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>left /x/ years ago
>/mu/ can't teach me more
>way ahead of the people on /lit/ by now
>/b/ can no longer make me laugh
>too smart for /pol/
>still come here every day.
Why?
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>>35255186
Arcanine is more fundamental than any of those other boards.
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>>35255186
>>/mu/ can't teach me more
are you implying /mu/ can teach you anything to begin with? There's nothing to be taught on /mu/. Unless you're into the fine art of ironic shitposting the same 100 albums over and over again.
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>>35255186
honestly, /r9k/ is what /b/ should be. I really like it here, I think 5-6 years from now this period on /r9k/ (2014-2017ish) will be considered a golden era of 4chan.
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let's get a bird thread started. birds are fucking top tier animals.
>tfw no bird watching gf
just fuck my shit up my brethren of african descent
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I have so many webms I wish I could post but they have sound :\
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>>35255012
my mother killed my bird in front of me when i was 11
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>>35255012
I fucking love grouses
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Trips to a friend's house stories
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>hey anon, is your Soda flat? Come here! Let me fix that!
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP
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>>35254989
That's a horrible shop of Brook's fine ass.
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>>35255409
Imagine waking up next to her and seeing this when you open your eyes.
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Ah yes my dear, your most pungent flatulance seems to have been infused into my soda.
SNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF
Ah yes, very dark, very earthy. Contrasts nicely with the sweetness of the soda.
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>girls have gaping holes in them
>they allow guys to enter said holes
FUCK GIRLS ARE DISGUSTING
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>>35254981
They're punished for their sins in the form of babies, including having to incubate the parasites for nine months.
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>>35254998
>thinking pregnancy is bad
what kind of faggotry
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>accidentally drop phone in toilet
>phone starts spazzing out
>screens broken
>can't turn it off
I'm so afraid it's sending weird butt dial messages / my lewd pix
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>>35254670
How the fuck are none of those interfering? Any mathematicians or knot theorists here who can explain this
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>>35254688
they're literally just all rotating in the same direction
ignore the rotation of the sphere and it makes sense
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>>35254688
>knot theorists
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First time i post on this board.
Why is this board so fucking depressing ?
What the fuck is wrong with all of you?
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>>35254522
We're intelligent. That's what's wrong with us.
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>>35254522
r9k is a cesspool of negativity and defeatism
a place where the rejects of society
congregate in an attempt to feel better for their own failres.
if you are depressed, get off this board, it will drag
you further and further down the rabbit whole,
you will not notice until you're contemplating suicide or wondering
how you ended up at the mental health ward.
If you are just visiting because you think its funny, get off immediately,
slowly this board will rot your brain whether you want it or not, gradually, 4chan will colonize
your way of thinking.
Your brain will adjust to the toxic mentality of this disgusting hellhole over time and you will become one of them.
Turn back before it's too late, NOW.
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>>35254554
I was already thinking about suicide before coming here but you guys are so fucking depressing i dont want to stay any longer, you guys are such fucking losers i want to get my shit together even more.
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>valium and alcohol overdose
>feel sweet dark embrace taking me
>woken up by paramedics in my room, roommate called
>admitted to mental ward for next 72 hours
I was so fucking close.
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>>35254520
What are you gonna do when you get out? You gonna try again?
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>overdosing on pills and alcohol with other people home
Wow, it's like you're a 14 year old girl OP
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>>35254738
this tbqh
go cut yourself elsewhere plz.
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But I do know one thing though
Bitches, they come, they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday
Monday through Sunday, yo
Maybe I'll love you one day
Maybe we'll someday grow
'Til then just sit your drunk ass on that fucking runway, ho
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLyZg50J-Ns
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SWERVIN
SWERVIN IN A MUHFUCKIN ALL WHITE CROWN VIC BLUE LIGHTS MOUNTED SIREN HOWLIN STOLE IT FROM A COP CUZ HE POPPED ANOTHA BROWN KID AYE
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Early morning feels for us Brits
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I WIPE IT OFF ON TILE, THE LIGHT IS BRIGHTER THIS TIME
EVERYTHING IS 3D BLASPHEMY
MY EYES ARE RED AND GOLD, THE HAIR IS STANDING STRAIGHT UP
THIS IS NOT THE WAY I PICTURED ME
I CAN'T CONTROL MY SHAKES
HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, SO VERY WRONG
I HAVE TO LAUGH OUT LOUD, I WISH I DIDN'T LIKE THIS
IS IT A DREAM OR A MEMORY?
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Can you guys do a robot a favor and tell me what you think about my video, i want to do youtube for fun, but i also want to see what you guys think. Pointers, comments, critisism, or tell me to kys. Anything?
https://youtu.be/CyaSHUacxxI
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why are you even trying to compete with reviewbrah?
he has the market cornered, plus your voice sounds really fat, so fat that it makes me feel uncomfortable. just a really sticky and gooey low energy voice that makes pussy dry up, like if i had a pussy your voice would be really efficient at drying it up quickly, it was like bad ASMR
try a different gimmick, and also lose some weight so your voice doesnt dry up my metaphorical pussy
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>>35254608
Thats kinda what i was going for the low energy, fat, disgusting voice... also i wanted to be a little more like sickreviews. Also any ideas for a diffeent gimick?
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I'll take the bait.
This falls completely flat. Obviously the review itself is a joke. The delivery is flat with no production quality, probably intentionally, but it's not enough to be campy or work as cringe humor. It's lazy.
Credulous at best, your desire to believe in Angels in the hearts of men.
Pull your head on out your hippy haze and give a listen.
Shouldn't have to say it all again.
The Universe is hostile. So Impersonal. Devour to survive.
So it is. So it's always been.
We all feed on tragedy. It's like blood to a vampire.
Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies.
Much better you than I.
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>>35254331
I NEED TO WATCH THINGS DIE
FROM A GOOD SAFE DISTANCE
VICARIOUSLY I LIVE WHILE THE WHOLE WORD DIES
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>>35254579
>>35254331
inbefore v&
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>>35254331
rays of light will burn you
the pains you'll feel will tie you
dark and light, light and dark
you'll burn as soon as there'll be spark
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who here /horny/
i havent fapped in 3 days and feelin EXTRA LEWD
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>>35254220
I gave in and fapped twice today after a week clean. Feelsbadman
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I just started fapping
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>"Heeheehee! Can you smell that, darling? Anon's genitals have quite the musky odor!"
>"Hahaha! I know! They reek! I hope he walks by again. Hey! Call him over!"
>"Oh yes! Good idea! Ahem. Anon, darling? Would you come over here for a moment? I was, wondering if perhaps you'd be, er, interested in... uhh..."
>"In running laps around the track with us!"
>"Er, yes! What Stacy said! You wouldn't mind would you? Of course you'd probably get very sweaty and grimy... in places..."
>"Yeah! And you'd really STINK, TOO!"
>"YES! Ahem! Y-you certainly would! Like a raging animal, primal, feral, marking your territory with your musk! Phew. Is it getting hot in here?"
>"So you're gonna come, right?"
You overheard the entire conversation. You were already disgusted before they called over the OTHER Anon. You know, the one who isn't you? How do you feel that not only do those girls have a sick fetish but that they didn't want to share it with you? You beta fuck. You probably wash your pee-pee every day, don't you?
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lol dude uh wat
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spectacular post
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>>35254053
.....is that you, my dear?
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>NoFap
Was there ever such a retarded meme?
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>>35253913
I don't fap often (maybe once a month?), just don't have the libido for it
Fapped late last month, think I tugged on my didgeridoo too hard. Numbness and discomfort when moving my right thigh, specially when lifting things, right nut was hurting at night too.
Haven't fapped since, pain is gone now. Not going to risk that feeling again
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>>35253965
Not fapping all the time is one thing. It's smart to not do it all the time.
NoFap is something else, and it's fucking retarded.
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Stop by, talk about your day.
Vent about the things that trouble you.
Post your current favorite song and share neat pictures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApKqdIFQ9sM
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Sorry anon, I wish that i could stay here and be comfy but I need to go to work.
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>tfw really windy and cold out with some tea
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>am portuguese
>in history class
>AP of course cause i am cuck
>teacher said portugal owned 35% of all slaves in the world, the majority
>only black kid starts glaring at me
>am i safe
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you should kill yourself for being underage.
>i-i'm 18!
I don't give a fuck, high school faggot. Kill yourself if you were born late 90s.
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>>35253865
OP was probably born in early 2000s. Early 90s are already 18+