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>>35493083
Kill her anon but film it.

>>35493083
This video proves the Nazis should have won

>>35493083
The video where she gets fingered by strangers in the street is even more fucked up

I have a car and it makes me feel more lonely.

>>35493042
I have plenty of friends already anon. I just want a gf.

>>35493042
Because secretly cats want to kill us and would if they could. Better off with a doggo.

>>35492990
>giving a shit in the first place
this board needs to be gassed

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>>35492990
>ywn be a teenager
>ywn have sex with prime pussy
>tfw always ugly
>tfw undesirable

I was a girl's first kiss and it was not a good feeling. It was a shitty kiss and I'll feel guilty forever.

It's just senpai except plural you dumb nigger

Watashi - I
Watashitachi - we.
It's simple.

>>35492899
She is not going to age well.

You can see it in her eyes. She's physically old. A change in her haircut, cut short, add a little weight, and POW you got an old hag.

>>35492899
JUST

bake me in the oven

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>>35492921
but shes so cute anon, dont say mean things

>>35492946
shut up.

>>35492854
>tfw average IQ
>not dumb enough to live in blissful ignorance
>not smart enough to solve my own problems

>>35492895
That's not average IQ, that's slightly above average. A normie with average IQ is completely unaware of themselves and their own mortality, and so are happy. Around 110 you are in the middle ground where you aren't smart enough to do anything great but are smart enough to have a constant dread of death taking you when you've accomplished nothing.

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>>35493161

Thank you faggot for translating my thoughts into words.

>>35492841
For the white boipussy Imao

>>35492841

>Why did God give asian men such big dicks?

What?. I tought they had the smallest dicks among all the races.

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>>35492877
>punk ass black boi detected
we fucking ur women now lmao

>>35492806
fuck man this takes me back

>>35493059
it's pretty good desu desu

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>>35492662
>What is the official animal of /r9k/?
burger dog

The pig is my absolute favourite animal. It's more intelligent than most dogs, delicious, resilient and has big cums. Plus they have a nice smile. Pig doubters need to leave.

Pigs are actually smart animals, OP.

>>35492646
Too busy chasing my dreams as a recording artist, bro

>>35492745
That's fine, but maybe try EFT if are get stressed out with your music work

>no proven benefits outside of placebo

Yeah, no thanks. I'll stick to homeopathy.

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>get hungry

>search kitchen for food

>greasy and disgusting tendies in the freezer

>oily and gross 'dines in the cupboard

>finally find a delicious can of spam, only six simple ingredients

>choose to pan fry some but could literally eat it any way I choose

Delicious satisfaction. SPAM is the true NEET food

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>>35492664
raw spam best spam

>>35492609
That sushi looks delectable, even if it's for ants.

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Nice dubs, good night.

>>35492511
Any tips on reusing Single Use Tenga cups?

>>35492511
Good night, anon! Sleep well and have nice dreams ^^

Nah

It's just the degeneracy slope downwards man

I once dreamed I had to bury my bastard, crippled baby brother in a shoe box in the middle of the rainy night in a forest, because my mother left him in a dark cellar.
I bashed his little head with the spade then I dug a little hole in the ground and dumped him in.

I'll never eat goulash at 2 am again.

I have a very cringey fantasy sometimes, cringey mostly because I'm a weak piece of shit both physically and more importsntly mentally, who could never join the military. Anyway it goes like this, 1/2:

>ww3
>war has been dragging on for a few years
>draft is a meatgrinder on both sides
>US and allies are in south korea, chinks and russians flooding in through north korea
>huge death tolls for everyone, soldiers that have been there for a while are going insane
>the US makes some advances through north korea, the group (platoon? squad? idk what to call it) I'm with comes across a shitty nork village
>only women there, the men have all been drafted
>what happens next is obvious, every one of us feels it
>soldiers all around me immediately start grabbing girls and women and having their way
>I'm just sort of standing there observing, soldiers are looking at me strangely
>wait till a little more attention is on me
>walk over to a girl

>>35492468
>i-i'm sort of starting to like being teased about my weight, but only if it's not too mean...
You obese piece of human dogshit. You utter pathetic failure. You piece of subhuman garbage, you genetic dead end, how dare you even browse the same board as me?

Your self control is so low that I am not even sure I would want to be in the same room as you. I bet you would start eating people if you didn't jam your pudgy pig mouth with food every 2 hours. You ugly, smelly, sweaty sack of shit. Get the fuck off my board and go roll around on a hill, maybe you will lose some weight

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>>35492468
>>35492501
What if I douse you both in gasoline for being degenerates?

>>35492410
p-please tell me more about mommy's special oven

This is not normal behaviour.

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>Heterosexuals
>Not degenerate

Pick one, but, only one