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The same reason i dont have a normal color gf.

not a big fan of dating someone able to camouflage themselves with a fucking door

>>35192791
Tfw no bush gf

>>35192783
It's a mistake. Just wait a second or post from a different IP

>>35192783
Smelly dumb phone poster scum.
Oregano

>>35192802
I have, its been like that for 2 weeks


I'd understand if the 4chan pass was like $5 or $10


But $20 is overkill

Who would even pay that to literally post on 4chan? Lmao

Id rather buy gold on le reddit

skellys who go to the gym

how do you find the motivation to work out? The gym is filled with stupid chads and lifting weights is one of be most tedious activities anyone can do.

It's a painful reminder of how weak I am

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>>35192774
I've gone to the gym before with my older sister who works out.
I guess I wasn't as insecure as I would be since I felt like people wouldn't judge me as badly since I was trying to improve myself.
I stopped going though since I came back to college, since I don't like going alone, and don't even know what to do by myself.

>>35192774
>>35192920
Hi amigos

I brought some dumbbells and started the muscle grind at home learning from youtube

and also brought some mass gain protein shake thats like 1200 calories of okayness from amazon

You can gain weight really fast and that'll make you wanna keep going and become a fitness man

PS if you smoke just quit now i shot up in weight after i stopped

definitely

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>>35192722
>those eyes
>those tits
I'd consider it

>>35192722

sure, if you wear one for me and we trade keys

It's just impossible desu

I mean, how in the world is it possible that she'd go for me when she's always with another guy?

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>me in hs
>father have a garage
>association with monster energy and fix their huge trucks
>got monster energy clothing
>wear them like autismo
>Stacy says it fits me well
>"t-tha-thanks"
>awkward silence
>I see her leave and cross the whole yard
>get laughed at by her friends
>get bullied the trough all hs by them

>tfw Stacy Cross the whole school to compliment you but you can't even say thanks properly

Pretty sure she doesn't "like" me, but this one girl at work everyone wants to bone is really nice to me.

>>35192615
I don't fucking get it either. I've never once seen uncensored hentai

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_in_Japan

>>35192615
That x-ray shit bugs me too. I wish it weren't there all the time.

>>35192550
>>35192550
If you're an ugly, confident guy then you're a deluded narcissistic fuckhead who needs to lower his standards.

>>35192583
Because women want Chad and only Chad

>>35193412
Exactly, my man.
origano

>>35192542
ok but i dont wanna harass women
i believe in equal rights

1. god does not exit
2. women are equal to men
3. people who are forced to be with you will still not be loyal

>>35192584
or love you, for that matter.

>>35192498
I used to have a zip lock bag with piss in it

>>35192498
i use ginger beer bottles for that aesthetic glass appearance

>he doesn't use 2 liter sprite/fresca bottles for the added capacity/opaque bottle color to hide piss combo

look at this faggot

>Le sex means everything in life meme
Kys

>>35192423
>go outside
>meet someone
>we have no similar interests and they only talk about themselves
>go back home

>>35192423
>she's the zero sex drive type of mentally ill
She's only not attracted to you and probably having side dick.

>>35192418
>>35192418
>tfw no cat trap bf

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>>35192418
Thanks, Doc.

*taps the "Follow" button*

>>35192418
What anime is she from?
Oreginalinmo poest

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>>35192160
requesting cute/uplifting/funny pictures for OP

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>>35192171
giv qt asian gf instead ree

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>>35192171
originallarinomino

>>35192158

That just means you need to get a little bit more desperate. (if she is below 55)

Do not worry, it is a matter of time.
Also try to wank less. She will become the most beautiful woman in the world, as she always was before.

>>35192158
On a scale of 1-10 what is she? Tit & ass size? Brunette? Fat? Need a description

Op kys

>>35192118
I can't stand fat people.
The smell, the attitude, the victim complex.

>>35192118
I'm a /fit/ guy and I like fat girls.

>>35192118
Fat girls have such little sex capital they are easy to dominate. These women may give him money they may offer more disgusting sexual favors or they won't reject his advances ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoENzQ-rOd0

You`re not a robot if you don`t listen to old foreign war songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqhDFYSlj0U

This song is also pretty robot-tier.

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Can I post a song about a literal robot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7st-s83IFk