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>"Congratulations anon! You got the job! We'll just need you to work your hardest for 9 hours straight with a 30 minute break and never get distracted."
>"Unless of course you like to chat. In which case you only have to be productive for 30 minutes and will likely be promoted to management within a week"
I'm starting to wonder of this work thing is for us guys.
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Read some comp science books and be your own boss.
Work is hell if you aren't a normie.
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or you can be the overnight security guard and play vidya all night long, that is the robot job of choice if you have no expenses
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>>36580892
if you're working with fellow robots it's not too bad.
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I'm a white guy somewhat under 5'10". How do I get laid for no or very little money??
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>>36580662
Grow another inch or two.
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>>36580662
get a gf
>its free
kekekekkekek
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>>36580662
stop buying into "i need to be 6'2+ to get laid" idea first and foremost
then leave this board
then slowly rebuild your self confidence
the rest will fall into place
this is also advice for anyone reading especially if mad after reading
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>Your friends are going out to raves and huge Hollywood parties while you sit and rot
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>You sit and rot while humanity is approaching a technological apex and WW3.
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>>36580656
jokes on you m8
i have no friends
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>>36580679
dude only virgin nerds care about that shit
I just wish I was a rich Chad
Is it autismo to wear combat boots in summer?
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>>36580642
Yes, it is autistic to wear combat boots in the summer.
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>>36580691
Is it weird to have long hair and wear a beenie all summer?
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>>36580642
I'm a pipe welder and I wear steel toed boots everywhere I go regardless of season, but they're just basic black boots usually with jeans and a t shirt
As far as combat boots are concerned: >>36580691
This desu
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are freckles beta?
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no they are subby as fuck though, it means your a cockslut regardless of gender
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I'm a female and I have a small amount of freckles near between my cheek and nose. From sun damage. I'm pretty beta.
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>>36580636
no but you're absolutely fucking retarded and there is no cure
Anonymous
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Make a vocaroo or clypit saying what's on your mind. Or just tell us your favorite color.
Let's do this robots.
http://vocaroo.com/
https://clyp.it/
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my voice is too ugly or i'd do it. my favorite color is RED>
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bump cmon dammit
origl
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fsmBAVqkI2
Have some pasta
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>tfw liberal professor snaps and goes on a racist tirade
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>>36580610
What triggered it? I know one women's studies professor who went apeshit on this black girl who said, "I don't think white people should be allowed to criticize black women's sexuality."
It's weird at first, but it's pretty funny to know that even hardcore liberals have a limit to how much bullshit they can handle.
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Where we at with the libcucks these days. Just got out of jail.
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>>36580610
>Liberal
Yep, there's the problem. Libs are just trendy virtue signallers and even the rest of the left hates them. Real comrades actually give a fuck about equality.
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>My gf fingered my ass while sucking my balls and jerking me off and I enjoyed it
Am I homosex?
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>>36580571
>receiving oral sex
>has object inserted in anus
Yes, you are gay.
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>>36580571
yeah pretty much
fucking faggot
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>>36580605
Yass queen yasss
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You're having a good time
But that won't last
Your mind's all full of things
You're living too fast
Your mind is full of pleasure
Your body's looking ill
To you it's shallow leisure
So drop the doctors pill
From life you escape
Reality's that way
Colours in your mind
Satisfy your time
Now you know the scene
Your skin starts turning green
Your eyes no longer seeing
Life's reality
Whatcha gonna do?
Time's caught up with you
Now you wait your turn
You know there's no return
Push the knife in,
Face death's sickly grin
Holes are in your skin,
Caused by deadly pin
Head starts spinning around
You fall down to the ground
Feel your body heave
Death's hands starts to weave
It's too late to turn
You don't want to learn
Price of life you cry
Now you're gonna die
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>>36580551
Hi how are you?
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>>36580616
Not too well desu. That poems about my schizophrenia
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>>36580643
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
Origami
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Why are white boys so weak?
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>>36580488
same reason why blacks are violent criminals: genetics
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>>36580488
The adequately sized weiners slow them down.
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How many times a day are the shills going to post this shit?
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Can you buy a firearm if you've been admitted to the mental health department of a hospital for a week?
burger
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of course you can, just go to a gun show or something
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Nope. They check for that sorta shit. It's a real bummer ain't it?
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>>36580482
At gun shows you dont have to do ahit just go in and buy a gun.
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>Someone from your past reaches out to you and contacts you
I never asked for this. WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY TALKING TO ME
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>>36580444
they want to connect with you :(
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>>36580469
Well it's giving me anxiety. And I don't know what to do or how to respond. It's pissing me off. Why can't they just leave me alone?
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>>36580506
i mean, they will leave u alone if u dont respond
but do u really want to be left alone?
im sure they will take whatever you have to say if they are contacting you
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who here /endoftheroad/?
you can only post ITT if you have zero options left and are at the brink
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Should we just mass suicide like /jp/ did back in the day?
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>>36580475
lmao i never knew this happened. surely you have an epic infograph of the thread it all went down in
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>>36580438
You and your platoon are not being chased down by the enemy cav unit.
You are not in middle of arctic forest with no clothes or food.
You do not owe outstanding gambling debt to the mob.
Uz jussa bitch.
Anyway I'm getting admitted myself. Failing that I'm going to vandalize shit or beat people up until I get admitted.
I just have to wake up on time to make it to psychiatrist. Late 2 months now and it's 333 in the morning so....friday I hope
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Pick your poison, ladderinos:
Option A:
>You have a cute, shy, NEET girl friend who stays in all day and plays vidya, watches anime, draws etc with you. You are her only friend and she loves you. She loves cuddling with you and will give you all the affection you could ever want, and will even be comfortable being casually nude in front of you. However, she has no sex drive and will never have sex with you, succ you, etc. If you ever attempt to do so, you will break her trust and cause her to fall into a deep depression. The farthest you could ever go would be mutual masturbation, but that would take a lot trust to be built first, and would only happen like twice a year. Pic related is your NEET gf.
Option B:
Same as the above, but with a boy. Said boy will have as feminine a voice, body and face as possible, and a feminine penis too. However, unlike the girl, the boy has an extreme sex drive and will do anything with you whenever you want it.
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>>36580420
>Feminine penis
This
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>>36580420
DO NOT REPLY, THIS IS BRAINWASHING
YOU ARE A STRAIGHT HEALTHY MAN
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I'd pick B, then beat the fuck out of him and throw him onto the street
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Isn't porn just a form of cuckery?
You're sitting there diddling yourself, and watching some other muscular guy getting his dick sucked and fucking some other girl, and you wish you were that guy.
hhmmm
really makes you think
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>>36580408
Real men watch lesbian porn or female masturbation
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>>36580408
quit projecting boi. I like watching amateur and they're 99% fatasses with small dicks who have hot girlfriends(escorts) that have arousing techniques
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>>36580451
>I like watching amateur and they're 99% fatasses with small dicks
i guess youre right. since youre self inserting its not really cuckery.