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My friends hade skateboard but I had heelys 2017-03-13 11:43:31 Post No.35505870
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My friends hade skateboard but I had heelys
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>be during the whole skateboard crazy in the mid 2000's
>obviously everyone had skateboards but me
>I wanted one but never got one because we were a poor family and a skateboard was like $100-$200
>mom come home from the mall one day and said she got me something
>"please be a skatebaord please be a skateboard"
>she bought me heelys
>they were kinda cool I guess, I could slide around the house and down to the store with ease but I wasn't planning on using them at school or any place else
>mom showed my videos on youtube about people using heelys trying to convince me how cool at was
>one day my friends come to my door and ask me to come to the old bar with them, that's where they used to skate
>they know I don't have a skateboard but I'm cool enough to hang with them anyway
>I put on my heelys and go out with them
>they laugh at me at first but I say I just use them as normal shoes
>they ride downhill to the bar and I'm far behind them on my heelys because they don't go so fast and because they're fucking heelys
>we arive and they start playing s-k-a-t-e
>I watch them for some rounds while I think about some cool tricks I can do with my heelys
>I join in the next round
>they pretty much ignore me the entire time like the autistic kid playing by himself
>I just jump around on ledges and rails and pretend to do grinds and tricks while they play skate
>I later tried to convince them how heelys was the skateboard of the future and that pro skatebaorders like Tony Hawk used them
>they never invited me out to skate again
>I never wore my heelys ever again
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>>35505870
You're a fucking faggot honestly. Skating requires a lot of patience and skill and you can fall and shit.
Heely riding died years too soon and was the absolute most fun way to get around.
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I have never heard of thing like heely in my entire life and now I want them. It looks like best way to locomote.
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What is your score
>get smooched by female-25
>got into a fight-15
>won said fight-35
>triggered the acoustic kid and made him speech out-45
>asked someone out without spaghetti falling out-15
>had pressure change on your phallic member-25
>roasted someone without stuttering-25
>made someone kill the selves-49
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>triggered the acoustic kid and made him speech out
What was meant by this?
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>>35505828
0oriognalio
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Maybe it meant sperg instead of speech
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I just started university and have to write a 2000 word essay.
How hard is this, and how do I write one.
I have not done essays ever before.
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Always open with,
"My teacher is a nigger-faggotcunt, and I'm a stupid normie shit trying to be edgy"
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>>35505796
just write about how minorities commit an amount of crime that is big compared to their representation percentage
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redpill me on infinitechan, anons.
i've been there few times, but I'm irrationally paranoid when it comes to anything deepweb related. is it worth the paranoia?
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>>35505704
If you wanna go deepweb go on facebook
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>>35505704
It's pretty much like 4chan but slower
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>>35505704
Its like a place where you can pick up the basics of the darknet and how to use it effectively. Their /pol/ is slower and deeper than ours, also hotwheels
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"Excuse me anon, I don't use she/her pronouns, you shitlord. Only use xe/xer or I'm reporting you to the police for a hate crime. Cis scum!"
wat do ?
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>>35505702
>wat do ?
Take out my dick and start jerking off
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Peterson, Sam Harris, pt. 2
was just uploaded
>In this episode of the Waking Up podcast, Sam Harris and Jordan Peterson discuss science, religion, archetypes, mythology, and the perennial problem of finding meaning in life.
https://www.samharris.org/podcast/item/meaning-and-chaos
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>>35505702
>That's daft, why don't you relax?
And just move on.
r9k does realise these people don't exist irl, though, right?
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>don't like anime
>don't like tv
>don't like movies
>don't like vidya
>don't like art
>don't like music
>don't like school
>no friends
>no gf (ever)
>tfw no interests
I just go to class then work nights at a shitty hotel. My life is completely free of any meaning. Anyone else know this feel
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>>35505688
Nope. Must suck
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Can you choose to like the things you don't like by using free will?
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>>35505688
>30 point shave
>go to class
Find purpose. I have mine. I'll chase it until the end of time.
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>tfw neet for 3 years and finally ready to get back out in the world
how the fuck do I do this? I feel so disconnected from everything, I have no idea even what pop culture is like anymore. I've been stuck in my bubble of 4chan, my own music, video games, etc. for three fucking years. I haven't really spoken to anyone aside from family in 3 years too, I'm just disassociated entirely.
anyone have experience getting back into the world after years and years of doing nothing?
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name one thing you have done to try and help yourself, dno if I want to waste my time helping
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>>35505665
heh, 3 years? I'm going on 15 years of being a shut in neet. I was able to become a normie for 3 years but that was only because I had a Chad cousin that I would hang out with most of the time. I got into the music (rap shit), TV shows (reality TV shit), new movies in theaters, shit vidya (CoD, Wii), the clothes (dress like a nigger, wear jordans, retarded hats, etc). Although I did lose my virginity, went to parties, had a decent job, etc. it's like those 3 years never happened. I became schizo and moved back with mummy while on neetbux. I have to pay half my neetbux for rent too.
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How can i get smarter? Pls tell me ..eirhewoqodrhj
Brainlet thread
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Take alpha brain use promo code:ROGAN
and wait for reincarnation
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Post ROGAN In this ITT Tech thread for smarter life
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>>35505785
>>35506466
Ignore these retarded bots.
>>35505623
Just work harder, you have an advantage over a lazy yet intelligent piece of shit like me.
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>try to fap
>go too hard and dick falls off
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>try to fap
>forgot forskin prosthesis
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>try to fap
>9 times out of 10 my dick is JUST hard enough to be considered a boner
>only gets solid once in a blue moon
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>try to fap
>my dick is already burned
>faps furiously every time i'm alone
>tfw there's so much porn, but not that much time to fap with.
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anyone premature graying here?
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what's the relationship between race and gray hairs? i mostly see native americans and short french templar types with lots of gray hairs
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at least you're not going bald
oregano
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started getting a few gray hairs in my late twenties. Its fine.
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How do I control my anger, /r9k/?
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>>35505614
Once you accept you're gay you wont hate yourself as much and you wont be as angry
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>>35505614
What for?
Maybe you'd be better off letting your anger run the show for a while.
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>>35505614
I write in my journal, I write poetry or thoughts, I talk to my friends if they're available, and I also go for runs/excersize.
Despite all this, I'm typically screaming in pain and destroying shit around me by the end of the night. It's insatiable.
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>beautiful spring day
>decide to ride up to the movie theater
>comfy afternoon screening of Kong:Skull Island
>nobody bothered me, had a row all to myself
>movie was great
>riding home feeling good watching the sunset with a light breeze caressing my face
>suddenly feel a squishy bump under my front tire
>look over to see a squirrel losing it's mind with it's spine broken running across the road
>instantly feel awful
why do these things happen to me
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>>35505570
What the fuck you just drove over it and didn't finish the job? You let it suffer before it died?
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>>35505596
it was already across the road, and what am I going to do? chase it down and stomp it to death? It's Monday evening, kids were walking home from school and stuff
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>>35505570
holy fuck my sides hurt im crying holy fucking shit anon i cant breeath holy fuck
Would you date a nice black girl?
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depends how black
comment not origionalllelele
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sure, if they were nice and we had compatible personalities.
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>>35505488
I'd date any nice girl no matter the colour
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Is there an effective way to force the body to make it further build upon the bone of the lower jaw, giving the apparence of a stronger jawline?
Same goes for hair. Is there any way to make promote the body into actually growing hair so one could improve their hairline, as well as facial hair?
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>>35505470
I heard if your a literal mouthbreather you get a worse looking jaw but thats about it
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Anon, you fucking idiot. If those things were possible, dont you think-....
If those things were possible....
If those things were possible, there's no way (((they))) would let anyone know about it.
Those things might be possible, OP.
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>>35505546
I mean, doesn't testosterone as well as a few other supplements promote growth of bone tissue?
As for growing hair, I've heard that nofap is basically the answer, as a few hormones that are strongly related to sexual growth and its functionallity hems hair growth
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>TFW no gf to just hold hands with
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>>35505460
>no gf to cuddle with after a long day
why live
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>no gf to wake up to
I just want it all to end.
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Fuckup about girls thread?
>be 10ish
>go to visit a friend not far away
>he's not at home so i head back home
>on the way i bump into girl from class
>she starts talking with me, wants me to stay instead of going home
>takes me over to the porch where we have a great view of the surrounding area
>can see many houses along the hills all around while the sun is slowly setting in the west on this spring evening
>she points at something in the distance and asks if i know what's over there
>"no, what?"
>she moves a little closer to me
>i freak out and go "OHLOOKATTHETIMEIGOTTAGETBACKHOMEBYE!"
>Run off before she can say anything
>still think about it to this day