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How can I start spitting the truth?

Clean up your roof
Orchestrate yourself

>>37099309
>spits you a beat
AIGHT, YO, TAKE IT ANON

What was your dream
What were you crying about

>>37099379
I had a dream I was Ayas friend.

But when I woke up I remembered one of his friends attacking me in some thread. And I couldn't stop crying.

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>>37099413
So the same old same old, huh
Just another day in the life of Rem

>>37099132
>nature breeding out the weak to make sure only loud, stupid people make more loud stupid people
yes.

people SERIOUSLY think this hasn't been going on since the dawn of man?

>>37099132

>garbage tier women reproducing still

no

>coworkers know your name and what your job is there
>but nothing else
I've never said anything to them that wasn't directly work related

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>staff room break
>stacy is telling the story of which chad of the week fucked her with his 12 inch thunderdong today while her orbiters nod appreciatively
>tfw reading my kindle in the corner and drinking really shitty coffee while contemplating their pointless lives like an ant under a magnifying glass

>>37098957
I know that feel.
>Everyone thinks I'm weird
>Keep hearing them talk about me behind my back
>Get promoted
>Get given a load of those same fucks as underlings
>Be the most difficult boss they've ever had

It's not as satisfying as it sounds, but it really is satisfying.

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I like this version of Kakyoin better

>>37098988
nice dubs anon!

koichhi is best kakyoin

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>>37098942
Shine! Kaaakyoiin!

>>37098824
I'll be ur bf anon what's ur kik

I'm far more normie now than when I first started using /r9k/ in 2014. But still, women on 4chan don't like guys like me, they want Chad or some nerd-Chad or otherwise 'damaged and mysterious' Chad. I'm not complaining, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't lead guys on. It's dishonest, you cunt.

>>37098824
>understands
>loves
You can either love women or understand them. That being said, autismos have the least tolerance for emotional baggage and would rather be alone than suffer through endless crying bitching and whining.

>>37098720
I've heard they don't feel as good as they look

>>37098720
>tfw used to be obsessed with getting footjobs
>now im the one giving them

>>37098752
>now im the one giving them

explain yourself

>feminist found the trump supporter

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>mummy may found the plans to seize the means of production

>>37099759
its a gud mannyfesto tho srsly

>>37098615
Stop using him as a mouthpiece you fucking piece of trash.

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>>37098615
what do i replace my internet addiction with? My only friend is black and I dont want to hang out with him anymore because i turned into a nazi this winter

>>37098615
literally my parents

and im 19

wat do

>>37098415
I took three of these once and I thought my heart was going to explode.

>>37098464
That's the only downside. A cardiac arrest is painful but it's worth it. Just got to make sure you are in the middle of nowhere or home alone.

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Have to wait until my life insurance for suicide finally comes into effect, m8. Besides, I think caffeine overdose wouldn't be a reliable method. Death is something you don't want to fuck up.

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i have no sex drive, hate people and am ugly as hell as well

>>37098209
Nobody likes you. Fuck off whore.

>>37098178
>clover-chan
LMAO that brings me back

>>37098156
No
>Hispanic chick

>>37098156
Fuck off, why don't you go spam this cancer on /bant/

They're just like any other race of slut: they want chad.

>>37098156
>inb4 OkCupid chart that shows how all women want that BWC

stop being a faggot and go play some dark souls

>>37098085
Va-11 Hall-A

I've heard it's a game that's of the highest tier of comfy you can imagine.

>>37098243
i died lmaO NIGGA!

>>37097874
Late Millennial, although my older sisters had been into stuff from the early 90s so I grew up around some of it too. first game console was a gamecube

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>>37097874
84 here

I saw it all

>>37097874
Hm. Surprisingly enough i dabble in a bir of everything.
Mainly gen z though

>>37097805
I hate you

Kill yourself

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>>37097805
Sure.
I love you, even if you're pretending to be a female to get people to say that

>>37097805
Not a robot but I love you I guess?