>be mommy's bbbb >That's big beautiful baby boy

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>be mommy's bbbb
>That's big beautiful baby boy for you Normies
>pull my healthy 635 lb body up from my big boy crib
>knock over last night's cummy jug
>Whatever, mommy will clean it up later
>as I pull myself up with my Evangelion themed cane, my rolls ripple like the ocean
>I look up at my improvement chart mommy made for me
>gasp.mp3
>I'm low on gbp!
>I waddle to my computer
>I knew this day would come
>I pull out my emergency dry erase marker
>mommy thought she hid them all but her little boy is always 1 step ahead
>my 5'3 model body can't reach the board
>good thing I have my Tall Kid Now!TM step stool just for this
>using all of my strength I pull myself onto the step stool
>it creeks underneath my Chad-like bod, it can't handle my muscles
>quickly I write up 40 gbp before the stool breaks under my weight
>with a crash to the ground and a little splurt of poopies into my pull-ups, I am victorious
>I push the remains of the stool under my crib and pull myself up on my cane
>after a long day of 5 minutes, it's time for tendies
>I bellow for my mommy
>It's Tendie time

My first gbp story, r8 pls