Ted Kacyzinski here,
Just popping by to tell all of you that you're all very intelligent, and you've all got a good chance at life!
Feel good, and keep posting on 4chan!
You're doing a great job!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4Np1WdBua8
Thanks, Ted!
I just took a shower, washed my hair and face and feel like a million bucks
I think I'm ready to ask out my crush, Elle now!
Proud of you, sonny