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Weirdest sex dream you robots had?
>Hanging out in school after hours with 3 other girls
>I know them pretty well, they correspond to real people
>They are beautiful, dressed in different colored dresses, white, yellow and red
>they are patronizing me and treating me like a sissy, being visibly too nice fake
>they start fucking me in the ass, one at a time
>each of them cums inside me
>except they're cumming hotdog sauces according to their dress colors
>wake up with the biggest raging boner
I might be hotdog-kin
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"Hotdog sauces"? You mean condiments like ketchup and mustard?
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>dreaming that I'm a Batman villain
>Batman is chasing me through an amusement park and I'm slaughtering innocents as I'm running away from him
>we're riding on roller coasters in our pursuit, jumping through carnival attractions
>I try to fuck up a ride while he's on it by messing with the controls but out of fucking nowhere he appears behind me
>beats me senseless and leaves me there to seemingly die
>it hurts so badly I can barely breathe, but I finally get up
>the woman who was supposed to be operating the ride this whole time is hiding in a corner
>I grab her and steal away into some hideout in the theme park
>slit her throat
>she dies and starts decomposing instantly
>I hold her in my arms while she rots and bloats and peels and fills with maggots
>so turned on I can't think straight or hold myself back
>tear off our clothes and fuck her senseless
>just as I'm about to jizz, Batman shows up
>he punches me in the face and I go flying away from her
>want to cry I'm so frustrated and aroused
>the body vanishes
>I go to throw a punch and wake up abruptly
I have weird ass dreams almost every single night and could probably fill a whole thread with them.
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>>35180466
The sausage is missing, pls let me feel your boipucci (boi-poochie)
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Post 10/10's ITT.
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here she is
btw that's one unattractive woman OP
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>>35180449
she is lesbian
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>>35180609
That just makes me want her more.
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Is it creepy to have matching tattoos with your twin sister??
Will girls assume we have incestual inuendos between us?
Should I tell a bullshit stories when people ask about about my tattoo?
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Since your sister suggested it its probably fucking gay
dont do it
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>>35180473
It' already been done..
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>>35180422
The real issue is that you're not fucking your sister
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Post the girl of your dreams.
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>>35180412
Literal human perfection
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The girl of your dreams is a softcore pornstar? I thought this place hated sluts.
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>>35180412
originnal comment required
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These fucking idiots. "There is a smart few"
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>>35180358
I bet you're a hoot at all the parties you're never invited to.
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They're illiterate FUCKS.
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>>35180392
Normie? You go to parties? What board am I on again?
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/cgl/ is making fun of you all - pic related
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>>>/cgl/9365672 (apparently we're e-rapists now or something)
>>>/cgl/9365730
The funniest thing is that the image they created with all your posts isn't even that cringy or controversial. But apparently all these posts are embarrassing enough to be put into a cringe compilation.
Also sorry, took me a couple tries to get the crossboard quoting working so I had to post and delete the thread a couple of times
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do you guys really take this shit this seriously? just come here to frogpost and chuckle about how i find it hard to relate to normies sometimes
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>>35180295
>do you guys really take this shit this seriously?
I'll rather not get doxxed.
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>>35180234
>con self defense thread
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>that time in class you all walked to the teacher's desk to grab a paper and a girl's hand dragged across your penis in sweatpants
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>>35180231
>wearing sweatpants at any point in your life as a male
this is why youre a virgin
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>>35180252
>he doesn't wear joggers
Lol, nice fashion virgin
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Swedish cix will love my sweatpants
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I do not care anymore about living longer.
If I die, I can not suffer more.
Yesterday i drove with mums car over 150mph in the rain, sadlyi did not crash.
who else /suicidal/?
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150mph? nice ride faggot
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>>35180293
Thanks, that was the maximum tmy moms car could drive.
I would have been driving faster if that would have been possible.
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>>35180604
BS, you're just too much of a pussy to really drive fast enougth to kys
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Let's say you kill yourself tonight.
What would they say about you at your funeral? How would your loved ones describe your life and personality, trying to be as positive as possible?
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>>35180130
dont buy into the hollywood glamour of funerals there wont be any long winded speeches of how beautiful you were or how loved you were and how missed you'll be
tv does not equal real life
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>>35180130
In all honesty, my mom probably would not even pay for a casket and just use the cardboard box the Christmas tree came in. My mom would just sign whatever she has to, sell my stuff to pay for cremation and just dump my ashes into a storm drain.
I doubt anyone else would really notice, I've been a recluse for 2 decades since high school.
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>>35180403
Pretty much every funeral I've been to has involved a long-winded summary of the deceased life, their achievements, and how loved they were. Even teen suicides.
Remember that even if you don't love yourself, there are people who are able to love you. Love yourself, for them.
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>>35180113
No, fuck that. They keep me attached to this shit life. Never asked to play this game. All you normies just say shit like this so you'll have people to point at and laugh.
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>>35180113
I remembered a WEBM from this anime and started crying. Thank you, OP. Fucking thank you.
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Please stop. I cried on that episode.
How do people jack off in the shower? It seems impossible. Is there something I'm missing here?
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>>35180085
Jacking off in the shower is God tier. I have a waterproof phone so I never have to worry about it breaking. I just sit down in the shower and fap. It's really comfy actually. Would recommend, and the clean up is very easy.
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>>35180085
Its just a meme like sex in a pool/hot tub yes you can but so much effort and its nust not worth it
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>>35180085
That's a nice looking shower head. I should buy a better shower head.
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How are y'all doing in life? I'm doing pretty terrible.
>be 27, went to school for math degree and did analytics for a research group for almost four years at university, lots of programming involved
>work part-time for minimum wage
>spent $30,000 for a useless math degree, can't afford payments
>can't find job paying above minimum wage that isn't part-time, can't even get interview
>$1000 in credit card debt for necessities
>phone bill piling up
>girlfriend pays for rent, hydro, etc and seems to be getting fed up with me, she'll probably hook up with a Chad soon who isn't such a beta faggot
I'm laying the groundwork for my suicide. I will probably hang myself in the woods somewhere. There's no point in any of this. I spent so much time becoming a professional in something yet there are no jobs and no one wants to hire me for being over-educated and over-experienced. I don't really feel like watching my life unfold any further since I know it'll mostly be failure.
pic related; still image from Suspiria. God, I love film. I'd make surrealist horror films.
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no replies. a microcosm of my life.
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>>35180040
I'm replying. You need to start small. Find some small place of solace and expand from there. I'm on disability right now but I'm looking forward to programming again.
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>>35180040
>be 29
>no education, worked construction labor for my career
>never got into a trade, too socially awkward to hold down a job for any proper length of time
>suffered major burnout 4 years ago
>became NEET on welfare
>never leave the house
>no gf
>completely useless at this point
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I'd like to remind you weak jawed virgins that you'll never ever be happy
Why?
The chemical composition that forms DNA provides us with a certain set of rules, such a height face and frame, metabolic rate and production of hormones such as testosterone
These changes were decided well before your birth into this world
I know that at least ONE(1) or maybe more of you have a fat forehead, balding hair, soft feminine skin, weak tendencies, flabby arms and a squeaky voice
You are pure and utter genetic trash and should off yourself
I know you are reading this
Pic related someone better then you
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>>35180027
>These changes were decided well before your birth into this world
Wrong.
They were decided when I was malnourished and had low testosterone during adolescence.
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>>35180027
>fat forehead, balding hair, soft feminine skin, weak tendencies, flabby arms and a squeaky voice
sounds like the kind of people who get MIT scholarships and end up working for computer companies
meanwhile, how many square-jawed, big-dicked, deep-voiced "alpha males" got blown up or shot to death in the desert?
check mate
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The nazis were robot as fuck then
>pic related, Himmler's cucked jawline
Circumcision is evil
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>tfw you get angry walking down the cereal aisle
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>>35179860
>randomly clicked a video with this guy just now
>first time I've ever seen him
>you post this thread
what a mildly interesting coincidence
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Hillary Clinton is an insane monster
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>27
>Still shy around girls
Really thought I would have that handled by now
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Yeah me too. At one point I was so awkward around girls, I,couldn't refer to them by name and even preferred to say 'good dog' rather than 'good girl' to my dog
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>actually falling for the private jet meme
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Girls are just too attractive. It's not fair! Maybe if they start being less attractive I'll be less shy.