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>who /nigger/ here? Tsetse

I too skipped classes, but unimportant ones.

Got straight edge for university.
Got two gf first 3 years, second is current.
Graduated with honors last year
Got a full time job
Next month opening a eshop
Paid some of my parents debts

I think the best time to be a slob is HS..

>>35709448
>high school
>English equivalent teacher was a total cunt
>had something against me for being autistic not talking to people
>never did his homework
>he eventually confronts me about it
>say I don't give a shit about his filler class
>tells me to not show up ever again
>I don't, free time to do wathever
>eventually sends for me
>messenger says it's ok if I come back he wants to talk to me
>never actually go just keep avoiding him
>obviously fail his class and have to retake in afternoon shift next semester
> next semester
>new teacher was my math teacher from last semester
>she's pretty laid back and I was always good boy on her class
>says don't sweat it senpai I gotchu
>just passes me and never had to give two fucks about that class

Feels good man

50 dollars is a good deal anon, well done. Now she's officially a whore and you can remind it to her everyday. You can destroy her sentimental life. You have power now

You could have put a few coins in your mouth and save the $50, you fucking idiot.

she's officially a prostitute, now.

I live for the sake of living and to overcome the many difficulties I've had in life.
Gay shit like that you get the deal.

Mostly to spite people who dislike me.

I live out of spite and nothing else. It's a shitty existence but I'm the one that's made it that way.

>>35709377
Next time it happens don't move away. Make sure she's aware that you're aware of her. Try to make contact/smalltalk. Talk about the weather or your destination. When your stop is coming up, say goodbye and maybe give her your number. Then go home, ignore any attempts she makes to contact you, don't ever acknowledge her if you meet again and kill yourself.

>>35709537

Started of a bit frisky there but salvaged it with the last sentence. Good job.

>>35709377

Did they ask you if the place is still free/empty before they seated themselves?

>>35709600
>Did they ask you if the place is still free/empty before they seated themselves?
No.

what noveI?

Terrible. Every story devolves into the main character being a self-insert and the whole plot just becomes my life. I can't help it. I keep fantasizing about the day I'll get to sit on a chair and talk about my novel on TV and how my life shaped the events in the book.

I'm a fucking loser, but for some reason I can't write an original story without it devolving into a desperate attempt at talking about my problems and why I deserve better.

Maybe I should just write teen fiction bullshit.

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>>35709417
You can do it anon, go write that fucken Novel!

>>35709299

Every girl, if you pay them enough

I imagine that would just be a sect of humiliation fetish

>>35709299
what's the source for this? gril is hot

Maybe he has a likeable personality and stable income. Unlike some fag posting on an image board for lonely betas.

>>35709240
look at that woman and tell me he upgraded, the reason he's happy is because he realized he was ugly and got an ugly gf, something I will never be able to do. he accepted his fate and is better of for it, I for one will not go quietly into the night though.

Aaand that is it right there. Remember to turn off the lights when you leave.

bumping

original is for hipsters

>>35709229
7 bucks a pull where I live but I could get it for 5 each if I would buy larger quanteties.

It actually helps
It makes me really depressive though.

>>35709229
Pill*

Original correction

>>35709200
~$650, they deduct ~$300 because I have free food and housing from my parents.

>>35709200
0$, no such thing as autismbux here unless you're 100% retard

>>35709270
Where do you live? Seems unlikely

This desu, probably the worst time to be a white male, not even memeing.

>Born too late to support the women's suffrage movement
>Born too early to see gender equality
Why live?

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>born

Why live?

Mummy won't let me go outside by myself

>>35709133
Outside sucks

bad idea, im really sick. walking outside in the cold would probably kill me.

>>35709063
I had no childhood friends, normie

No idea. Doubt they'd want any contact with me now.

>>35709063
they're all in college while I waste away, they all cut me out after I became disabled, total scum.

probley but do post results

OP, you kill?

FUCKING BUMP NIGERSSSS

>>35708956
Post pics of her, you normalfag scum

>>35708956
Dat ass

Orig

>>35708956
>she says shes a lesbian and needs dick every once in a while
wut
silly women
how retarded those sluts can be?

I mean, it just sounds like your father wasn't a very stable person. I'm sorry, Anon.

>>35708952
I just hated john redcorn for being brown

>>35708952
Everyone hates John Redcorn, but your dad is a hypocrite.