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>be android
>Uni making high C's at the moment
>starting to get chubby
>mental state lowering everyday
>tfw no gf
>full android
>get Snapchat from girl android qt3.14
>talk for about a week about games,anime,other robot trash
>Today I ask if she has played skullgirls
>"what's that"
>android enough to admit what it is
>"oh I'll get that sounds fun"
>"can we play with each other ?"
>"uh yeah as long as you don't mind getting bodied"
>why.jpg
>"whatever youre gonna get recked"
Is this what love feels like?
Or is robot delusion this strong?
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>>35394393
It's called being a cyborg you piece of shit normie
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>>35394410
No anon I'm not even part human,but I'm not full robot,I'm convinced INTPs are something different.
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How well would Miroku's go to pickup line "Will you bare my children?" work in reality?
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In the 16th century, pretty well.
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Depends. If you're Chad it'll probably get you laid after enough tries.
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>>35394374
Would Sesshomaru let me inseminate his demonpussy?
Damn, I lost the game.
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>>35394357
I can't believe I lost the game
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>>35394357
Fucking hell I just lost within 3 seconds of learning about this game
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I used to be stuck in 2011, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
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What to do with hangover depression?
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take benzos, drink a few beers, eat something greasy and pray for an easy death
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>>35394316
What the fuck is benzos?
Also alcoholism general.
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>>35394340
benzodiazepines. a class of drugs that have sedating, anxiolytic and hypnotic effects.
like xanax, klonopins etc
great for hangovers. actually I prefer them to alcohol
how come fish are so freaking mean?
you can scream at them, tap to them, but they don't even say hello
or acknowledge your existence
/HUMANUPRISINGWHEN/ ?!?!?!!!!! GRAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we need human rights ACTIVATION mode
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how come they act like they're too cool ?
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Fish are notorious stoics
They seem distant and aloof but there is an invisible storm raging in the ocean of their souls almost 24/7. They feel exquisite and unique emotions that the best of human poets wish they could grasp.
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>>35394247
>literally writes an article about "the end of men" that's mostly fucking truthful
>surprised when men complain about their lot in life
>has to make played out pass-agg twitter-style feints about it on the designated virgin loser anime imageboard board where these people go so that you won't have to look at them
>isn't content to keep themselves confined to one-off shitposts, has to shit up every thread with their awful "uhm" opinions
okay
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Made a shitty guide to comfy.
Lost the previous thread backlink.
Post comfy images.
Link comfy musics.
Vent about your feels and worries.
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>>35394241
fixed the auto grammar check problem
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>>35394241
how about that, an image board where you can't post just an image
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>>35394241
the robot is IiteraIIy gay
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>hey anon. I-I know you're shy and all but... I-I find it k-kind of cute.. do-do you want to go and see the new Ghost In The Shell movie? I-I heard it was pretty good...
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>>35394220
no sorry, I'd prefer to sit at home staring at the roof and think about how I might kill myself
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>>35394220
if you want to do this, don't add a picture of a stacy
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unless it's the anime, fuck the fuck no
scarlett johansson is not "edgy" or "cool" and doesn't need to be in everyf ucking movie involving female tech or the digital world
oh wow a husky voice what a 'cool girl''
i am unamused. and if i wanted to watch an anime in white people form i'd just watch this shit (pic rel.)
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>drained the mana again
how do you stop? aside from self-control and body-damaging hormones, is there a way to prevent yourself from jerking off?
>inb4 chastity cage
no, that shit is stupid. Something else please.
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>>35394107
You're gonna get nut cancer you retard, just jerk off like a normal person.
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Yeah stop touching your dick
/thread
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>>35394107
>idle hands are the devils hands
so keep em busy and you'll do alright.
at least that's in theory dunno if it works or not.
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You ever notice that girls' butts are really nice?
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Yeah. That's all they really got going for them really.
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>>35394104
they poop from there, ew no.
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>teacher asks for my name
>tell him "Hugh Mungis"
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>nobody in class laughs
>there is a brief pause and an awkward silence
>the teacher asks for your real name
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>>35394114
>tell him "Hugh Janus"
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>>35394096
Stop making life hard for your glorified babysitter, you animal.
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Shit threads tonightmine included
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Not with that attitude OP
Lemme fix that right up for ya
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choose four, okay?
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>>35394094
at least the retarded janices aren't trying to fuck with the steam thread
probably off playing overwatch with their "bros" or something
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anyone else just sittin on the dock of the bay?
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There's clearly only one person there.
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>>35394055
Not right now but sometimes yes. The waves are so relaxing.
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ROLLIN IN THE HAY
ROLLIN IN THE DAY
ROLLIN IN THE MAY I SAID
III
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my sexual fantasy is a bit embarassing.
i get turned on from fantasizing a dominant woman forcing to touch and fuck me while i don't consent and embarassed. and she's like 'sshhh it's okay i like it, don't feel bad about it.'
what does this mean ? am i a faggot ? am i deeply troubled ?
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>>35394050
Nigga this is the most light fetishes I have ever seen on here, ur good.
Going to hell, but good.
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>>35394088
so what kind of issues do you think i suffer from ? i like it when people accurately tell me what's wrong with me
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>>35394130
None, having a fetish like that is completely normal and quite tame.
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What year did you first start coming to 4chan and posting o 4chan?
No need to lie, you're on an anonymous message board.
Personally, I remember I ran a forum community back in 2007/2008ish, and it got hacked my some 4chan dicks who posted goatse everyhwere, and I hated 4chan at the time. Granted I was younger, early high school.
It wasn't until around late 2009/early 2010 that I came here and loved it. Can't believe it's been 7+ years since I've been here... fuck.
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>>35394029
I stared visiting 4chan in 2008
but didn't post until 2011
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>>35394029
off and on since '04
regularly in a "this is worth getting invested in" way since '07
people give 4chan a lot of shit for screwing people up, but they never mention that the alternatives are worse
anonymity allows you to be yourself and call people faggots, but forums with names take all the bad shit about being a social animal and hotbox it over 10,000 times to produce some of the most horrific scenes known to man
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>be mtf trap
>housebound
>given household tasks
>cooking, cleaning, etc.
>typically women's work
>the old gender dysphoria flares up
>have weekly meltdown
>to other people it just looks like i'm lazy/ungrateful/can't do simple chores
>suffering.jpeg
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>>35394023
Why don't you just get a job and go out more?
Or do those 50s hobbies like playing bridge with gal pals or charity work.
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Kys you double nigger faggot go back to /b/.
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>>35394153
stifle it, normie