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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1seI-XvS4uE

are all indonesian boys super cute and cool???

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Are you ready to leave the life of a robot and transcend past normie-dom to become a Chad and save Western Civilization?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xf4urgGANQ

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>tfw if I'm alone for more than an hour I start drinking/using misc. drugs

How do I get hobbies again?

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Thread for fagbots and fembots to share our slutty experiences

I drank three homeless guys' piss in the last week

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>be me
>24 y/o male
>6 foot 6, 205
>objectively good looking, with dark hair and light blue eyes, strongish jawline, groomed face
>very athletic build, playing basketball 2/3 of my life
>kissless virgin with no prospect of that ever changing

I'm the ultimate robot, maggots
Bow down to your ultron!

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If you could get away with sending 1 person poop in the mail, who would you choose and why?

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>chilling with mutual friend
>he plays 20 minutes worth of music
>i soak it in and appreciate
>i put on my first song
>he talks the whole way through

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>tfw I won't stop watching porn

It's been so long and I won't quit. I feel terrible

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Are armpits the most patrician fetish?

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4chan is for normals. 4chan is the superior way to socialize online.

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The Dawkins Delusion

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i actually really like fast food salads

they're all i eat for when i eat out now

fast food salads are pretty good. i was surprised.

every restaurant will try to throw some weird fusion salad at you

but you can never go wrong with a chicken caesar

and it's like the perfect amount too i'm always satisfied afterwards

a lot of people will tell you the dressing is how they "get you"

but when i put the whole packet in, and shake up the bowl to get an even coating

most of it ends up on the container, plus i really don't think it's that much

idk i think they would be a good alternative or a way to trick your self if you're tying to loose weight or eat a bit healthier

simply waiting in the fast food line up and getting it in the bag kind of satisfies the fat ass part of the brain in some capacity

and honestly the taste is spot on, like in a chicken caesar, the chicken is what makes it filling and they always put the right amount in

and if you get the option of grilled or crispy (breaded) go for the grilled, still seasoned well and tasty

regardless of how bad a grilled seasoned chicken breast and a few table spoons of dressing can be i'm sure it doesn't even come close to the unhealthy aspects that a simple full sized burger and fries does.

anyways that's my ramblings of fast food salads. please share your thoughts

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>your grade for this assignment is 67/100

I'm such a fucking brainlet
Who else is /brainlet/ here
pretty sure my IQ is like sub 90

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this board needs more college thread

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>tfw asexual
Who else knows this feel and knows it sucks because it means youre 5everalone cause all girls need dick