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What happened to Simon? I thought he was the hippest new meme going around, then all of a sudden it stopped. Do people need a reminder of the greatest meme of 2017?
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>>35065278
Memories are a powerful thing
As long as you remember him he's still with you
In my heart simon has never left. He continues to spruce up my day even now
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>>35065278
>he fell for the ""literally who" is the hippest new meme going around" meme
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who /hatestheirmom/ here? 2017-02-23 04:56:17 Post No.35064984
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who /hatestheirmom/ here?
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>grandma just texted something really long winded
>just happened to mention that my mom is sick
>apparently she's got a giant tumor in her stomach
>is apparently in a lot of pain
>text her back answering her other unrelated question and nothing else
Am I supposed to care? Not only is my mom an extremely selfish cunt, this is her fault. She's fat and smoke a pack of cigarettes a day. I used to kindly try and persuade her to at least stop smoking. Then later on I outright berated her for hurting herself like that before dropping it forever because it only ended in a fight. Not only that, she's so lazy that it takes life threatening complications to even get her to the doctor or take care of herself. Am I supposed to call her and apologize for not speaking to her? I've been waiting 8 months for her to call me and apologize for being a cunt. But that will never happen because she lacks the capability to comprehend that she's done anything wrong. I'm actually willing to let her back into my life but I will not come crawling back to give her sympathy.
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>never reply to the "your mom will die if..." posts
>she still won't die
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>>35065020
>tfw meme magic can't kill my mom for me
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>morm smorked the weed again
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Ted Kacyzinski here,
Just popping by to tell all of you that you're all very intelligent, and you've all got a good chance at life!
Feel good, and keep posting on 4chan!
You're doing a great job!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4Np1WdBua8
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Thanks, Ted!
I just took a shower, washed my hair and face and feel like a million bucks
I think I'm ready to ask out my crush, Elle now!
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Proud of you, sonny
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>"Oh hey Anon. Not much, what are you up to?"
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When are you getting home mummy? I'm hungry!
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>>35064981
>"Oh yeah? Well Mommy's about to be full."
How was your day?
>be me
>walking to car after class
>pass my crush on the sidewalk
>we are in some of the same clubs, we know each other
>call her name and say hey
>she just walks by me
>mfw
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Why do women make men want to kill them?
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sounds like a bitch, dont dwell on it
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>tfw to intelligent two care about sex
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>>35064816
I feel bad for the other robots who haven't yet come to the conclusion that sex and relationships are just a ploy by the juden.
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>tfw intelligent enough to care about sex sometimes out of the fear of missing out but then go back to not caring about sex because it's the more enlightened choice
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I've been awake for 40 hours now, and I've been unable to sleep. My chest feels fine, I feel like a billion bucks. This has never happened before, it's frightening.
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maybe ur actually dead and ur just a ghost now
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>>35064603
someone roofie you. probably was meth, tho
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How does one define "post-irony?" I'm having trouble explaining this to my dad.
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>>35064553
it's about being brutally honest about being a sarcastic, cynical fuck
like yeah, you know a meme isn't really that funny or funny at all once you analyze it but it's great anyway so you keep repeating it
or you know the future is completely fucked but rather than deny it or try to fix it you just revel in it
make sure you have vaporwave playing in the background while you explain it
basically kids today have no illusions about the broken shallow promises of consumer capitalism or the artificial superficiality of Western society anymore
at least that's how I understand it I could be wrong.
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Just print up 30+ Pepe's and the full knowyourmeme page on Pepe. He's SURE to understand after that; make sure you laminate them first though, don't want them to get crumpled.
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ding ding ding, basementdweller hole unearthed.
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ITT simple things that makes us happy 2017-02-23 04:31:06 Post No.35064513
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ITT simple things that makes us happy
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Jar of jelly beans
It's not much but idk it makes me really happy just having them and sneaking 2-3 every now and then
Whats yours ?
Let's make this a happy thread
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>>35064513
Same concept, but with Toblerone
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Same with candy cigarettes
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>>35064513
off course the first one I took had to be licorice
lol
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>2017
>White "men" now sit in the back and black men drive the car while the white woman sits next to them
Where did society go wrong?
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>>35064456
Are we seriously having this conversation? You're overexaggerating
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>>35064456
He's the chauffeur, idiot. Haven't you ever seen "Driving Miss Daisy"?
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>mom knocked on the bathroom door and yelled at my chad brother for having a threesome in the bathroom
Serves you right!
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>>35064418
at least he had a fucking threesome you fucking kissless virgin faggot
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>>35064552
Very original normie
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I want to be the next bomber. I want to appear on the frontcover of rolling stone or even time. Ammonium nitrate my friends
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You look like Ian Curtis and I want to build dirty bombs with you bruh
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>>35064367
if you weren't so edgy i'd fuck you
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Anyone else have a problem with hypersensitive penile glans? What are you guys doing to make your penis normal like it should be?
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I need to remove my frenulum, it really hurt when i pull the skin out
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>>35064207
You probably don't need to remove it, just keep stretching it to make it more flexible.
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>This magic buttlust
>transcends straight identities
>just let me in bro
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I don't want a man to butt fuck meI want a mommy dom to do it and then make me clean up my mess
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>>35064471
2 l-lewd for me
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TFW niggers ruined your memes.
Remember back when memes were just image macros and autistic rage comics and were rare, high quality meme shit right?
Fucking nigger twitter ruined my fucking memes with their nigger photos and JPG bullshit and "ayy she thicc succ me bix nood nigga cops run fuck white oonga boonga"
Nigger twitter has ltierally turned memes mainstream. Now news outlets and fucking fast food restaurants start sharing this shit and now people I know are talking about memes in real life and I'm just sad because I remember the good days when you didn't fucking talk about memes in person because that meant you were an autistic fuckstick who shouldn't leave his room.
Memes are dead. I have nothing left to live for.
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wasn't it 9gag that ruined memes?
i always felt they are the ones to blame. they made "memes" normie tier.
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>>35063708
niggers ruin everything
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>>35063774
There is no more bastion for free memes. Reddit has turned 10000% normie