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How can someone be your oneitis, if you don't know who they are?
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>be 13
that's all it takes.
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>>35668514
>How can someone be your oneitis, if you don't know who they are?

If they're hot
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>>35668540
Yeah, but if they have a shitty personality and don't have anything in common with you, then whats the point, other than a one night stand?

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>25yo male
>Look I'm 16

Does it get better?
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Better than looking like you're 40.
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Why would a 25 year old randomly say "Look I'm 16"? Wht purpose does it serve?
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>>35668483
as a 28yo male looking 16, no, it doesn't.

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>can't be attracted to someone unless they're a memespouting, shitposting, Vidya playing, anime watching degenerate girl, or very dedicated and talented at something
Help
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>>35668474

If you got money then we got the ERP.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/kalansilma

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kuniko18
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>>35668474
>memespouting, shitposting, Vidya playing, anime watching degenerate girl
Why the fuck don't any girls like this actually exist...
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>>35668474
Same with guys. My oneitis is a damn /b/itard who plays games most of his free time.

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Share whatever you want, let it out, ask anything, if I can respond, etc.

If you intend to have a long conversation, take a name right away so I can follow.
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C'mon guys, don't be shy.
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Why can't I just eat normally? I either restrict calories or I binge, there is no in between. I am obsessed with food; I think about it all the time. It's the only thing that brings me comfort from severe depression but at the same time it tortures me because I am terrified of getting fat. Nothing I have tried helps me stop. When I binge I eat until it hurts, and then I either puke what I can up or fast for a few days after. I go into autopilot and I feel completely out of control until it is too late. I just want to be able to eat when I am hungry and stop when I am satisfied, without giving it any more thought. Fuck I feel so hopeless.
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>>35668871

Advice: it's probably not about the food.

Let's find out what it is. Also, get a name, it will help me not mix your words with others'.

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how do u get a average girlfriend these days?
pic rele
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>>35668392
>that semen demon
>average
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>>35668392
She is adorable.. love her smile
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>>35668392
Don't be silly OP, this is average.

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>tfw the only thing that matters is dick size
>inb4 size doesnt matter small dicks are better
If there were two guys in one room, both perfect for you, but one has a 8 inch dick and one has a 4 inch one, which one would you choose?
this is directed to "fem"bots and gaybots
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>>35668333
op, why are you so obsessed with dicks?
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I mean, if they're both the same except that then yea 8 inch but things don't work line that.
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s-stop posting big uncut cocks i don't want to be gay

>Brazil is third worl-
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Wow, that's a super cute street
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>>35668332

I'm certain the vast majority of brazilians live in those conditions...
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Only if you like to live amongst crazy unrepentant NAZIs.

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>tfw you're a girl (male)
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>>35668258
POST BOI
Please
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Where does this girl (male) meme come from?
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>tfw youre a girl (male) and 6'1
Literally unlovable

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Hey you, yes you! Get your ass up and gives us a photo of the shithole you live in! And no cheating around: don't touch anything, don't try to clean the mess you sit in everyday.
Also, rate others, from impossible to live in to cosmic comfyness.
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>>35668205
Very comfy and bright I'm jealous
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>>35668462
U no wanna gimme pics?
plz do.
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Here's a photo I just took

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slavs where ya at?
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the fuck do you want
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Subhumans :DD
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>>35668167
what is it slavbro we here

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What do people do with their lives when they're shit at math, and not interested in medical careers?
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Well if you don't want to take up a trade, you can always take the route of being a societal parasite and becoming a lawyer. That's pretty much where my life is headed at this point
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>>35668140
Become a wage slave and stay cucked their existence until they drop to the floor and literally cannot move anymore.

You need to figure out a passion. It doesn't need to be mathematics or anything medical. Just figure out something so you don't end up needing to be a slave for the rest of your life.

t. small business owner
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>>35668140
Reminder that being bad at math is a meme, and is just proof of your lack of resolve.

Confirmed for not going to make it.

>random guy joins my discord server
>ask who this person is
>says hi and changes the subject
>never answers me and acts autistic
>ban them
talk about autism you experience
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bumping for some weird discord stories
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another bump hoping for stories
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>>35668089
>>35668267
>>35668622
just loI

Any robot gay subs / traps that have dated, what do men like?
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>>35668065
Reminder that Chihiro never wanted to be a girl in the first place and didn't quite enjoy dressing as one.
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>school's out
Oh great time for these threads.
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>>35668065
as a dom.

Booty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsNnL5PQ-qM

booty. I want it more than water.

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Quick question, when did communism go from based family values Stalinism to LGBTQAR-15++ queer cuck bullshit?
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around the time people realized communism can't work so the only supporters left are faggots.
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>>35667890

I honestly have no idea, and I am interested too. I find it strange how modern leftists want everyone to go to college. That seems pretty useless to me not to mention an absurd waste of money. If anything too many people go to college already. You would expect leftists to declare the entire college institution a scam, but instead they fully embrace it and ironically separate society into an "educated" and "uneducated" class.
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>>35667940
>I find it strange how leftists want everyone to go to college
Do you go to college mate? every one of my professors is a fucking commie

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On September 11, 2001, the owner of the Twin Towers Larry SILVERSTEIN who has a face that reflects sincerity, honesty and beneficence.

This man is surely someone very lucky. By the greatest chance, three months before the destruction of the towers, he had taken out insurance which counted the terrorist attacks, thus avoiding to him to have to pay the dismantling of the towers and making 5 BILLION dollars in profit.

Fortunately that day, he who is constantly in the twin towers, had remembered thanks to his wife that he had an appointment with the dermatologist. And fortunately his two children who worked in the twin towers had arrived late that day. Obviously, there is no conspiracy. These are just coincidences and he just had a lot of luck

What a lucky man, Larry SILVERSTEIN
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>>35667887
When you say silverstein I think of that canadian screamo band.
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>>35667887
what are you doing on r9k tho anon?
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>>35667887
I'm glad you understand that it was just a coincidence. Otherwise, you'd be a fucking retarded conspiracy theorist and we don't need any more of those.

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