how come fish are so freaking mean? you can scream at them, tap

how come they act like they're too cool ?

Fish are notorious stoics
They seem distant and aloof but there is an invisible storm raging in the ocean of their souls almost 24/7. They feel exquisite and unique emotions that the best of human poets wish they could grasp.

>>35394247
>literally writes an article about "the end of men" that's mostly fucking truthful
>surprised when men complain about their lot in life
>has to make played out pass-agg twitter-style feints about it on the designated virgin loser anime imageboard board where these people go so that you won't have to look at them
>isn't content to keep themselves confined to one-off shitposts, has to shit up every thread with their awful "uhm" opinions

okay

>>35394304
they don't even make eye contact. they see right through me. are they robot gods or fucking stuck up chads? i can't even get it