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>It's okay she's really 18
You realize that no one will believe you, right?
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>>35314517
>implying it matters whether a 2d girl is of age.
>implying that statement is unproveable in the realm of 3d
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>>35314587
>Bro she's 2000 years old it's okay.
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>>35314756
>in anime proven by character saying "I'm actually [immortal in some way] and much older that [protagonist]"
>In real life it's more like, she looks young but she's over 21 here's her drivers license to prove it.
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How do you last longer in bed?
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>>35314479
get a tighter dick
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>>35314479
as with every other skill, practice makes perfect. If you can't practice with a girl, practice while wanking
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>>35314479
Don't set your alarm.
who is this i always see them posted here
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That's rose and I have no idea why anyone likes it
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>>35314495
is she a girl or is it a guy
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>>35314589
girl you pathetic tard
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Nostalgia fags of /r9k/ let's talk about the best toy franchise there is.
Which one is the best Toa?
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I never care about the story. I only bought bionicles to use them as Transformers for my Lego sets
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>>35314512but the story is thr best thing anout them anon
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Hmm, that's odd. I recognize all of the first 5 generations from my youth except the fourth one.... How did I just miss a generation?
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Post qt white girls you would love to see be Blacked
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erudite'd
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Obviously the most sought after white woman on the planets
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This is why i dont want people to know I use /r9k/
this and the dick pics and traps
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It's this easy for someone probably even uglier than you to have a loving mommy who will take care of you. Why don't you have a mommy gf yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z52RMyGVYU
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So I got a mommy gf that's 6 years older than me but she lives in korea...
How do I make this work?
I miss her so much
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>>35314543
During times when you feel really lonely and like you really need to talk to her, call her and tell her how you feel. Let mommy make it all better.
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How does one obtain a mommy gf and what are the requirements a girl is supposed to have to be considered one?
Who here /Can'tGainWeight/
I wish to not be a skellyfag but I don't really like to eat
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>>35314393
>/Can'tGainWeight/
You should change it to /toolazytogainweight/. Just eat more until you're taking big healthy man sized shits everyday and lift some dumbbells. Literally all you have to do to not look like a queer.
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I can't lose weight, maybe I can give you some of my weight and we can both be happy
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>>35314393
Studies have shown that if you eat less you age slower.
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>tfw you have an extreme obsession with Killers, then find out one of your own relatives has a page on Murderpedia
http://murderpedia.org/male.I/i1/ingram-nicholas-lee.htm
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>>35314357
Boring
Sounds like a typical robbery
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>>35314527
>Boring
I agree that it is relatively boring, but in the UK there was a massive outcry over it, and although it was pointless, there was a massive appeal for the execution not to take place from politicians in the UK
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Did you ever won something? 2017-03-05 10:31:51 Post No.35314349
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Did you ever won something?
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I think this is really important for an human being to win something at least once in their lives.
I am a worthless neet, but even i, won something as a kid.
>be 9
>visit very popular inthewoods playground
>parents drink coffee children play there
>one day they do an lottery, every children needs to take a ticket out of a box.
>first price was an very cool cd player(early 2000's back then)
>second price was an ultra modern electric toothbrush, the dentists memed that thing, they even visited schools to promote that new shit
>third price was free entrance to the super cool wood playground for a year, normally it would cost 1Mark(euro today,germany) to enter it back then.
>there was like 50 other children on that day here
>tfw they call me out, i won the second place, the electric toothbrush, which was worth like 60 bucks back then
>kid who won first place already leaved
>they didn't known the last name of the kid
>tfw maybe i can have the cool cd player?(rubs hands)
>they don't want to give it to anybody, because they are filthy egoistic greeks
>father calls them out and tells them to give it to me, and we would left the toothbrush
>they refuse
>get pissed but accept it, because hey, i won the second place
So that was pretty weird and fucked up, tell your story if you ever won something
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I won the Lego Star Wars contest from Swagbucks back in 2009
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I won valedictorian of my high school and a full scholarship to my college. Also won the math competition within my city for high school students.
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T-teitoku? what's wrong
NO!
baby, it's okay
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>>35314338
>T-teitoku? what's wrong
what
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I want to fuck Kongou!
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>>35314532
>I want to fuck Kongou!
ok
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Do I really deserve to be used like an onahole?
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>>35314287
Cocoa is for pure, Rize is for lust
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>>35314287
Yes you filthy slut, cum dump.
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Yes, I'm the only one who gets to be pure. You're all brainless whores except for me of course.
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what's the most beta/omega place on the Internet? I know there are sites more pathetic than /r9k/. Wizardchan maybe?
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>>35314278
reddit.com/r/incels
There is no comparison
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>>35315460
yeah. there's reddit.com/r/truecels
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>Mom found the pint sized hitler
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>dad found the testicle respirator
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>Allies discovered the Endlosung der Judenfrage
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST everyone is so dreadfully boring, both online and irl. How the hell do I find even one interesting person to talk to?
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If everyone you meet is boring then maybe you're the boring one unable to take interest in others?
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>>35314203
whats ur kink
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>>35314320
No, you plebs just have no fucking interests.
>Um...I like to watch movies
>NO! YOU'RE THE BORING ONE!!!
Wrong.
>>35314321
White, middle class men killing themselves.
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How do you feel about this anon? Isn't all love beautiful?
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op a faggot
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>>35314138
They look happy, good for them I guess.
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>this is love