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>>35671751
It is retardedly gay

There was an uprising of people with trap fetishes like a couple days ago... Now it's chastity cages and guys wanting to get fucked in the ass by their gfs?

Like what the fuck.

We literally tried to make a containment thread several times as to not flood the board but you spurged out

>tfw gf is very dominate and a sadist


Feels fucking good.

Idk op, I'd give anything to eat. I don't care for suck because I mostly just crave warmth, intimacy, and closeness to a human woman.

>Complaining about eating pussy

Kill yourself desu man

Sounds like a hard life

>>35671737
It's not bad, but most of /r9k/ has moved on from gbp memes, so you're likely to be seen as an outsider

Breddy good. Make it a bit more violent tho.

7/10

Would read again

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>>35671773

Tendie/GBP stories never get old

>>35671709
Because a "date" is old fashioned these days. Girl just get fucked instead - and I'm sure this one isn't a virgin either. In fact, there's probably already been a nigger in her ass.

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Yes, yes... all of the times women I liked took me out and paid for my shit.

What a horrible existence.

>>35671709
There's a difference between volcel and incel.

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Not anymore. I have grudges to deliver on before I can allow myself to die.

>>35671766

I legitimately haven't lived an interesting enough life to develop any proper grudges. Good luck with yours though, anon.

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I just want a goddamned pure hikki gf because I am a weirdo and have to force myself to get along with male coworkers, let alone actual fucking women who I ignore 99% of the time because I know we have nothing in common.(I haven't had a conversation with a woman who wasn't a teacher, employer or relative, since my sophomore year in highschool, and even that was a rare occurence then)

I would have better luck finding a leprechaun gf

>>35671671
Probably about 5 years remaining, the Muslims and women are draining that country dry. It's already borderline third world.

Depends on your age. It's hell when you're young because you have to participate in stupid activities that don't contribute to helping you get a job, it's just an adult day care. You also have to deal with idiots in social services treating you like you're mentally retarded just because you don't have a job (which ironically is the only reason they have one themselves). When you get older it's probably nice, I know people who are in their 40-50s, they just sit in the park all day and drink alcohol yet they get their NEETbux.

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Fuck you.
I'm sick of this fucking shit.
Actually go fuck yourself. Go hang yourself you fucking cunt.
Every fucking day.
Every fucking day.
I'm white, ok, and I fucking hate myself. Stop making me hate myself even more.
I'm so fucking mad.
What did I do to deserve this constant shit from all angles.
Fucking nothing.
Kill yourself OP actually tie the noose.
I know you're white to and I know you're just as fucked as me but you deal with it by fucking cuckposting because it gets you off.
Actually die.
You sick fuck.
Just die.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

sure, what we drinkin?

Cool I'm drinking alcohol too. Fuck Mondays.

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>>35671648
Hell yeah ladies.
So let me ask you, any of you ever been penetrated?

If there's more homeless women but more men commit suicide successfully then that must mean...

Male privilege is not having to live in a restricted confinement called a home

>>35671636
>people
>women
You know how I know this study is stupid?

>>35671630
That's what happens when you use a shitty free service. Use TeamSpeak for Christ's sakes.

>>35671664
...isn't Teamspeak also free?

>>35671722
You use rented servers so technically it's not free.

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Got around 10p pics but i need (you)s to bother dumping

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>>35671719
100*

Original recipe extra Oregano

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Fuck your rules op

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I go fishing every now and then. I suck at it and sometimes I don't even catch anything, but spending time alone in nature is super comfy so it doesn't matter that much.

>>35671576
I legitimately hate being outside
You might think mosquito bites are fine and not that bad.
But for days after some "fun outing" I am stuck with itchy skin being the loudest urgency my body has.

HEY THIS PATCH OF SKIN ITCHES
HEY IT STILL ITCHES
HEY DUDE IT ITCHES
HEY HEY HEY ITCH
ITCH ITCH ITCH

fuck the outdoors. it's for normies

>>35671663
Same here the bugs are my only problem. I just bring a can of Off! When I go but even then they devour me

>>35671539
A trashy whore acting trashy turns you on.

Not a bad thing, just means you're into trash. She looks like every other fake wannabe nigger out there.

>>35671640
what OP means is that she is 13

>>35671640
she's prime mating material that's what attractive womeme look like honestly das how it works in the animal kingdom generally womeme attract a bunch of men by flaunting their goods and choose the best genetics for mating

>>35671511
That manlet has a strong wife and has passed on his genes though...
Judging by where we are, you are probably (and ironically) half the man he is

>manlets think they can compensate for their height by becoming steroid-ridden freaks

KEK. any woman would choose someone 6ft+ over you, manlets. manlet rage is the best. speaking of which, why are short people always so angry?

>>35671553
Yeah now he made more future manlets

>>35671479
So you look like a smelly computer geek when you don't have a smelly computer geek boyfriend. How can you even geek a smelly computer if you don't computer smell a geek?

>>35671479
Is this the infamous 400lb hacker?

>>35671479
I want to be that gloriously large one day

Fall on a knife, bro. Like the Romans

Swallow cyanide

You can learn how to make it on YouTube (just search how to make cyanide)

>>35671474
>killing yourself over a girl

holy fuck you're a faggot