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>>39273396
dramafags and showfags were always insufferable and gay.

>>39273411
True, but this shitshow gave them an inflated ego.

>>39273396
i remember when it was really popular and everyone was talking about it so i watched one episode and all that i can remember is that it was really bad

girls like that and will tell their friends you are a great person for letting you do it, anyone who tells you girls will lose respect for you are lying
>source, am a girl

>>39273377
>let ex sit on my face
>she didn't seem to like it particularly much
>even in 69, doesn't want to be on top
>likes being eaten out but isn't all that crazy about it
>explicitly says she likes me on top of her like that
>lets me perform irrumatio on her regularly while she lies back comfortably on the pillow and I'm basically straddling her face
>she actually seems grateful for this for some reason and smiles a lot about it
>grabs my ass and makes me facefuck her harder when she gives blowjobs
>always tells me to dial it back on the clit and seems to need penetration to cum

Girls are a paradox.

Coil ape of naples

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>>39273553
thank you fren if you ever need help with something just ask me

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>>39273630
No problemo Jose

>>39273215
The beta uprisings worst enemy is the shining sun.

35 is probably the latest you should wait for things to get better.

>>39273146
Worth waiting though? On one hand I'm young and have lots of opportunities, really doing fine in a lot of tangible ways. On the other hand I wonder whether the feeling of inadequacy and constant regret really goes away or if that's just part of life.

lmao dude you could've been born as bacteria or a bug or some stupid shit like that however you somehow decided to be a human enjoying life qq

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>>39273116
2 days in here, just relapsed on a 40+ streak a week ago, feels like shit.

I noticed a huge improvement in my attitude and barely any brainfog at all during the streak.

it will be what you make of it. madness is just about the best thing you can do, and demons are the most loving things out there, if you are willing to get over taking things you have not properly defined seriously you will have just about the best life you can have. be a daemon, there is no need for fear. madness is bliss. and it doesnt have to do with an inability to articulate what you perceive, just with an inability to see a linear correlation. you are always new, just be yourself motherfucker. maybe you are just a failure. you choose.

>>39273104
The grass is too colorful and the sky isn't as dreary.

can confirm my dorm is expensive

rent is like $6000 a semester

Normal levels of dopamine.

People in incredibly underdeveloped African villages sit around drinking moonshine out of gas cans and they're happier than suburban white kids spending all day in their room.

>>39273229
This

I used to do a lot of MDMA. It depletes your dopamine/serotonin and what not and it literally made me feel suicidal for no reason at all. It's all about them chemicals in your head.

>>39273229
this, get your shit regulated via forcing yourself to do good shit for your body and brain for long enough and eventually you will level out

>>39273025
Those numbers are feasible for the average college female career. In fact thats the range of it and below or above that range is unusual.

>>39273025
It's honestly all in the past. I'll always love her no matter how many dicks she's had since I'll be her last. I even let her fuck other men while I watch. That's how secure I am. You may fuck my gf, but I'll be the one to love her and always pick her up when she's down. You kids could learn a thing or two about empathy and even get a gf yourself if you don't let these silly memes cloud your brain. I'm here for you guys.