My state needs some SERIOUS freeway construction and we're too bankrupt even to have cops.
Just let the free market take care of it, anon.
>>35438378
what state are you in senpai?
>>35438402
Alaska. Everyone has a significant amount of land, instead of a quarter acre and a cracker box/sardine can, so urban sprawl is ridiculous
lol I'm gay if you didn't know.
>>35438373
grats! achievement unlocked.
>>35438373
Why isnt that gif moving?
Are black girls more attainable?
>>35438319
No grills are attainable 4u :^)
>>35438319
No, if anything they are less attainable. They dont like white meat as much as monkey meat. Why would you want one anyways? Nasty looking and youre probably race mixing
>>35438358
>They dont like white meat as much as monkey meat.
This is false tho
Black girls are hot when they are not ghetto and obese
Went to a nightclub tonight.
Went to a nightclub tonight and I'm 31. And a jobless virgin living with his parents.
Never been to a nightclub before. Started dancing and it took a long time but eventually I managed to just throw caution to the wind and dance. It's incredible. The music is so loud, the dance floor is so packed. Just close your eyes and let yourself go. Once you start flailing those arms nobody gives a shit. Dancing, flailing your arms, kicking your legs, twisting your body, it's a cleansing experience.
Why aren't you dancing in nightclubs, robots? The dancefloor is the only place you get to be you.
dancing isnt "you".
Went to a nightclub tonight. I was going with a bunch of normiees, but the guards thought I was too drunk to go inside. I wasn't even that drunk, just acting weird because I'm always weird.
I couldn't go inside and my night sucked, considering it took me an hour to type this post, maybe I'm really fucking drunk.
>>35438317
Going to be honest, that sounds fucking terrible.
I painted a cute little bunny! Thought you might enjoy!
that's a really cute bun OP
good job
>>35438307
What kind of paint? How long did it take?
>>35438307
aww, did wittle OP make a wittle bunny?
>tfw no girlfriend with rare disease which causes her to need to be burped like a baby several times a day.
>>35438272
nigger how the fuck did you even come up with that one?
>>35438276
I had a dream that I was burping a tiny qt
this is a thread for remembrance and mourning of the memes that never were. Post dank Jojos, NEET corn, and beta rebellion grinches for old time sakes.
>>35438269
there it is, there's THAT FEEL again.
oh damn, somebody else actually remembers Jojo.
That was a really bad idea t b h.
Can someone give me some sort of quick rundown on these guys?
What's the redpill on the Tinder matching algorithm?
I've heard that if you swipe right too much it will start putting you at the bottom with other degenerates.
>>35438253
The only thing that matters is that the boost system makes the whole thong rigged. If you don't use boosts, your lick is going to be severely curbed, especially if you live in a heavily populated area. If you seriously wanna meet someone through this app, get yourself a boost and use it between 7 and 9 PM.
>>35438253
They had to change the algorithm so that unpopular guys don't get suggested to as many girls anymore. Apparently girls left the app because they had to swipe through too many average guys.
>>35438325
Men just try too hard which puts girls off, just bee urself and the algorithm wouldn't be a problem
>there are robots who think that cuddling is better than sex
>there are robots who fell for the romance meme
>there are robots who think they wouldn't become sex crazed horndogs there minute after they got a gf
>there are robots who still believe in marriage
>there are robots who think 3D>2D
>there are robots who are so sex deprived they actually fell for the boypussy meme
>there are robots who think a man's virginity is worth anything and refuse to rent a hooker out of """principle"""
>there are robots who actually think "fembots" are real
>there are robots who put pussy on a pedestal
>>35438245
Cuddling takes less effort then sex.
OP is faggot
>there are robots that are gayer than me
>>35438292
>Cuddling takes less effort then sex.
Get a load of this faggot
When is it OK to beat a woman?
>>35438227
When she initiates violence and you can't practically restrain her without getting yourself hurt.
>>35438227
Never. Not because it's morally wrong but because they have too much power and freedom. You'll end up in jail or you'll become an internet target.
I have caught my ex-girlfriend while she has message with her ex-boyfriend. I slapped her on the face two times.
Hey uncle Anon, can you drive me to Chad's mansion?
>>35438193
No you freeloading fucking piece of shit, just because you have a vagina doesn't mean that I have to bend to your every fucking whim like a fucking dog looking a shag in heat you fucking whore piece of shit fucking slut.
>>35438193
yeah sure stacey but put on some fucking pants first. you're not fucking 2 years old you shouldn't be walking around in your underpants aren't you cold? jeez.
>>35438214
Woah, calm down uncle-anon. No need to get your knickers in a bunch!
Sometimes I feel like God hates me. This happened this morning, Friday.
>be me
>have a college class on fridays with an edgy grill, who is good looking
>pic sorta looks like her
>last week, edgy grill in the class approached me before the class to ask about assignments
>probably a good sign she might like me, since she came up to me as apposed to the other 15 or some others in the class
>caught her glancing at me during class
>not too suprised since she is edgy and I look black metal af, long hair, pale skin, dark clothing, tall, etc
>fast forward to today
>decide to muster up enough courage to talk to her, which is a huge leap for me
>maybe we can get along
>talk to her near the end of the 15min break in between the class
>I strike up a conversation about stuff about the class
>actually goes well
>I appear a bit nervous but not too bad and she seems shy
>keep the conversation going for about 3min or so, till about the end of the break, mostly just about school related stuff but branched out from just talking about the class
>she also seemed kinda melancholy before I spoke to her and she lit up when I did
>walk back to my seat after the break with joyous glee
>huge grin on my face
>notice that after break ends she is writing in a diary
>10min pass and she is still writing in the diary, furiously
>teacher asks her if she is taking notes
>she claims she is
>5min pass
>teacher asks to see what she is writing, as its obvious it isn't for the class
>mfw she goes crazy as he walks over
>as he tries to look at her page
>CAN YOU NOT
>I CAN WRITE WHATEVER I WANT
>*incomprehensible yelling*
>*hyperventilating*
>AAAAAGGHHHHH
>*storms out of class not to return*
>tfw she is nuts
Why did things have to go so sour so fast? If she returns next Friday, I'll give a part 2. Any suggestions on what I should do if she is to return?
>>35438186
holy fuck anon, comedy gold
She sounds crazy, probably leave her the fuck alone.
>tfw suicidal gf
I never asked for this
>>35438162
leave it, you can't save her.
Only she can
:^)
I'm serious too
Most robots claim to be suicidal too, yet they blame women for not willing to be their gfs. Hmmmmmm
>>35438515
Actually, the majority of "robots" are suffering from severe depression, bipolar disorder, or mild forms of autism. This creates a world where they are often not taken care of properly by people around them, nor are they ever respected fully. This naturally leads them to becoming socially awkard, emotionally deprived, and incredibly desperate.
The majority of robots will pretend to hate women, but in reality they just hate themselves.
>glad you made it anon! have a seat
I sit opposite the elegant gothic lolita
>>35438105
>Ugly chinks
Ill pass
I'm not ugly, I'm not stupid, I'm not fat. I don't see anything wing with me that would cause me to never have a girlfriend. Yet everywhere I look, there are these horribly disgusting men in happy relationships. I feel like God just hates me, I have had so many opportunities to be with perfect girls that disappeared do to nothing I can chalk up to but bad luck. And here I am, a fully grown man, still a pathetic kv.
>>35438026
it's a cruel on going joke and the punchline is your funeral
It's not only bad luck. Maybe the first time, maybe even the second time, but it's not just bad luck, I don't think.
People can smell victims, and they never smell good. You should reflect on yourself, and instead of focusing on the bad things find a few good things about yourself and make them overshadow your bad traits.
>>35438026
>there are these horribly disgusting men in happy relationships.
What's horrible and disgusting about them and what's so great about the women they're with?
You sound judgemental and superficial.