Thread replies: 21
Thread images: 8
Thread images: 8
File: IMG_3387.png (18KB, 120x120px) Image search:
[Google]
18KB, 120x120px
>ywn have a gf send you the kissy face emoji
>>
>you will never have a gf.
Orig
>>
I don't want a girlfriend that will do stupid, superficial things like send me the kissy face emoji. I want a girlfriend that experiences the world in a way similar to how I do and who ideally shares at least some of my interests to exchange actual words with in a meaningful conversation.
>>
>>35392569
Meaningful conversations about what?
>>
>>35392446
>he never had girls send him custom sexy emoticons on MSN before camming
sorry bro, you missed out.
>>
Add me on kik BBY I'll send them
>>
>>35392891
our diseased world and how to survive in it as broken, less-than-human beings
two disembodied observers floating through an absurd universe
>>
File: 20170308_233817.png (624KB, 1080x1920px)
624KB, 1080x1920px
>ipecac, neat
>>
File: 1488564710068.jpg (72KB, 525x700px) Image search:
[Google]
72KB, 525x700px
>>35392446
>mfw I have a gf and she sends me this emoji every other day
>>35392569
>I don't want a girlfriend that will do stupid, superficial things like send me the kissy face emoji.
OK autismo.
My gf sends me this shit ***after*** sucking my cock and letting me blow my load into her.
But sure, you don't want the cartoon face. Great principles you got there. VERY sexual attractive. You're going to get a lot of gfs with this attitude ;)
>>
>implying you need a gf for that
you get the eggplant and water drops, you're in
>>
File: IMG_0948.png (924KB, 640x1136px) Image search:
[Google]
924KB, 640x1136px
It happens to me everyday, it's nice but not that big a deal. There's worse things to miss out on.
>>
File: IMG_0839.jpg (132KB, 750x1169px) Image search:
[Google]
132KB, 750x1169px
>>35392446
>>35392569
Tfw get that feel that everyday
>>
File: 1486478156293.jpg (109KB, 1014x1055px)
109KB, 1014x1055px
>>35393001
lel gtf outta here u fucking fedora tipping faggot. that's one way to get a girl's pussy dry lmao, take your existentialism elsewhere faggot. im just trying to help you, origi
>>
File: tongue.png (36KB, 256x256px) Image search:
[Google]
36KB, 256x256px
>mfw your fuckbuddy sends you this on a sunday
Guess who had his dick sucked
>>
>>35393001
You're not intelligent by the way. And the air of intelligence I imagine you walk around with is exactly why ywn have a girlfriend
>>
>gf
I have several girls that send that to me all the time.
>>
>>35393001
this really made me think tbqhwy
>>
>>35392446
>you'll never exchange kissy face emojis with the perfect woman that was way out of your league to begin with ever again
>>
>>35394744
martin?
is that you?
pls let it be you my norweigan friend
>>
>>35392569
this is so autsitic LMAO
>>
>>35393037
Nice b8 failed chad
Thread posts: 21
Thread images: 8
Thread images: 8