Hey Stove guy, what you cooking today?
pls respond
organo
>>35152151
went to Burger King. Also clean your stove dude.
>>35150912
what on earth are those things??
What does it feel like to be hugged by a girl? Is it as soft and warm i heart it to be?
With my ex gf every time she hug me she always squeeze my balls... She was a sadist. That's the reason why she is my ex.
>>35150892
nobody qgo jnbioqo+qaa ??
>>35150892
I never had a gf but hugged a few girls and touched them.
Their hands are soft and it's feel nice when they hug you.(even better when thier boobs touches you)
>there is a temple in central Antarctica
>it has weird drawings and labyrinths
>the drawings describe and predicte current and past happenings...also the future?
>is huge and dozens to hundreds miles big
>many top elite working to decipher
>many puzzles to block entrance to deeper portions
>Cicadia 3301 is project to collect worls's best problem solvers
>political in-fighting by Christians to deny this reality vs. Globalists (Trump recently converted to Christian)
>Globalists funding project because of implications of immortality
>happenings are straight from book of Revelations but removed long ago
So what? How is this going to help me get a gf?
try to be a human that accomplishes something in your life..........
who could have seen this one coming
>every girl thinks I'm "cute"
>all want to be friends with me
>treat me as their little pet
>get baffled when I ghost them and start ignoring them in real life
Why is it so hard for them to understand that I just want to be treated as a man? I don't care about their fake shows of affection. I don't care about their fake "friendliness". They don't threat the guys they find attractive like they threat me.
Every time I'm in their company it feels like an insult. Fuck them.
>>35150823
I know that feel, bro
>tfw everyone thinks you must be gay
Kill me
>>35151113
Yeah, the attention is nice (better than being ignored) but then you come out of it feeling inferior and depressed so actually better to stay away altogether.
In my case they know I'm not gay cause I have asked one of them out and got rejected a few months ago.
Would be nice if I had female company like you do, anon.
what would you be doing for entertainment if there was no nore internet or computers? i just dont kbow what id do
Dunno, suicide?
Probably would've spent more time talking to friends, maybe I would've kept a few past high school. I'd read more books. Maybe would've tried dating. Basically I'd be a normie.
>>35150809
>what would you be doing for entertainment if there was no nore internet or computers? i just dont kbow what id do
When my computer died in 2014 and my brother hogged the fuck out of his(technically the family's but so was mine) I started going to the library, took books home and read. Despite previously spending most of my time on the computer reading shit you morons would post my reading speed was pretty garbo so in 3-5 months I only got up to the first 4 books of the ASoIaF series but I enjoyed the series.
Important part is that without the internet and computers I would be doing semi-productive things that I would never think about doing now, in fact I haven't even seriously touched or finished a book since I got my own laptop. Internet access has ruined my life.
How can 3D women ever compete?
>>35150808
Compete for what?
>>35150808
This image is less effective when the robot forces me to write a comment.
>>35151451
I fucked up at 4chan
Pic related.
Have any of you seen a psychologist before? How did it go? Did it help?
I'm considering seeing one. I feel like a nervous wreck, lost in a sea of opportunity that horrifies me. I don't even know what I would be after, but I don't know what else to do. It would be nice to hear about what experiences all of you have.
>>35150781
compulsively lied through every one hour session. It wasn't too bad, did absolutely nothing though.
>>35150781
I think I should see one but I don't know how to make it happen.
My psychologist insulted me when I didn't want to listen to his literally subjective viewpoint on drugs, didn't listen or take my religion seriously because he was mormon, and lastly was impressed when I passed a series of tests no one he's given it to before has done.
All in all psychologists use modern methods to determine things but there is a fine-line between subjectivity and objectivity in psychology.
It's pretty easy to be diagnosed with things you don't have since they're looking for it. I really hate modern day psychiatry and psychology.
>poor friend invites me to his house today about a week ago
>He's poor and I have to drive 45 minutes to get to him and he can't provide me with gas money but I'll do it because I have not hung out with him in a few years
>Sunday rolls around and he waits until this afternoon to tell me he has no TV, no video game consoles, no computer, no marijuana, nothing.
>I have to spend my Sunday driving 45 minutes to sit bored as shit in this dude's apartment with nothing to do
>Only way out of this is if after I drive to his house, I drive him several towns over so he can look for one of his street friends to get weed from and apparently he can get a TV and a 360 on the streets
This is one of the only times I'll hang out with someone in real life this year and it's already a gigantic waste of time, money, and a pain in the ass. I wanted to bring snacks and pizza to his place so we could sit on the couch and get high and watch TV but no.
Why even invite people over if your place sucks so much? Shouldn't that be considered rude?
>>35150688
You are a jerk anon
>>35150717
How am I a jerk? I have to do all that driving on my Sunday just to do nothing at his place? I have to bring the food too? I could sit here in my room with my nice PC. Big TV. My video game consoles. All without leaving my room.
Why couldn't he tell me when he invited me over a week ago that literally his only source of entertainment is a tablet?
If all he has to do is talk then call me on the phone dude why am I wasting my time and energy and money and risking a car accident driving that far?
you could give each other brojobs
Time to wipe out the white race once in for all
calm down paco
https://youtu.be/gYWNu1oORVo
VIVA LA RAZAthis post is oregano
>mexicans
>couldnt even stomp out independent texas
>humiliated by american farmers
>half their empire stolen from them
>further humiliated when burgers name state "new mexico"
>remains irrelevant
>years later
>had the chance to reclaim texas from america if they help out the german empire
>too beta and say no
>america smacks them down once again before they even think of acting
>years pass
>third world country
>cartel runs everything
>constant beheading, blood-baths and so forth
>spanish rape-baby manlets
>muh muh mayan empire
>muh muh muh west coast
>become pseudo-us-puppet
>now paco is gonna have to pay for the wall
>muh mehican pride!!
What are some hot hentai movies, manga or eroge featuring feet?
bump for interest, altough i dont get the feet fetish
>>35150565
Bumping out of interest as well, but OP, you're probably better off looking for hentai images/doujinshi above all else
>>35150565
Which is that, OP?
So I have a gf, and have now reached a point where I have another, much better woman willing to be my gf instead.
They both know about each other, though they are not friends and have only spoken one or two times. How do I go about dumping the current gf? The new one said we should wait about 3-4 weeks before tell people etc so it doesn't seem like I immediate jumped from one to the other.
I've never dumped anyone before, whats the best way to do it, and word it?
Yo, it's over, bye!
>>35150700
But then she'll come round and cause a scene if I just block her
Normie problems to /adv/. FUCK OFF
Or point that girl to me instead.
You "aww" you lose.
>>35150502
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Hello Robots.
The time for this shilling and degeneracy has come to an end.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
We will CLEANSE our board.
We will CLEANSE our souls.
We will CLEANSE our minds.
Females have no rights to post on this board, and it shall remain like this forever.
>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.
Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.
Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.
They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.
The time for this has come to an end.
We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.
>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.
>>35150496
Fuck robots I want the greentext board back. Fuck this depressing bullshit you guys are no fun. What happened to making original content? Get rid of the robots, get rid of fembots, and bring back the greentext.
Bump for solidarity
original
I am purging cunts as we speak! Long live the cause!
>Be me
>Decent looking guy with a pringles pack dick and a chad body
>Date a chub 4/10 girl
>She wasn't the best looking but I dated her for her personality
>Text a friend of mine "she's not the best looking girl or most fit but I love her for being her"
>Gf starts a fight with me for calling her ugly
>Gf dumps me
did u send it to her by mistake?
>>35150509
the friend screenshot it and sent it to her
>>35150474
and what's the problem if you are decent looking?
Post your top 5 anime here and judge others based on theirs.
1. Serial Experiments Lain
2. Tatami Galaxy
3. Welcome to the NHK
4. FLCL
5. Evangelion
>>35150459
1. Mushishi
2. Tatami Galaxy
3. Cowboy Bebop
4. Nichijou
5. Katanagatari
1. Gyakkyou Burai Kaiji
2. Cowboy Bebop
3. HxH 2011
4. Akira if movies count
5. Soul Eater
Close 6 would be Panty and Stocking.
>>35150459
Good taste but never seen #2 or 3
>>35150959
CB is great ofc, and Nichijou is also top-tier
>>35150459
1. Welcome to the NHK
2. Rozen Maiden
3. Koi Kaze
4. Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
5. xxxHolic