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How do I make butt cummies, /r9k/?
I have a (sort of shitty) prostate massager and can get sort of close, but I can never push myself over the edge
Pic related, it's the model

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:59:42 Post No.35794430
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Anyone?
oreganoli

Anonymous 2017-03-26 03:10:17 Post No.35794646
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>>35793843
I would also like to know about such things

Anonymous 2017-03-26 03:16:52 Post No.35794805
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>>35793843
Surely you can go most of the way and then give it a few jerks?
They don't call it experimenting for nothing.

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:31:38 Post No. 35793822 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I find the girl who is right for me?

Where?

I am a good guy. But I simply don't know where to look!

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:32:40 Post No.35793835
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>>35793822
hehe you will find her when you stop looking

Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:33:18 Post No.35793847
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:33:18 Post No.35793847 [Report]

just be yourself my man, just be yourself

Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:35:38 Post No.35793904
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>>35793835
Shit is Tru you know

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:29:28 Post No. 35793778 [Report] [View this topic]

This is the GOAT alcohol.

Prove me wrong.

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:30:22 Post No.35793797
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>>35793778
Gives me heartburn with one sip.
I prefer bourbon

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thats is okey man

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>>35793778
>Prove me wrong.
Done.

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qtgirls Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:27:35 Post No. 35793739 [Report] [View this topic]

where do i find qt edgy or weeb girls to talk with online, i just want to talk to a qt3.14, and the edginess makes her cuter imo

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:30:56 Post No.35793813
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/soc/

i met an ugly duckling QT obsessed with jpop and had severe emotional issues there and skyped for a few months. then i convinced her to kill herself and she did. helps that i'm attractive and charismatic

>i miss her and liked her a lot.

Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:32:34 Post No.35793832
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>>35793813
>convinced her to kill herself
did you emotionally abuse her and bully her before she off'd herself?
did you enjoy it?

Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:33:23 Post No.35793851
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>>35793832
>did you emotionally abuse her and bully her before she off'd herself?

yes

>did you enjoy it?

yes

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:26:19 Post No. 35793708 [Report] [View this topic]

>student
>live with roommates.
>three of them are girls, one dude.
>lock on my door is busted, so i don't lock it.
>haven't been locking it for months.
>i also stream on twitch using obs.
>one day i leave obs open and recording, had no idea.
>go out for a few hours to a friends place.
>come back a few hours later and realize i've left obs on, laugh about it but also insanely curious if i can hear anything my flatmates are saying when i was out.

>about 20 minutes after I leave flatmate comes into my room
>goes straight to facebook, checks all my facebook dm's. then twitter dms.
>she also goes to my search history.
>she goes to some of the porn sites i've been to, also places like r9k and pol.
>this relatively hot girl is using my pc for whatever reason with no idea obs is recording.
>she is checking my drawers in my room, what the fuck.
>then she leaves the room

So guys, what do i do about this?

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:28:04 Post No.35793751
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>>35793708
Get her in the room and show her it duh.
See what she has to say.

Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:32:18 Post No.35793830
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Why the fuck don't you lock your computer when you leave?

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>>35793708
that fucking cunt, get up in her face about it

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:22:11 Post No. 35793623 [Report] [View this topic]

>too depressed to watch anime

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Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:23:27 Post No.35793651
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>>35793623
any good shows this season op?

Anonymous 2017-03-26 02:24:38 Post No.35793669
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>>35793651
I don't even keep up with seasonal anime. I am a pleb and I can't work on it because I am too depressed all the time to even watch anything

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