I want to have friends.
>post a thread about feeling lonely
>nobody responds
That's fine. I won't bump again after this.
this thread combined with the pictures made me sad
>>35088428
It's okay anon, I'll bump. I'm here and hope you have a cozy night, I'm going to personally read cyoa to sleep because fuck people. I hope you find so.e good friends who aren't vapid assholes. Good night anon. (I don't know if I'm sticking around, but I might check back in 30 mins.)
~anon
FACT: You can't be a robot if you have good teeth.
>>35087789
FACT: you are not a robot if you make threads like "you are not a robot if x"
fuck off cunt face, you're a lazy cunt who didn't brush and you have nobody to blame but yourself.
Is this a winning smile?
>>35088053
Too straight to be a robot, fuck off Chad
How does it make you feel?
Little bitch
Are you immune to bullets?
>tfw fell for the fit meme
.,.,
>>35087775
no fucking way dude
he is real after all, no shit
How well does Tinder work in hooking up?
I'm twenty-seven, and tend to feel awkward when it comes to online dating.
>>35087743
>hi
>hi
>youre hot
>so are you
>lets meet up
>proceed to fuck
...
>>35087828
>Implying we're hot
>>35087743
you have to be good looking for tinder to work.
you also have to be willing to fuck ugly/fat girls from time to time.
>have 6 windows of tabs open that I've saved up during the past 2 1/2 months
>computer is running super slow these days
>start going through them to see what I want, clicking off the ones I don't and saving the links of/desired content from the ones I do before I click off them as well
>some are removed /r9k/ posts
>risk going to desuarchive even though it's corrupted so I can enter the post number and see what they were
>one of those annoying malware windows pops up
>click off it before it loads
>realize that it was just a whole one of my windows spazzing out/"Not Responding"
>means I clicked off a whole window of potentially amazing tabs
>angryredlippedtoad.jpg
>ctrl+shift+t
>one tab from the window shows up
>try multiple times
>copies of same tab
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Is there a way to recover those remaining tabs or am I gonna have to spend a few hours searching the past couple months of my history?
Something kinda similar happened to me a few days ago so I'll bump for interest.
Seriously, why do most political cartoons look the same?
>6 windows of tabs saved up
Good night, the autism!
>at home alone
>grab gun
>go through doors like the fbi agents on tv do
>act like I'm "clearing" rooms
anyone else do this?
>>35087660
I do this, but I don't own a gun, so I just pretend to hold one. I also pretend to have a hot partner fighting criminals with me.
Not like it isn't a useful skill to have one day.
>>35087660
>at home alone
>narrate everything I'm doing
checked off my socialize task for today
>one of my friends is leaving for Dallas in a week
>the other is leaving for the Military in two months
>the only other friend I ever had moved to Washington years ago
>tfw I'll be stuck in a 2000 pop. town inWest Virginiawith nobody to talk to
What do I do? I don't know how to make friends
>in 100 pop village
>most recent friend moved away around 10 years ago due to family problems
>see OP's thread
>tell him to count his blessings and go out to meet people
i feel you OP currently dealing with the same issue, been NEET since september and cant find any reason to leave the house
>>35087650
Move to Dallas. It's nice place and my friend lives there.And I live there.
Post here if you're just a human being who's in a bad place and who wants to feel that they're not alone, cringing at all of this normie/robot bullshit.
>fuck your community
>pls comfort me
In this world, you're either a normie or a robot. Which are you, OP? You can't be neither.
What's this? A note in a bottle?
I still don't fully believe that this is the real world after doing VR.
>>35087580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Xsp4FRgas
You wouldn't be alone.
But I couldn't show you that without telling you that you need to hear the gospel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97k4z6Qe7JM&t
Act like everything is normal. Don't let the Archons kn
>>35087580
>after doing VR
VR is still shit these days. If anything it made me believe this is the actual real world