Let's say you kill yourself tonight. What would they say

>>35180130
dont buy into the hollywood glamour of funerals there wont be any long winded speeches of how beautiful you were or how loved you were and how missed you'll be

tv does not equal real life

>>35180130
In all honesty, my mom probably would not even pay for a casket and just use the cardboard box the Christmas tree came in. My mom would just sign whatever she has to, sell my stuff to pay for cremation and just dump my ashes into a storm drain.
I doubt anyone else would really notice, I've been a recluse for 2 decades since high school.

>>35180403
Pretty much every funeral I've been to has involved a long-winded summary of the deceased life, their achievements, and how loved they were. Even teen suicides.

>>35180130
My mom and dad would just cry

I'm their oldest son and a complete failure
I'm going to write that I want to be cremated instead, it's too fucking expensive to put you in a hole in the ground these days

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>>35180597
I know my brother would want to dig my grave himself, first because fuck paying anyone to do that basic job and second it's a nice gesture I guess
I'd do it too desu.

>>35180525
We've had a suicide at work this month, they put a notebook for his coworkers to pay their respects and say goodbye. I never met the guy, but I know he was appreciated for being kind and helpful from what I've read there.
I know they did a commemoration thingy in his office but I didn't attend

>>35180130
>today: fake tears
>tomorrow: nothing

Only my mom would shed tears, I'm loved very much

>>35180130
I remember one kid at my high school who hung himself after his gf dumped him I guess.
God damn, it almost felt surreal having to treasure his memory despite me never knowing who he was.
Also, who the fuck is stupid enough to commit suicide over a high school relationship?
I would rather be remembered as the kid who died of carbon monoxide poisoning on accident or something equally as stupid on my part.

Still sad though, don't kill yourself.