>at home alone >grab gun >go through doors like the

>>35087660
I do this, but I don't own a gun, so I just pretend to hold one. I also pretend to have a hot partner fighting criminals with me.

Not like it isn't a useful skill to have one day.

>>35087660
>at home alone
>narrate everything I'm doing
checked off my socialize task for today

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>>35087764
If you keep going down this route

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>be in kitchen alone
>grab banana
>put it in my pocket but leave part of the top sticking out to pull it out easier
>act like a cowboy
>do quick draws and gun slinging with imaginary villains
>basically act like a mix between john wayne and clint eastwood
>actually have fun
I'm not the only one, right?

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>>35087740
>tfw no tomboyish detective that I have a deep yet platonic relationship with

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>>35087764
>>35087842
I've kinda wanted to be an fbi agent, but I most likely wouldn't make the cut

If you want to larp with a hand gun remember to keep it close to your body in tight spaces t. room clearing pro

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> Making peanut butter sandwich
> Lick off peanut butter
> Hold knife like knife in Counter Strike
> Walk around and slash at nothing
> Sometimes walk around like I'm carrying a gun in an FPS

>>35088024
And shoot everyone twice in the face.
t. John Wick

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>>35087878
You mean like her? I bet she would enjoy those adventures.

>>35088084
You wanna go for a jog man?!

Okay... But what are you doing with a knife?...

What do ya mean? Ya run faster with a knife. EVERYONE RUNS FASTER WITH A KNIFE!

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>>35088157
I don't know who that is, but if she can handle a gun, she's in.