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>Glad you could make it, anon. As you know, the United States is now in an official state of war with the following nations: Syria, Russia, Iran, Lebanon, China, North Korea, Pakistan, Myanmar, Belarus and Kazakhstan. Your country requires the service of patriotic, god-fearing Americans like you to protect the blessings of liberty and freedom across the world. No need to sign anything, your plane for Damascus leaves in three hours.
What do you say?
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Tell me where the children take refuge.
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>>36081955
SOME FOLKS WERE BORN
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I would do anything for love.
But I won't fight the glorious nation of Belarus.
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Any one here having pest problems
>>til parents focused me to give comfy 16 year old carpet because of some bed bugs
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Yes. I have shitty cats that piss all over the house. My parents refuse to get rid of them. Or put them outside. Or clean the piss up sometimes.
I'm concerned the piss will start affecting my health. And I'm sure as FUCK not cleaning it for them. I'll outlast them. They'll get sick of it before me.
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Yes but it's because I live in a rundown shithole I knew there were bugs here before I moved in but it was last minute and I didn't have any where else to go. I should be moving soon and I plan on throwing most my shit out and bug bombing anything I decide to keep a couple of times.
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I'm not living at home right now but we have a rat problem. Rats from the fruit trees in the backyard moved into our attic once our cat died. We are having a hard time getting rid of those fuckers.
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Would you still hate women if they fucked you from time to time?
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Yes
My ex girlfriend fucked me from time to time, but she also cheated on me and left me for him
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>>36081909
it would make the hate subside for a while
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I don't hate women though, I just hate cunts, and both men and women can be cunts.
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What is the first answer that comes to your mind:
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Do you deserve to be happy?
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>>36081800
No. But I hope I do in the process of helping others
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>>36081800
First answer: Every human deserves to be happy.
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>>36081824
Why do we deserve to be happy?
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So why are you not in the military right now?
We can help you fix your life.
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>>36081743
Because a true robot couldn't get in if he tried.
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>>36081743
What is it even like? How much does it help with college?
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>>36081743
Not sure massacring innocent brown people in the middle East is going to improve me in any way. Not that they would ever take me either.
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Alrighty guys rate my oc waifu i commisioned and post yours for rating.
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wouldnotmarry/10
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>>36081819
Fuck you she's sexy
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>>36081718
Sauce? I wanna find more
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Eyyyy my dudes it's PAYDAY! The most wonderful time of the week!
Post those balances ASAP
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Not really liquid though..
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>>36081717
>still a virgin
LOL
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>>36081737
My wife would assure you otherwise.
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so did world war 3 unofficially start today?
is there a non autistic explanation to what is happening, i dont care enough about my country to research
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Trump striked Syria in an attempt to put an end to ISIS (and also to show support towards Israel). War will happen if Syria retaliates.
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>>36081670
what happens if russia retaliates?
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>>36081629
>so did world war 3 unofficially start today?
No. We (US) sent some missiles and blew up an airfield that was source of chemical attack, we warned russia ahead of time.
>negative consequences
Bluster, russia is regional power and won't start a shooting war with nato over syria. Maybe they'll hack us more or something.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=libL9end9yw
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>>36081588
Hwut
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>>36081588
>those recommended videos
lmao you failed normie go watch your big sports game
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>>36081619
I have no idea why those are there. I never watch sports on youtube. ELO's Twilight is the only vid I've seen. And that's because of the Daicon openings.
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>be a sperg feeling cursed by his condition
>start studying genetics hoping to find answers and better understand spergdom
>after amassing considerable knowledge in the field decide to become a nazi eugenist and find a cure for iceberg
>enlist to prestigious genetics University
>after years of asidious study and learning finally get PhD
>start working at prestigious gene lab
>after 12 years of research, experimentation and mixed succes finally find cure for iceberg
>test on self
>success
>without iceberg become a normie
>all knowledge and previous interests are now lost
>lose life long research notes
>lose job
>unable to cope with the plights of the normie
>fall in depression
>commit sudoku
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Hey tutorial heads!
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>>36081522
what is iceberg
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A floating mountain of ice
tfw no bf to cuddle while to nukes fly.
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>tfw no one to lay their head on my chest as we watch the nukes brighting up the horizon
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>>36081513
tfw no bf to cuddle while nude
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>>36081513
>tfw no girl(female) to cuddle in the last moments before our bodies are atomized together
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My mom found this image on my computer
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How do I explain it. I can't go to therapy again.
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wtf
(orgengano)
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>>36081466
Tbh kys it's the only way to escape the shame
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Just tell her it's a goof picture you sent to a friend.
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What was the best year of your pathetic life? Say how old you were as well pls.
For me, 2005 and I was 9. It all went downhill after that.
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>>36081356
I think the best year for me was when I was like 4 or 5. Its been downhill from there.
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>>36081356
2014, I was 17.
I'd do anything to relive that entire year again.
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2012 and grade 6 i think. I had just been shot down by my crush of 3 years and the kid who used to bully me had kicked me in the face. i remember that being a really good year, and after that nothing felt real anymore
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r9k I need your advice. There is a girl I work with (inb4 normie get out) who is qt. I want her to be my gf but I don't know how to talk to her. We've talked about some basic stuff like spring break and work, but I don't know how to move on. As autistic as you guys can be, you have courage. How do I gain autism courage but not be autistic, I just want this qt3.14gf
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Ask her about herself, family, brothers, sisters etc. Throw out you saw a film, have you seen it? What did you think of it? Quote a good line from the movie. That can lead to her quoting a line, now you have a basis for an on going quote joke banter thing.
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>>36082453
too straight forward, you realize you are asking a sperg to ask about her family straight up? you may need to ease into that questions. 2nd, playing meme games with this girl isnt going to win her, just her attention. you may need to start slower my friend.
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>>36081352
I have no idea maybe invite her to get coffee/lunch and hope you can talk well
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Ok so I was talking to agirl (female)in my uni class and whilst I was speaking she started to bite her lip.
Do girls bite their lips for any other reason other than flirting? Surely if it's universally understood to be a sign of flirting girls would be conscious of what they do with their lips whilst talking to guys....or not?
We were doing a group task and she drew a smiley face on my paper and also poked me with a pen holy fuck it sounds like i'm 12
I'm not 12 she's not 12 we are both in our mid 20s
What the fuck does it matter anyway i'm way too petrified of rejection to ask her out fuck you guys fuck
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>>36081333
She wants you dude
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I've never seen any girl bite her lip so...
You could try, don't be like me. I probably had chances with 8 or 9 girls and chickened out
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She wants it SHE WANTS IT OP GIVE IT TO HER