>when you drop a fat messy diarrhoea shit and you think it's gonna be splatoon'd everywhere but all the water pouring out of your asshole cleaned most of it up
Why is there water up your ass?
>>35857087
that's what the liquid is in diarrhoea isn't it?
>>35857111
its mainly oil and anus sweat, which basically only consists 20% of h2o
Anyone ever had one of those poos where it feels like your ass does a little pop? Then you stand up and shits all over the toilet seat and toilet. Burns like hell to. Am i dying?
>>35857127
>oil and anus sweatare you sure, anon?
>>35857073
>that feeling of relief when you drain your roiling bowels of their cramping pain
nothing is sweeter then feeling the knife of cramping drain out through my asshole