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>caring about 3d
naze desuka?

>>37636720
>she posts pictures with another guy
Nigga you don't know pain until she has a kid with another guy she was cheating on you with

>>37637022
thankfully i didn't get cheated on, i would've been destroyed.

im sorry if that happened to you senpai

Teeth
Ears
Nose
And you're all fat.

>>37636651
W-wait, where am I? Why am I outside? Did you drug me?

I rubbed a dead fish all over an ouija board once

>>37636636

I agree /x/ is full of edgy spoopy teens obsessed with fake cringy creepy pastas. Half of them don't even believe in ghosts and they reeeee when you suggest youve experienced something unusual.

fuck you if you don't believe in this stuff. jesus produced miracles out of massive faith or something. there are obviously ayylmaos and they are watching us it would be weirder if they weren't no? they don't reveal themselves because they are kind and don't want us to worship them. they are in fact advancing our technologies too. I dunno. ask me something specific and i might be interested in answering. also check out the urantia book and neale donald walsch.

>>37636561
I've devolved to being unable to get hard unless it's hentai.

2D is literally all I can fap to.

>>37636561
Jerk it to a lot if things, but I just can't to anal personally. Idk to me if you want anal, might as well fuck a dude. I want to fuck women, so pussy is what I want. Though granted the same argument can be made of oral, and I enjoy that greatly. So that's just me I suppose.

>>37636561
Have you ever considered that this is because you possess a latent desire to get fucked in the ass?

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>>37636551
>despite being reasonably intelligent?

maybe you behave like a retard because you're a retard

>>37636551
You might be retarded in some ways but really clever in others.

Probably because you're a fucking retard and youre just too narcissistic to think you're not intelligent.

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>wall street gets drone'd into oblivion
>state-issued bussy laws enacted, twinks are conscripted into the bussy act
>women are turned into breeding sows and put in insemination camps
>wh*tes are injected with melanin, rich wh*tes are executed on the spot
>state-issued weed
>beer put into water fountains
>caribbeans invaded so every American can have a free summer home

>>37636517
Unless lived in a rural area be kind if shit. Work terrible hours, catch a whole number of deadly illnesses, get paid shit. I'm not usually one to shit on the past because I tend to view it all with rose tinted glasses, but Industrial Revolution was kind of a rough era if you lived in the city. Though granted it was neat as fuck, and fascinating time to be alive I'm sure.

>>37636517
Dangerous work, long hours. low pay, poisonous chemicals, bad for health.

Occupational safety and health (osha) wasnt a thing back then to protect workers from harm or compensation from harmful work

>>37636490
not happening in this lifespam, maybe in next

I already accepted the fact that I missed out.

married to what exactly

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THE KEYS GO INTO THE SLOT WHERE THEY BELONG
THE KEYS GO INTO THE SLOT WHERE THEY BELONG
NO YOU CAN'T DO IT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO YOU WERE BORN IN THE WRONG PLACE
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BANE BANE BANE BANE

>>37636401

I'm trying so hard with coke, 4 days without then bam, i drank just a little for the anxiety.

I'm eating tuna and drinking a lot of water.

god, i fucking hate being fat and manlet, no girl takes you seriously, no girl has a sexual drive for you.

I blame myself everyday for getting at this point in my life. I'm gonna lose weight full of hate.

goddammit.

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>caved in and had a piece of cake

ffs...

Does she have money? If not, you're pretty much fucked when she dies.

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>>37636394

i wish i had macawoni and cheese

>>37636407
I think shes got plenty. Although it would go to the mother of me. I don't necessarily care for money. I have a feeling deep down in my tendie that I'm gonna be the next John Nash.

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>>37636363
>Anyone relate?
I'm sure many relate op

The clown is a jungian idea. To spill the harsh truth of the world without many repercussions. Only the jester can mock the king

It grows more likely by the day.

>>37636333
I hate trump but the idea of Pence is even worse. He's just as batshit crazy but can present himself as normal

>>37637087
yeah but at least people wouldn't talk about him fucking non-stop like they do with tr*mp.