Weirdest sex dream you robots had? >Hanging out in school

"Hotdog sauces"? You mean condiments like ketchup and mustard?

File: 1460472214760.jpg (93KB, 454x528px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 454x528px

>dreaming that I'm a Batman villain
>Batman is chasing me through an amusement park and I'm slaughtering innocents as I'm running away from him
>we're riding on roller coasters in our pursuit, jumping through carnival attractions
>I try to fuck up a ride while he's on it by messing with the controls but out of fucking nowhere he appears behind me
>beats me senseless and leaves me there to seemingly die
>it hurts so badly I can barely breathe, but I finally get up
>the woman who was supposed to be operating the ride this whole time is hiding in a corner
>I grab her and steal away into some hideout in the theme park
>slit her throat
>she dies and starts decomposing instantly
>I hold her in my arms while she rots and bloats and peels and fills with maggots
>so turned on I can't think straight or hold myself back
>tear off our clothes and fuck her senseless
>just as I'm about to jizz, Batman shows up
>he punches me in the face and I go flying away from her
>want to cry I'm so frustrated and aroused
>the body vanishes
>I go to throw a punch and wake up abruptly

I have weird ass dreams almost every single night and could probably fill a whole thread with them.

>>35180466
The sausage is missing, pls let me feel your boipucci (boi-poochie)

>>35180913
radical and disgusting at the same time

>>35180466
fucked my mother doggy style...
the fuck is wrong with me. its already the third time that i had that dream

>be me, age 15
>I'm having this dream where I'm in some sort of oceanarium
>I'm with this girl from my class I used to have a crush on
>we're just walking and talking casually
>suddenly, I realize I'm having a lucid dream
>timetogetlaid.jpg
>ask her to suck my dick
>she does
>feelsgoodman.png
>suddenly, she bites my dick pretty hard
>it feels weird but it doesn't hurt
>I wake up shortly after
>"well, that sucks", I think to myself
>I go back to sleep

It was weird seeing her the next day

My first sex dream was the other day

I know it's a "my bf" post but I can't tell him, its too weird

We dry humped for hours on a sofa at the mall in front of a childen's shoe store waiting to get caught, it was as anticlimactic as you'd expect

>>35180913
that sounds like a fun dream tee bee aitch

>>35181342
desu all of the supervillain dreams that I have are pretty awesome. Even if they're intensely painful, when I wake up it's pretty great to reflect on. I've got more if you're interested.

>>35181314
I tell my qt gf all the time about the fucked up dreams I have about her and she's always flattered. Dreaming about someone is a pretty nice thing, it means you're thinking about them. I'm sure he wouldn't mind unless he's some turbo normie scum.

>>35181314
you underestimate a man's perversion