>it's another "my parents show pictures of all of their fun times and tell me crazy stories about their amazing lives while i did nothing with my life" episode again
>ywn be a 9 foot tall, red skinned, 6 fingered giant who conquers the elvish empire and has a cute blonde elf trap as a sex slave who likes being used and abused
>>39278820
>ywn a cyberpunk detective in the noir mega city of la, solving fucked up murders before uncovering a government conspiracy
>screwed out of powerball AGAIN
This is fucking bullshit. I can't get a real job, I needed that money!
>tfw realise I'm not a genius but an idiot savant
What's your superpower, OP?
Sleep apnea makes me want to fucking die. I have no way of treating it and it totally ruins my quality of life.
>exhausted all day
>struggle to wake up
>severe brainfog
>lowered testosterone
>fucks up your lifting gains
I'm not overweight, so losing weight won't fix it; I lost 20 lbs anyway just to see and now I'm just borderline skellymode with sleep apnea. CPAP doesn't help because my body never adjusts to it and takes it off once I fall asleep. I even had my tonsils and adenoids removed because they would swell up and block my airways. Nothing has done me any good. The mouthguards and Provent alternatives are apparently a scam, and if you get surgery the problem comes back after about a month. I absolutely despise my body
"Thanks for the doritos and mountain dew anon! You're such a nice guy!"
>>39278632
what the fuck get out of my house you fat roastie stop eating my fucking snacks
>>39278632
>Doritos and mountain dew
>literal corn syrup juice with corn meal crisps covered in corn byproduct powder
Corn is for fattening up the pigs in autumn, no wonder amerilards are the way they are...
>want to make thread or reply to thread about details of my life
>worried my online friends who browse r9k will recognise me
>delete paragraphs
>continue lurking or close tab/s out of shame
>>39278610
why care tho? unless you have something to hide from them
>>39278627
It's because it's shockingly sad and disgusting. I wouldn't care usually because they're online but I actually meet some of these people and go pub with them from time to time
>>39278675
Are you good friends any of them or they are just people you sometimes talk to? Have you told them anything about these details or do you want to?
I just bought 400 euros in bitcoins, when will I be a millionaire?sorry for the pic
>>39278604
You'll be a millionaire when that whore loses 600 pounds.
I shall post a picture of Zelda every day.
Day 13.
I've stood up long periods of time for so much that when i try to stand up for more than 15-20 hours I start to have serious fever and diarrhea. I'm just curious if anyone knows what irreversible damage I did to my body.
And by staying up, I mean staying awake, I'm sorry I just woke up form not sleeping for like 1 day
"Thanks for the peanut butter, Anon! You're such a nice guy!"
>>39278519
That's not peanut butter, it's pee nut butter. Enjoy
>>39278555
Pee AND nut?
I have cucked another man.
The look on the cucked man's face while I plow into the womb of his gf makes my boner hard for ages. Her screams of pleasure that solidify me as the superior male are like music to my ears.
Do I have some dormant mental issue? Am I too obsessed with dominance?
>>39278506
you're fine my bro. stay on this side of the line and you're going to be just fine. either rule or get ruled over, apparently we've both made the same call. fuck the rest
Essay: Why Nerd are Unpopular
http://www.paulgraham.com/nerds.html
>>39278411
Thanks, that helped :(
This is a server it's horrible please join MVvgQXj also discord thread I guess.
Shut up alai
>>39278582
>Shut up alai
no u
>Watch porn where a big Chad fucks a blonde bimbo Stacey
>Imagine that the Chad is me in the future
Anyone else do this?
REEEEEEEEEE WHY CAN'T I BE CHAD