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What should I say lads?
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>>35704390
Get out originally you normie faggot
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My dude, you need to realize that you have someone that legitimately cares for you, quite honestly that thot should be let down with you sending her pictures of waifus
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You should just stop posting normie
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Loneliness turned me into a girl 2017-03-22 05:21:59 Post No.35704341
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Loneliness turned me into a girl
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>be me in 2012
>be 16/17
>be lonely straight guy
>pretend to be a girl online for attention
>like it a lot
>around the same time, get into anime and MLP
>get exposed to faggots and trannies
>develop gender dysphoria and nearly kill myself
>get hormones and transition
>now exclusively into men
>wouldn't be able to pass for male if I tried
>still happier as a girl than as a guy but hate myself for doing this to my family, and for turning from a normal guy to a giant faggot
>family is disappointed
>parents literally depressed over my transition
>even if I stop now, I'd never be able to function as a sterile, wide-hipped, babyfaced, beardless manlet
Why did this fucking happen. What the fuck am I doing with my life? Fuck.
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>still happier as a girl than as a guy
thats all that should matter. also pls be my gf
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Idk, post boipucci pics. Hurry.
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>>35704341
So what do I need to do to make you my gf?
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>It's another episode of "listen to the Fray until 1am when I have work tomorrow at 6"
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>>35704327
>The Fray
Are they still around?
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I'VE SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE THE GIRL SHE GETS AWAY
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>>35704374
As a one hit wonder they may be, "How to Save a Life" is a timeless classic from the 2000s.
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Do you have a Dakimakura, robot?
Maybe do you plan on getting one? Who is your waifu?
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>>35704267
by any chance is that ahri from league of legends?
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>>35704267
I don't know, I've been interested in one but if I get one I'll have become a full-on weeb faggot.
Apart from the whole waifu aspect, are they even comfortable?
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>>35704267
I have 3. I like to push my onahole against it and make sweet sweet love to her.
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>the internal gibberish voices are starting again
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>>35704266
I hear voices, they tell me to stop
Why should I listen, they've never felt the drop
They hide in corners behind the pretty girls
In their gold in their gold in their gold
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>>35704266
What do the voices say, when people hear voices? I've often vaguely wondered about this.
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psychosis is not fun at all! shit man!
>that feeling of terror when the voices go from external to internal
luckily havent had an episode for a couple of years now
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Literally everyone I've ever associated with is doing better than me. How could this happen? I mean, everyone else seemingly has the natural drive to get shit done. Is it bad parenting? My parent buys food and that has always been the extent of it. People with worse parents are more normal I am sure.
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someone has to come in last
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>>35704251
Why does he look like that orange drag queen in this pic
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>>35704251
Then become better?
Are you a NEET?
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How the fuck do you dance like normalfags? It seems like girls always want to dance and shit, but it seems so natural for normalfags. I'm autistic and am guaranteed to drop spaghetti like a motherfucker.
>fellow autist friend has a party
>girls from his school show up
>I'm mildly drunk and setting up beer pong in the basement
>one of the girls comes down and helps
>we start talking and seem to have gotten along pretty well
>we agree we should party together again sometime
>a few days later my friend tells me she's extremely outgoing and loves to dance all the time
>I shit my pants at the idea
Help me bros. I don't know what to do except get drunk again.
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When your drunk you just fucking go for it, If its a party its not difficult and usually just involves moving your arms around and jumping, if its romantic just put your arm around them and slow dance.
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>>35704200
have you ever played GTA4 Ballad of gay tony?
look at Luis's animation when he walks around inside that night club, that's the basic gist of the normie jive
focus on your hips and shoulders instead of your legs and arms, don't let anything spaz out
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>>35704200
gun reload actions from various games
thats how i dance
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>26 YRS OLD
>FAT FUCK
>MICRO PENIS
>KISSLESS HUGLESS VIRGIN
>I AM RUNNING OUT OF TIME BEFORE ITS POINT OF NO RETURN TIER
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>35704127
only 1 in 17 men produced in the stone age
you are the 16 out of 17
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>>35704127
>26yo khhv
>still thinks he's not past the point of no return
Robothood is pretty much set in stone in your early twenties, which is dependent on the foundation laid in your teen years, which is dependent on your childhood and upbringing so really you were always born a wizard it just becomes official at 30.
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>>35704127
post cock and belly and I'll consider being ur teen gf
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Why am I so fucking awkward? 2017-03-22 05:07:37 Post No.35704117
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Why am I so fucking awkward?
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>feeling hungry
>go to the grocery store
>the salad bar is really good so I go over to it
>pretty girl is restocking some of the items in the bar
>she's standing in front of the good stuff i want (noodles and meat and stuff)
>i don't want to just stand there so i start putting tons of lettuce in my tray
>she's still dishing out the pasta
>i guess she sees me looking at it because she says "do you want some of this?"
>i say "no, i just want lettuce" and go back to putting lettuce in the tray
>end up buying nothing but a tray of lettuce
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>>35704117
Yeah I guess she was too pretty for you.
Anon, she just wanted to help you, you should've asked her what do you wanted.
She is the last person that would laugh at you y'know, but if you really went full retard looking retarded and sweaty, I guess she will chuckle a little.
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>>35704180
How dumb would I sound if I said "Yes I want the pasta, move out of the way!"
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>>35704376
A normal person would, without hesitation, say "excuse me", and she would notice that she's in the way and move for you.
Standing around awkwardly makes it worse, but salvageable, you could say "yes, please" to her question, you may look a bit spastic but no harm no foul.
This kind of shit just requires practice. You sitting here whining about it and posting suicide pepes is self abuse, so look at throwing yourself in these situations as the self abuse you love to do, except this way you are developing skills and a tolerance to social interaction.
Who actually gets NEETbux here?
Are they really that easy to obtain?
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>>35704105
I do. I only get $1200 a month, though.
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>>35704373
>only
That buys quite a lot of tendies, kiddo
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>>35704421
Not when you have rent, fuel for your car, an electric bill and other expenses to pay plus no extra income.
Not >>35704373 here btw. I also get about $1.2k/mo. though. I actually get a little less than that actually. My mom pays for medicine copay, health insurance, gym, school, car insurance, car repairs, and the car is old and paid off so I don't have to really think about that. Every month I'm losing money so I have to think of some way to get extra cash and save. If it weren't for school, I'd have time for a job, but even then I don't think anyone would hire me.
27. Virgin. Sophomore undergrad only part-time and still feeling overwhelmed from only 2 classes.
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Just got into a fight with my girlfriend of 5 months lads and I think this is the end.
She took my virginity, She's my first gf, she's the only person I hang out with. Before I met her I did nothing, I sat home every Saturday and Friday night alone and I think I'm gonna go back to that.
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It's okay. Just went through the same thing. The pain is transient.
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>>35704095
>she took my virginity, She's my first gf
get over yourself your nothing special
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>>35704095
Why did you fought?
Anyway, the first relationship never last that much so, there is a fuckton of girls in the world so don't forget that.
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Recently I've stopped enjoying porn. 2017-03-22 05:02:08 Post No.35704025
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Recently I've stopped enjoying porn.
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I stopped wanting to watch porn or fap. I just want to hold oneitis but I have no other outlet but porn and always end up succumbing just to end my frustration, but the frustration never completely goes away just dulls and I end up feeling guilty that I did it in the first place.
Anyone know this feel?
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>>35704025
GO OUTSIDE
MEET PEOPLE
REAL PEOPLE YOU CAN FUCK
ENJOY DA PUSS
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It's really quite simple.
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>>35704633
WE KILL THE BERHTMAN
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where did the school shooter achievement thread go
anyway
>just the two of us: start a killing spree with your friend
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>>35703957
>gonna need a montage: bring some tunes to slay to
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>>35703957
>...but with a whisper
>kill all chads and stacies with a silenced weapon without anyone alerting the police
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>>35704223
>Some Of You Are Alright
>Warn Brad not to come to school.
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Does anyone else have a crippling fear of the open ocean?
I literally have recurring nightmares where I'm wading like a mile off shore in a storm and there are dark creatures about the size of buses swimming under and around me.
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The ocean is fascinating. But it is also scary as hell. I even feel scared when bathing in lakes. And just being dumped in the middle of the ocean must be one of scariest things I can think of.
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>>35703924
the ocean is fucking terrifying
i couldnt imagine being stuck in it, i cant even FUCKING swim
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I don't have many fears, but I don't think I'll ever stop being afraid of large bodies of waters.
I find it really annoying that modern women's "empowerment" is all about nudity
Way to send mixed messages about your cause, and basically show the whole world you're nothing more than a nice body who wants to be looked at and adored.
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Don't get me wrong, I like a nice body as much as the next guy, but can you stop being naked for 5 seconds so you can prove to us you're empowered in other ways?
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>>35703858
I'm not very well informed on history but I assume it's an offshoot from the sexual revolution which was a big ugly mistake in itself.
Surely the best way to "empower" women as they call it is to give them self-confidence and to encourage them to pursue their ambitions to the best of their ability.
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>real issues
Rape
>issues tumblr though was 1st priority
Free the nipple lol