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>>35392133
Same boat friendo

>20 years old
>never had a gf
>2nd year uni, engineering
>decent looking. Not even remotely chad level but half asian and not a skelly or a fatass
>can talk fairly well to people
>except when it comes to pretty girls
>sperg out whenever I talk to girls i find attractive
>in order to combat this, I instinctively shut up and get kind of cold towards them, probably because my mind thinks that if I say nothing, there's no chance of me fucking up
>girls who initially seemed interested lose all interest once I start talking and sperging out
>haven't succeeded with a girl once
>even though people who i am not interested in sexually/romantically view me as a pretty likeable guy
>still a virgin
>just want to watch anime with a qt female who likes me as much as i like her

>>35392234
Hmm yeah it's also hard for me to gauge what girls I should pursue because some girls I think would be way out my league hit on me and I just feel... overwhelmed. Then, other times I feel like girls think they're too good and it makes me feel bad like I shouldn't have tried in the first place lol

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>>35392234
>>35392133
I feel these so hard. I know it doesn't make sense but you can't beat irrational fears with reason. its just like some weird psychological block I can't get over.

>>35392132
>tfw yearning for the ultimate catharsis
>but feel like it's never going to happen, so you bullshit your life away

don't matter
anything you do in life will be wiped away when you die, makes no difference if you were bill gates or a common street bum everybody loses.

feels good man

puff puff pass


fucking nigress

I would kick this bitch in the face so hard and take her weed.

I always wondered. Can you get diseases from sharing weed? I don't smoke weed so I wouldn't know.

>>35392102
Sorry that was me, i farted

smells better than your dead eggs

>tfw you smell like a virgin
no escaping

>>35392700
yes fvfdfvvdv

>>35392700
>does this make me disgusting

probably, unless you're a rare individual that doesn't get cavities or bad breath from lack of brushing

it's really not that hard to make a habit of brushing for ~2minutes before going to sleep

some grill coworker was leaving early yesterday and I'm like 'you taking off?' and she's like 'yeah i got a toothache and now it's spreadin to the other side' (whatever the fuck that means)

and i just wanted to ask her "are you fucking retarded?"

it's literally the easiest thing in the world to avoid

>>35392779
>>35392779
>doesn't get cavities
i dont
my breath does smell but i dont talk to people anyways

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I didn't see the last thread but congrats OP

Where are you going/what are you doing for the date?

>>35392200
It was a thread he made a couple days ago where I agreed to do it.

And see now here's where my autism kicks in.
>End of the night
>the folks that work there are putting up chairs and shit
>She's talking with some other dude
>I say "Hey man, I'mma be heading out but before I go: You wanna go out sometime?"
>I'm looking her dead in the eyes
>"Oh okay, sure"
>I'm taken aback
>"Well shit, man! I wasn't expecting you to say yes!"
>"Yeah, yeah, sure thing"
>She starts moving away to do other stuff
>"Alright, cool"

Another dude who I'd told about it told me after the fact that I wasn't allowed to leave until I did it, and I told him I'd already done it and she said yes.

Now I feel kinda concerned that I might have turned her off of the idea, or she might think it's a joke or something. At least I got it out of my system.

I'mma bumperino this thread in the hopes that it's found.

>>35392694
Hahah, yeah, yolo and stuff

You're not afraid of going to jail?
Wueueieheh

There's nothing wrong with it, women are a meme.
Women enjoy being beat and treated like trash, this is why they never leave. She will probably talk about it on some Dr. Phil type TV show in 10 years in order to get free money, shame men and get attention from beta males and feminists on how "I was in a relationship with an abusive male who hit my dumb ass for X years. Feel sorry for me".
Women are dumb trash

Are you talking about the russian preteens on youtube or?

Why do normies hate us so much? Russian girls in leotards was one of the only things that gave me joy in life, but they had to take them away from me.

Pedophiles must be fucking saints to never go on shooting sprees.

>>35392640
Kittymon

Muhammad the cat

>>35392640
>tfw love cats but allergic

Bumping because ducking help me

>>35391992
Jesus fjcking vhrist the reason none of you score a date is because
1
You all are probably not chads
Which is good because that means the relationship would be based on sex (bad if youre looking for love)

2
YOU HAVE TO BE FRIENDS FIRST AND FEEL A CONNECTION, THEN ASK

I have worked with a coworker who is taller than me for 4 months and she's said so many times im her fave and shit. If I asked her out right now she'd say yes
But im gay

Dont move too fast, and dont be clingy, and dont admit feelings because you'll risk the relationship being normal ever again

>>35391992

If you can't even talk to them, then you should focus on that before you worry about "asking someone out."

Asking people out to a date is like Step 5,623 on the social ladder. You're stuck at Step 1.

>>35391984
will also never experience periods PMS and menopause

fuck those nails. if she cares about her bf or herself she will fix that grimy mess!

>>35392047
hot little tits, cunt hole and pussy

okay i stopped
now what

>>35392514
I did that a long time ago. Probably why I am kissless virgin with no friends. Oh well.

>>35392537
stop being a dick

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bamp
I really enjoyed the last thread and want more cyberpunky music

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>>35391965
AAWWWWW SHIITT nigga this gonna be regular now? I gotta sleep unfortunately, but have a bump and a song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOuSD2fM4cw

>tfw running out of cyberpapes, damn

>>35392641
wow spinster cat ladies start young in cyberpunk

>you will never have a gf.
Orig

I don't want a girlfriend that will do stupid, superficial things like send me the kissy face emoji. I want a girlfriend that experiences the world in a way similar to how I do and who ideally shares at least some of my interests to exchange actual words with in a meaningful conversation.

>>35392569
Meaningful conversations about what?

Life is Strange, Silent Hill 2, My Summer Car, S.T.A.L.K.E.R, The Talos Principle

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>>35392013
Post sum screens so we achieve maximun comfyness

source engine games in general are incredibly comfy. and this shit is what... 12-13 years old now. can't believe it.