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Why are old people so retarded on facebook and with phones?
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they always fall for clickhole and onion satire
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>>35248208
>le I hate le old people
>they don't get my social media! xd
Fuck off. The elderly are saints.
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and alot of times they don't even have relevant comments
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Does anyone else here fucking hate the fact they were born white? It's one thing to be like a tanned California skater kid but Jesus Christ
>born in rural country bum fuck
>hair falling out in fist fulls at 20
>fat saggy sad body
>depression
>skin is all white flaky and pasty
>covered in nasty body hair
Fuck this
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I wish i was born white. Whites and asian dont like my kind
>t.shitskin
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>>35248126
Good. All whites and Asians do is wanna stick their head in a book and live life unnaturally.
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>>35248088
most of the things you're complaining about can be fixed by leading a healthier life
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Get a practice girlfriend. Seriously. If you think you're too much of a pussy to ask out a girl, put yourself in the mindset that it's just for practice, and not the real thing. That way if you get rejected, it's just meaningless. Boom, now your fear of rejection is gone, and you scored yourself someone to gain experience points from.
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>>35248077
Fucking hell, piercings ruin another one. Why do women get piercings like that?
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>>35248077
Get you somebody that can be both
Also, I miss Kittens like fug, probably because I conflated her with my ex
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>>35248077
Fucking idiot. This is only like half of the things you need. Some people just aren't going to make it. To be a good boxer, you need to be able to throw punches as well as be able to take one. You don't just train a boxer to take punches when he can't even strike. That just makes him a good punching bag.
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>tell hairdresser to only trim the top
>cuts it short as fuck
Every fucking time
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>>35248048
>not asking for a shaved back and sides
It's like you don't want hitler youth hair anon.
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>>35248074
I had him cut my sides and back a number 2, left the top a little longer.
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>>35248074
>hitler youth
you mean classic men's haircut? idiot
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you will never be as hot as him ever
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>>35247967
He looks like he has a rare blood disease
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Maybe you won't but, I already am
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Thank god I don't look like a tranny
>Hello, I'm here for the job intervievv
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>>35247953
Present boipucci
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>>35247953
You're hired! Diversity quota fulfilled.
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>>35247953
We don't hire aliens here
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I'm a lonely 25 year old girl living in a South American country.
I've only had one short relationship in my teens which has scared me away from Chads ever since and I would prefer a robot bf.
Because of the job options available to me, and my dislike of my current country, I plan on seeking work somewhere in Canada, Europe, or the US.
Some qualities about me you may have to put up with are:
>bad social anxiety
>depression
>short height of 5'0"
>boring personality
>intimacy anxiety
>aspergers
I'd appreciate it if you would greentext a bio about yourself that includes location and Skype username. I plan on reading over all posts and responding/contacting you if not inundated with too many.
If you wish to contact me more directly I've set up a group for myself where I think I'll be more comfortable speaking versus PMs where people can be quite forwardly lewd.https://join.skype.com/r3XRhay708c4
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I expect +200 replies for this shit.
As alone as I am I won't follow your game.
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i dont wanna be your boyfriend but do you speak fluent spanish?
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>south
are you in kentucky?
am the only robot in the state.
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>Person that's been hitting on me asks for more nude pictures
>I finally take some and send them
>"o-oh, these are nice :)"
>"you're cute!"
>2 hours later
>user is now offline
>user has blocked you
what does this mean... i'm confused...
>inb4 fuck off faggot ree shill
fuck off, i actually don't understand what the fuck happened or what i'm meant to do
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don't be a lewd slut
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>>35247905
I've done this to a horribly ugly girl before. If even a khv wouldn't touch that one, I wonder who would.
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>>35247946
i've been talking to him for 6 months before i even thought about sending anything
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I'm a ICE agent and today we deported some woman that goes to my gym. We got her and her mother and sent them to the station to be bused back to Mexico. They were crying and I felt kind of bad because she spotted me a few times and I talked to her before. She was very qt but that's besides the point. I don't think I could go back to that gym anymore because her group of friends goes the situation is awkward as faark
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If you're in LA, just go to South LA, literally Mexico.im sure 75% are illegals
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>trump will not x
The madman did it again.
Where are you OP?
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>>35247880
Keep up the good work, anon. Two new jobs created just like that.
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why do people from reddit and other social networks feel the need to come to 4chan?
They obviously wont like it and think everyone on it is racist.
If i cant get any from normies here then whats the point?
What's the fucking point?
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>>35247812
>implying everyone thats racist isnt normal
dumb fag
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>>35247812
Blame /pol/, those faggots brought normies into the fold.
I mean, do I even have to point to what they did to Pepe? Normies ruin everything and /pol/ opened the gates for this barbaric horde.
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>>35247842
what in the world were you trying to say?
Anonymous
Can I be more pathetic? 2017-03-03 12:24:57 Post No.35247782
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>I have the shittiest social skills ever
>No friends at all
>Still I don't know what I want to do with my life
>Literally, the only people I talk with are people who I met in a meme site. A FUCKING MEME SITE! And they still seem more alpha than me
Can I be more pathtetic
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>>35247782
>Talks to people
Guys, get a load of this fucking normie!
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trust me, there's always someone more pathetic.like me
we're all with ya buddy.
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>>35247782
>tfw I'm this + being ugly and stupid
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Sainsbury's Feel The Difference Range
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>>35247398
>>35247458
>>35247522
/britfeel/ - film analysts
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stop making these fucking threads
i'm british but these threads are the cancer of r9k
kill yourselves
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>>35247626
Good stuff, list some more potentials for pinnacle of British cinema!
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would you date grimes ?
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Only if she publicly announces her support for Trump
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>>35247564
she already is my gf fuck off with the threads
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no she's a piece of shit, I'd hate fuck her though
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Who here /love/
>inb4 toasty roasties
Shes a lovely girl, tall and graceful, the softest voice I've ever heard and so gentle, I'm meeting up with her tomorrow
Hoping to talk to get to know her more, I've known her for about half a year and haven't made a move, tomorrow seems like my chance
She takes care of herself, she was the only one who understood me when I mentioned hedonism and the Roman empire, TWICE we've gone to Maccies and KFC and she rather eat elsewhere, she seems like a nice wonderful person to be around
Ironically watched the peep show and imagined myself singing her a gentle song before she goes
Sorry for the blog post but I'm on love with someonepost <3's
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>no replies
Does /r9k/ have a cold heart?
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Good luck tomorrow
Don't hold back, faggot
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I've nearly got something like it
There's a woman I know. Tough, funny, thicc. And I only really like people who are a s #EDGY as me.
She doesn't care about anything in the world, but sometimes she cares about me, and I love it.
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Has anyone here ever been homeless before? I'm thinking about it cause it's the only way I can live in NYC.
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>>35247516
Never been but ive always wanted to just up and leave. Got noting really keeping me where I am.
Why NYC? Why not someone warmer all year round?
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>>35247516
I was thinking of moving to NYC too -- mostly because I don't like driving.
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Yea, it's easy being homeless in NYC.
The city is so ridiculously rich that homeless shelters are basically hotel rooms. I had my own room with free cable and wifi. They also have someone that comes and cleans your room for you daily.