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Anonymous
2017-03-05 02:13:30 Post No.35294186
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:13:30 Post No. 35294186 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you see a husky but you still don't have one of your own

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:14:05 Post No.35294194
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>>35294186
you'd probably be a terrible owner desu

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:14:58 Post No.35294215
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:14:58 Post No.35294215 [Report]

>when your friend's husky dominates you even though you're over 6 feet

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>>35294215
>when your friends husky pins you down and her pussy is leaking on your shirt

Anonymous
2017-03-05 02:12:47 Post No.35294172
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:12:47 Post No. 35294172 [Report] [View this topic]

>the first thing i ever fapped to was 2 bunnies fucking
>i was 9
>i also regularly fapped to girls fucking horses when i was 9
i was fucking doomed from the start dude

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:17:09 Post No.35294260
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>>35294172
>>i also regularly fapped to girls fucking horses when i was 9

I did the same, I have no idea how I was led to that

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:18:10 Post No.35294272
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>>35294260
me fuckin either brother

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>>35294172
i remember a rape doujin being one of my first faps when i was around 9
i was interested in bestiality too but i was too stupid to find any real stuff
or at least i don't remember if i did
some of us are just born degenerate

Anonymous
2017-03-05 02:12:45 Post No.35294171
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:12:45 Post No. 35294171 [Report] [View this topic]

>"Oh hey Anon. What're you up to tonight? Wanna hang out with us?"

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:14:15 Post No.35294197
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>>35294171

Nah, most of you are ugly and one's black. Bye.

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:16:49 Post No.35294252
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:16:49 Post No.35294252 [Report]

too much normie energy

"th-th-th-thanks, but i have to buy eggs. i need 6 eggs because i am out of eggs."

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:18:21 Post No.35294275
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>>35294171

>When you take a second look at the pic and realize the brown thing on the left isn't a bean bag chair

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2017-03-05 02:10:29 Post No.35294118
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:10:29 Post No. 35294118 [Report] [View this topic]

>you'll never be a southern trap rapper

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:41:29 Post No.35294741
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>>35294118
>you'll never be a trap

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:49:47 Post No.35294890
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shit is kinda played out. I reckon you go to chicago and try to make it out there. same money but underground status and if you get killed you become a local legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2safGftL1iU

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:50:56 Post No.35294918
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I am going to fucking jam it the fuck out.

it's going to be the bestest

Anonymous
2017-03-05 02:08:16 Post No.35294068
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:08:16 Post No. 35294068 [Report] [View this topic]

Get at her, lads. @susie.oliver.16 FACEBOOK

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:10:27 Post No.35294117
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Post responses and gets, anons

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>>35294068

le epikkkk XDDDDDDDDD\ INVASIOOOOOOON We do not forgive. We do not forget. EXPECT US. ANANYMOSe IS LEJUNNNNNNNNNNN xddddddddddddd pools closed BITCH due to aIDS LIEN UP NIGRAS WER MAKIN A SWASTIKA BENEATH THE AFRODUCK X^OOOO EBIN MUDKIPZ DESU DESU DESU

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:12:11 Post No.35294156
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Shamelessly self bumping, anon cucks

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2017-03-05 02:07:14 Post No.35294045
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:07:14 Post No. 35294045 [Report] [View this topic]

Do people become gay or are they born like that?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:09:33 Post No.35294098
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no one cares

at all

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>>35294045
i know one thing for sure, your mom wasn't gay with me last night, in bed

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Open Story 2017-03-05 02:05:57 Post No.35294013
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Open Story Anonymous (OP) 2017-03-05 02:05:57 Post No. 35294013 [Report] [View this topic]

Okay robots, continue the story using exactly three words. Bonus points for including an image (does not have to be related).
I'll start
>Early one morning...

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:07:02 Post No.35294040
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Mommy found my

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:07:06 Post No.35294042
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>>35294013
>fuck off op

original commet

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:07:21 Post No.35294047
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>>35294013
I was walking

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POST DA JAM 4 THE NIGHT 2017-03-05 02:05:53 Post No.35294009
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POST DA JAM 4 THE NIGHT Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:05:53 Post No. 35294009 [Report] [View this topic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQXHEMlQkpg

for the festive evening, whats your soundtrack? ~
good vibes only

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:29:04 Post No.35294487
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>>35294009
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=knU9gRUWCno

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>>35294487
HEY CUTIE - I LOVE THE STROKES !

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:32:05 Post No.35294551
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>>35294487
SUPERBSUPREME CHOICE M8

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2017-03-05 02:05:21 Post No.35293994
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:05:21 Post No. 35293994 [Report] [View this topic]

Would you lick their assholes? Choose one.

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:09:29 Post No.35294094
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>>35293994
Only if I get to fuck them afterwards.
Well, that's not true...I'd lick both their assholes. Either is fine.

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:10:05 Post No.35294109
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the one on the right clearly has had less penises inside her so i choose her

Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:11:13 Post No.35294131
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>>35293994
Left has better ass, right has better vagina. I'd go with left

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discord feels 2017-03-05 02:04:14 Post No.35293971
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discord feels Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:04:14 Post No. 35293971 [Report] [View this topic]

post discord feels and comfy discords ITT

https://discord.gg/2ETB4GU

tfw no personal harem of e-gfs

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:05:20 Post No.35293993
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dont come to this thread
its full of faggotry
DESU

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>>35293971
Uncut = superior high IQ
Cut = low IQ brain washed jew

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>>35294006
Uncut: poorfag peasant, probably not intelligent do to malnourishment and poverty

Cut: superior intellect, probably comes from a wealthy family

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2017-03-05 02:02:59 Post No.35293942
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:02:59 Post No. 35293942 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw 31 year old virgin
>tfw there are young girls with more sexual experience than me
>tfw when they look at you and know you are a virgin and they've had so many sexual experiences and would not fuck you even if you were their age or it was legal to fuck them

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 02:04:44 Post No.35293979
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>>35293942
She's fucking fridgemode, dude.

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>>35293942

>LOL Look at that fucking loser hoverhanding
>LMAO so sad! Too scared to touch a girl!

IT'S BECAUSE WHEN YOU DON'T HOVERHAND YOU GET A PHOTO LIKE THIS YOU FUCKING NORMIES AT LEAST IN HOVERHAND SHOTS THE GIRL IS SMILING LIKE THERE'S NO PROBLEM NOT TENSING UP LIKE SHE JUST GOT TOUCHED BY A BLOOD-DRENCHED HIV+ EBOLA VICTIM