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when in doubt, add "literally" to a functioning sentence

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because steve jobs was a con man who live to swindle hipsters out of their parents money

why make a good product when you can make a shitty product that dumb cunts will purchase anyway?

>can't do anything with phone without jailbreaking it which bricks it half the time

Is this true in 2017? Back then it was DFU mode and you were set.


Just buy a Android phone op.

politics is for gays

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Embrace it! Join us.

lol respect for her though. or him. i dont know what to call her/him.

anime avatarfags usually act really gay so it's worse
phoneposters are the worst of all however

>>35857324
but what if they are phoneposting because they are away from their computer?

>>35857358
>away from their computer
What normalfag devilry is this?

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>>35857275
>wake up at 7:50
>wagecuck from 9 to 4
>smonk Weedle
>Vidya
>more smonk
>sleep

>>35857351
>smoking weed
>degenerate
>not vaping

You only get 3 hours of sleep a night?

>>35857189
You look decent

Oreiganaal

>>35857189
you look like my boss at work

if this is what's considered "ugly" then i really don't have a future

>>35857214
>>35857459

>newfags everywhere

This board died.

>>35857179
yeah sounds healthy anon

>>35857179
put your dick inside its tight little pussy and piss inside it

Spray the cat with water when it does something wrong. Beating and yelling do not work on cats

I destroyed a dynasty. Pretty impressive.

>>35857176
who cares
all life will die off eventually
also why cant females continue the bloodlineafaik they have blood just like men do

My brother and sister each have kids.

But mine is a bloodline that should rightfully die off, so it's a complicated feel.

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>>35857155
I only have instagram and I post anime pics and follow anime shiposters. Does that make me a normie?

>>35857155
>Yes...feel free to add me as a friend.

That's literally all to it.

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Already deleted that shit.

>>35857085
I'm at work fucking around and bored as shit, amuse me

>>35857133
>spraying some random pooinloos house
>spends first ten minutes of service trying to convince me to lower the price
>his dad who doensn't speak a word of fucking English decides he would like to follow me around
>I could care less
>I am mixing up a sprayer backpack, open container in back of work vehicle
>his dad decides to stick his hand in the open pesticide container and smells a piece of rat poison
>peanut butter scented so it attracts rats
>by the time I notice this dumbass is going to try EATING THE RAT POISON
>turn around, dropping the $300+ backpack as I do and run over to swat it out of his hand
>he looks at me like a little kid who just lost his balloon
>I calmly say "not food" and point at the giant skull and crossbones one the pesticide label

Never heard anything since so I assume the guy's dad didn't bitch I wouldn't let him eat the rat poison. Currently at work too so will try and dump a new greentext about every half an hour.

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>>35857133
>dealing with some rich lady's rat issue
>full stereotype, acts better than you, uses French in normal conversation, whole 9 yards
>she insists it is squirrels, not rats
>tell her more than likely (since the area she heard a "noise" from was a solid cast iron door frame) it was the house settling or getting hit by a recent windstorm
>she insists that squirrels are in the walls again (squirrels do not enter people's homes, they have zero reason to)
>wants me to tear apart her wall and look inside
>we literally do not do that
>she begins talking to me like I am an idiot since she decides the traditional treatment doesn't work fast enough
>fun fact: there is almost no,treatment for an active pest issue that has immediate action
>I end up getting told by boss to just place a dozen extra traps since she is convinced that if it isn't overkill then she isn't getting what she paid for
>half of the traps weren't baited
>dumped my special "surprise" (sugar water, attracts ants like crazy)
> boss has idea how she got sugar ants all over her front porch
>sides blast into orbit

Why is there water up your ass?

>>35857087
that's what the liquid is in diarrhoea isn't it?

>>35857111
its mainly oil and anus sweat, which basically only consists 20% of h2o

I loudly shout NIGGERS, assuming I'm alone of course

if there are people nearby I mumble it under my breath

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>>35857023
>post what your brain does when you think about cringy social interactions you've had.
Pretty accurate, though less about cringe and more about mistakes

If I'm alone I sound out my disgust with loud "UGGH" type sounds.

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>>35857017
> "I don't bite haha"

>>35857017
Say, "Don't worry. I'll protect you."

Chad status.

Pull your trenchcoat lapel up close to your mouth (to slightly muffle your voice), and calmly tell her she 'has nothing to fear but fear itself' before doing a 360 + fedora tip and waddling into the nearest alley

>>35856937
Are you still trying? If so, that's pathetic.

>>35856962

I will never give up. I will not die without having felt tfw gf

>>35857006
That's like having the goal of fugging a goat. Even if you do make it, you'll just feel disappointed and disgusted.

>>35856929
bitch I am the niggest

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ayo hol up mufuggin bix nood

So you say this is a thread for 'real niggas'. I would also like to participate as I am a 'real nigga'.

Howdy.

Ok even if it was an amazing drawing why would that cure her depression lmao

>>35856904
we haven't played for too long and it's the only thing to lift her spirit, so I bought a drawing tablet thinking I'll keep her all cheery by drawing her character and scenes from it, instead I feel like shit about everything aswell

>>35856959
That's kinda cringy but I don't know maybe girls do like that. But don't feel down, you'll get better the more you do it blah blah typical normie stuff Even 3 years of practice is just scratching the surface for certain skills and not everyone develops said skill at a similar rate