Oneitis

>be 13
that's all it takes.

>>35668514
>How can someone be your oneitis, if you don't know who they are?

If they're hot

>>35668540
Yeah, but if they have a shitty personality and don't have anything in common with you, then whats the point, other than a one night stand?

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>>35668523
14, ackchyually. But I guess a 13 is fine too.

>>35668612
If she says something I don't like I'll just tell her to shut up and do the dishes

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>>35668612
>other than a one night stand

Well, there's always the rape and murder option.

>>35668675
If you're really good at stealth, that is.

>>35668648
Then again, what's the point? If a woman tells me that she is a sjw and plays video games, but she is hot, I wouldn't fall in love with her.

>>35668876
>Then again, what's the point?

Put my pee pee in her brown hole

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>>35668876
If you can't ignore what woman says, you'll never be in love. SJW or not is immaterial, most women spout garbage which can be safely ignored.

>>35668947
>If you can't ignore what woman says, you'll never be in love

Wrong, I already have a oneitis and we have so much in common.

>>35668992
>Wrong, I already have a oneitis and we have so much in common

Until she gets back on the cock carousel

>>35668992
>so much in common

Like most orbiters, you're self deluded and mirroring (start liking what she likes etc).

Shared interests are almost unheard of. Besides those work for good friendships, but are almost never basis of a romantic relationship. How many programmer couples you know? Or couples into RC planes? Hmm?

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>>35668514
This is what I never got about normies and even people on here with their crushes or "oneities"

You 9.99 times out of 10 have nothing in common with them. They're going to be your typical Stacy that only cares about taking Chad's dick and sponging money off of betas, the majority of the time. Even if you think your oneitis is a "pure shy reserved qt" chances are she's just another Stacy.

It doesn't matter if they're hot if you share no interests together. The absolute best case scenario is you fuck them, then what? You're still a depressed sperg with no one that actually loves you.

>>35669141
Having a crush is remmants of rape instict. When caveman had a crush, he simply bashed her heda and pulled into a cave.

Nowaday, it's a market for date rape drugs. Takes a while to adjust for the irrationality of it.

Women have this feel too, but for different reasons ("why the toppest chad doesn't like me? am i ugly? if so, will i catch betabux in future? haaalp!").

>>35669068
>Like most orbiters, you're self deluded and mirroring (start liking what she likes etc).
How would you know? I forgot to mention that we're together.

>Shared interests are almost unheard of. Besides those work for good friendships, but are almost never basis of a romantic relationship.
Have you ever been to a club? That's how we met.

>How many programmer couples you know? Or couples into RC planes? Hmm?

I've met a guy from Lockheed martin that is in a relationship, he met her at a computer convention.

>>35669316
>How would you know?

Happy people don't post on r9k.

>>35669564
I'm a normie. There are other normie in this board as well, anon.