>Hello, I'm here for the job intervievv

>>35247953
Present boipucci

>>35247953
You're hired! Diversity quota fulfilled.

>>35247953
We don't hire aliens here

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the mower is in the shed. the gas can is right next to it. i suggest setting it in the sun for a few minutes before trying to start it... it can be a real bitch this time of year.

Oh, and I found some Hi-C Ecto Cooler in the back of the pantry. I'll leave the jug on the deck. Help yourself.

Be sure to lock the shed when you are done

>>35248017

Did you just assume my fucking species?

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>>35247953
>Hits security button under desk

>>35248020
holy shit imagine being a little kid living in some suburban area and see that dude mowing the lawn you'd be scared shitless and tell everyone you saw an alien getting weed

>>35247953
>This freak has the same rights as you
This is what happens when society panders to mentally ill people.

>>35248099
he's probably a more decent human being than you

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>>35248490
probably not thoe

>>35248099
he should have the same rights as me, just no special rights.

>>35248490
>t. mutilated tranny who regrets his surgery

>>35248514
Here is a riddle and guess if you can.

What makes a monster and what makes a man?

spoiler: you are the monster in this riddle because while you may look common, your insides are foul

>>35248570
How hard did you tip your fedora while posting this?

>>35248569
I'd rather be a decent human being than be like you

>>35248590
Such edge. Wow.

>>35248596
What makes you so decent?

>>35248570
can you even read this reply with how low your fedora is tipped?

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>>35248612
>>35248570
>>35248596
>>35248490

Man, you can really tell the newfag pieces of shit have arrived. This board is finished

>>35247953
Humans are of the lowest intelligent species in the universe.

>>35248660
>as if this board wasn't finished already

>>35248627
For starters, im not you. Secondly I don't cruelly and harshly judge someone based on their looks. That person in the picture could easily be a kind caring decent human. Not that you would ever know, given the kind of person you are.

>>35247953
Somebody call Mulder and Scully on this nigga

>>35248734
You're still a faggot though. And why should I like a narcissistic snowflake who mutilates himself for attention?

>>35248846
because it's funny
that's why
haha

>>35248846
maybe he has drugs

>>35247953
I'm pretty sure it's Photoshop

>>35248846
You're certainly are on the position to judge others.

>>35247953
Someone call the MIB on this space nigger lmao

>>35248923
no, I saw an article about him today
it's plastic surgery this trans """""""""woman""""""""" decided """"""""she"""""" will fuck muh gender social construct by getting copious plastic surgery to become a """"genderless alien""""

>>35248660
>implying the board isn't a festering corpse at this point
>implying the board didn't die in 2014 with poopoo/peepee

>>35248978
lol what freak

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>>35248997
>>35248687

it's gotten EVEN worse lately

>>35249021
No, not really. It's been stagnant. But not like you'd know that considering you've been here a year.

>>35248570

Was that suppose to burn him?

>>35247953
Who is this guy? Someone give me a rundown?

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>>35249031
I've been here since '06. Kill yourself you insufferable faggot

The only job that thing could get is flamethrower subject

>>35249041
it was and did and now he's probably thinking to himself what a shit human being he is and needs to change immediately, if not well thats just very sad for him isnt it

>>35248570
Did you manage a 360 rotation of your fedora?
Here's a real philosophical tidbit for you to digest- nobody cares about the shit they can't see you ugly fuck.

>>35249070
>/r9k/
>2006
lol

>>35249074

Oh yeah you sure showed him! You go girl!

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>>35249092
I was talking about 4chan you fucking braindead retard lol

>>35249109
>I was talking about /r9k/ in specific
>I-I've been here since 2006
>/r9k/ wasn't a thing in 2006
>I-I mean 4chan! Retard!
lol

>>35248978
I believe you because you gave a source.
You can clearly see the repeating texture on the eyes and lips. He might even have botox, but that picture is Photoshoped.

>>35249074
You are such a fucking faggot hoIy shit.

Stop posting immediately

>>35249109
> This much damage control
Dude, just stop. It's embarrassing.

>>35247953

Holy shit, was your father HR Geiger or Something?

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>implying that thing will work a day in it's life
All these freak faggots have rich parents or some reason. Probably mommy and daddy paid for the bullshit art degree and all the surgery.

>>35249122
Not that guy but seriously dude just stop posting. You're cringey af

>>35249165
>I'm not him, but stop replying to him
lol

>>35249144
Lel dude just stop bro xD

Go back to reddet you embarrassing piece of shit lmao

>>35248997

Fuck you. POO POO PEE PEE was great.

>>35249179


Kill yourself. Not that guy btw

>>35249192
No it wasn't, poopoo/peepee and rare pepes brought in a shit ton of newfags to /r9k/.
>>35249196
>Kill yourself, but I swear I'm not him
lol

>>35249179
>>I'm not him, but stop replying to him

umm yea? You're are gay retard so stop posting

>>35249129
>You are such a fucking faggot hoIy shit.
And here I thought you were about to insult me, thank goodness you didnt compare me to you. That would have hurt me deeply

>>35249216
>No it wasn't, poopoo/peepee and rare pepes brought in a shit ton of newfags to /r9k/.

Like you know anything about /r9k/ you fucking retard lmfao

>>35249224
And here I thought you were a faggot and you clearly are lol

>>35249216
Yea dude you're le ebin oldfag xD right? Kek fucking faggot

>>35249217
>I'm gonna tell an anonymous poster to stop posting, and he will
lol
>>35249228
>I'm not gonna refute these claims, just gonna call him a retard
lol
>>35249271
>I'm gonna ironically type "ebin" and "xD"
>but this guys is the newfag
lol

>>35249246
im not a faggot tho, im a stupid shut in freak who doesnt know anything about the world. Oh wait thats you, turns out im just a decent human being. is that why you are so offended by my presence? yes it is but thats okay being the kind of person i am, im more than happy to help people like you

>>35249289
>this whole post

cringed

>>35249224
>>35249246
I ll agree with poster on this
>you are a faggot harry

>>35249293
No ones offended by your presence we're just making fun of you

>>35249179
I recommend to follow the advises given by the others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo

>>35249293
Yea you're so happy with who you are you have to virtue signal on an autistic chopstick forum? lmao you're honestly pathetic

>>35248570
>>35248596
>>35248734

Jesus christ this is sad. I'd expect to hear something like this on twitter. I know this board died long ago but...

>>35249303
>cringing at an anonymous post
>an anonymous that no one will remember because there's no face attached to it
>using cringe unironically in the year 2017
lol
>>35249321
>Tyrone
You're alright

>>35249357

lol epic af spoiler dude XD

>>35249320
>we're just making fun of you
you'd have to come to cloud 9 if you ever hope to try and bring me down, not that you could ever get there being the kind of people you are, always so quick to make fun of others to compensate for everything you are lacking

instead of putting effort into hurting people why not try to help others like me, you might enjoy it

>>35249293
>im not a faggot tho, im a stupid shut in freak who doesnt know anything about the world.

Oh shit, no wonder you're such a faggot

>>35249391
Shut the fuck up faggot

oregano original

>>35249373
>ironically pretending to be underage
underage. lol

>>35249391
>always so quick to make fun of others to compensate for everything you are lacking
well spoken

>>35249432
dude i said lol again it's like my catch phrase xD

>>35249443
i am very well spoken, i am very well in many many regards, thank you for noticing

>>35249443
>well spoken

Not really, that's honestly the weakest platitude in the book and you'd have to be a literal retard to think it's anything above cliche

>>35247953
lmaooo i actually know this guy, he's really nice

>>35249483
Na you're a retard

>>35249461
>being this buttmad
lol

>>35249502
>being literally brain dead

lol

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Hire him.

>>35249514
>still being this buttmad
lol

>>35249530
You're a stupid fucking faggot who has nothing to say LOL

>>35249486
Its 3 am where i live and i drank a few beers.
Still think it fittted the situation well.

>>35249554
W0w you're pathetic

>>35249538
>saying I have nothing to say while simultaneously not saying anything
lol

>>35249602
>olololololololololololoololololoolo XD hehe hehe i like dick

>>35247981
what? he's not a nigger

>>35249627
>still not posting anything meaningful and just shitposting
lol

>>35249647
>implying you are
reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>35247953
Welcome to Spencer's!

>>35249647
You're a faggot and are cancer lol

>>35249647
>>35249678
>implying you both isn't just the sameperson

>>35249661
>implying I ever claimed to be doing otherwise
lol
>>35249678
>being this assmad because I called out some newfags
lol
>>35249710
>implying I'm either of those guys
I'm not

>>35249746
You're like that kid who deserved to be bullied

>>35249780
>advocating bullying on a board home to social misfits and losers
Way to prove just how new you are.
lol

>>35249780
>admitting own experience

>>35249797
You're like sheldon from the big bang theory. I hope you get the shit beat out of you

>>35249828
>being an interjecting faggot retard

>>35249832
picking up random unrelated reference.
>definitely bullied in childhood

>>35249859
It's not unrelated cause you're an insufferable autistic faggot just like sheldon from the big bang theory

>>35249855
>2017
>triggered in 17seconds

>>35249878
holy f*cking epic xD

>>35248596
being decent is for weak normies

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yall niggas just mad cause rich white boi made himself ugly and yall poor and naturally ugly lmao cuz keep hatin XDDD

>>35250057
Can you even speak english? lmao

>>35250057
That doesn't make him any less fucking revolting, my nig nog.

Do those lips feel good on a penis?

>>35248997
>implying this board isn't just dust

>>35248596
>You don't know his moral character, bigot.
>but I know yours, companies MUST hire individuals who do not present their mission statement because they are all Rembrandt-tier on the inside! Spending that much money on surgeries is a good sign of this baseless assertion!

>>35247953
Is it ayyy luh mow or ayyy ell emm ayy oh?

>>35249832
>>35249875
>actually know what Sheldon is like
>actually watching the Big Bang Theory on some level
lol