Can you guys do a robot a favor and tell me what you think a

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why are you even trying to compete with reviewbrah?

he has the market cornered, plus your voice sounds really fat, so fat that it makes me feel uncomfortable. just a really sticky and gooey low energy voice that makes pussy dry up, like if i had a pussy your voice would be really efficient at drying it up quickly, it was like bad ASMR

try a different gimmick, and also lose some weight so your voice doesnt dry up my metaphorical pussy

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Thats kinda what i was going for the low energy, fat, disgusting voice... also i wanted to be a little more like sickreviews. Also any ideas for a diffeent gimick?

I'll take the bait.

This falls completely flat. Obviously the review itself is a joke. The delivery is flat with no production quality, probably intentionally, but it's not enough to be campy or work as cringe humor. It's lazy.