Who here /likes to gamble/? I just got back from the casino

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Look at these normies

>>35793988
>when your dice are rocket-propelled

>>35793972
BUMP THAT SHIT UP GAMBLEFAGS

YO LEVEN
PAY THE LINE

GET UR BITCH ASSES IN HERE CASINOFAGS

>>35794111
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
BET YO LEVEN

At the casino right now actually

On the list for a 1/2 table (Holdem). If there's anything worse than losing your money, it's waiting to fucking gambol

>>35795033
>waiting to lose your money

>>35795061
I know, it's retarded. But I don't like playing pit games, just poker

>>35795033
My man
>casino posting

>>35795080
Trust me bro, i know
I just threw 6 or 7 hundo away at the craps table

>>35795106
>craps

Straight up gambol

I'm new to gambling where do I start? I think blackjack and slots would be OK right? 20 years old. Can I gamble in new York state? There's a casino near me. I'm hoping to get a job and make a little here and there.

>>35795152
You're 20. Don't even fucking think about gambling.

>>35795144
I ROLLED STRAIGHT NINES FOR THAT BABY

ORIGINALIO

>>35793972
you roll a seven, you walk tomorrow

else it's another dime

>>35795179
But I'm already a methsmoking degenerate with no hope of a future, just trying to get a janitorial job or some shit, figured gambling a little would be fun.

why should I not do this? Not asking because I disagree I'm asking because I don't understand.

JDST is clear to 20, go all in on JDST

>>35795253
That sounds like a line from some shitty movie or something

>>35795269
Your life is already a mess. Gambling is a world of hurt.

I only play poker and I have a specific bankroll for it. I have a job and I don't have a risk of ruin if I visit the casino like once month

>>35795269
No, nevermind.

You should start gambling

I hate gambling. Im always more afraid of losing when im ahead than when im down, and because of it I never get any real rewards...

>>35795346
Figured.

>>35795338
I get it. For example, I save 25% of my paycheck. 60% goes to living expenses. The rest I use to wank my willy.

>>35795354
Just get high :^)

>>35795354
Scared money dosent make money

But then again, I lost all my fucking money throwing dice like a common street nigger, so..........

My gambling problem ended when I kicked my coke habit. 12 years clean. Depressed as fuck now, but at least I'm alive, I guess.

>>35793972
>who here likes to gamble?
i dunno maybe sounds fun, maybe like 300 bucks at las vegas for a weekend

>i just threw away all my money
ok so you mean gambling addiction general, not /likes to gamble/

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>>35795508
yea no offense we should probably just take whatever advice you give and do the exact opposite

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>>35795269
>i smoke meth
>why should i not do x?

priorities my friend

>>35796182

Blackjack and Roulette are your best options. I sit at the roulette wheel and grind out dollar bets for the entire time the tables are open. Usually walk out with a few hundred when I start with 20 bucks. I haven't been there in awhile though. Only reason I win is because I get lucky on my double bets. I play the lanes mostly, though black and red betting is perfectly acceptable.

>>35795033
They let you use your phone at the table?

>>35796124
Good for you, anon, on both counts.

>>35793972
Craps has been an expensive game to learn how to play. So im due a big win
>spoken like a true gambler

>>35796832
Its funny to, because I grew up underneath a poker table (my dad) but I'm not good at cards - or gambling at all apparently

>>35795323
https://youtu.be/6q_lXkjF9gM?t=8m18s

8:10

>>35796362
I wasn't at the table, i was on the side just waiting for a seat to open up.

Two hour sessions because the shitty whales who like splashing money left and the action was no good. Still booked a solid 200 dollarino win.

Played about 18 hours of poker over the past two days. Up about 460, but it comes and it goes. Although I only really play poker and got into gambling after taking an interest in card counting for blackjack. Card counting though is kind of useless considering how good casinos have gotten at identifying it.

I love to gamble. My games are blackjack, pai gow poker, and craps.

After I pay $400 in taxes and another $900 in a security deposit in june I'll be ready to gamble. I like me some video blackjack until I get forced into an unwinnable hand and then get a string of obviously rigged hands.

Then again it's my fault for not turning the bet down until I see the odds evening out.

I love playing Blackjack, but I have the worst luck. My friend averages about $400 in winnings. Only ever seen him lose money once ever in 20 trips. Kid is blessed.

who /cardcounter/ here?

How can you gamble when you know house edge exists?