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Change is what alot of you want.
Well I can tell you that its going to suck.
Growth of mind or body only comes when your unconfortable. Lose your shit.
Yell at strangers in the street, most of the shit your afraid to do has like minor repercussions.
Call random people Nigger. Then read a book by Neil Strauss called Rules of the Game reread that bitch do whats in the book.
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discord spam thread
i dont have a discord
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FF7Cf2G bretty comfy discord here
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>>37692992
>facebook with voice chat

Discord is for normie faggots and faggots on here that just want "muh ban power"

GET OUT
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DQz2dmx
pretty comf

>>37693360
nigga it beats being entirely alone

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>girl tries to flirt with me
>make blatantly disgusted face and say "uhhh sorry but no..." even though I'm 100% attracted to her
who here /literally satan/?
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fuck I used to do this all the time, makes me cringe looking back

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>all former classmates from high school already got gf or lost their virginities
>I'm sitting there being a neet and playing video games
>even the guy everyone used to laugh at for being ugly / weird got a gf

What are you supposed to do in this situation
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your a genius who knew a gf isn't good to own one
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>>37692921
kill yourself in the most original manner
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>>37692951
Unironically this

There used to be times I would be sad and just want a gf and all basic shit like that, you guys know that

I don't know at what point it started but these days I just don't care or want one, I mean I would fuck one if I had a chance but I have lost desire to be in any relationships or anything like that, and i despise women, it seems all of them just are bitches I despise, I mean all I can see in them anymore is their looks and their pussy, they cant offer anything else

I don't know what happened to me but god do I despise real women these days, and I do not desire to be in a relationship. Am I in denial or what but I have no interest in them, but I am not happy either. But women are not the answer, I understand now why some people say 2D > 3D

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>go to park
>see boy and girl playing
>get depressed and go home

those kids had more happiness today than i have my entire life.
just imagining being able to spend your childhood growing up and bonding with another person makes me want to die.
instead i have only had superficial temporary relationships where i barely talked to them and no one has ever made effort to interact when we weren't put together by circumstance, leaving me a friendless KHV.
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>>37692720
I know it hurts, even i used to play with girls when i was a little boy they were just like friends but that was before they gave me the autism vaccine

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Ever since my best friend lost his virginity seeing a penis penetrate a vagina in porn just depresses me... What do Robots?
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Stop watching porn
seriously, stop it
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>>37692901
But im also a /b/tard, it's impossible to not watch porn while being a /b/tard.
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>>37692698
penetrative anal sex exclusively

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http://the-egs.wikia.com/wiki/Andrew_Blaze
this is going to be us someday :(
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Sigh. One can only hope. :(
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this is the face of fuckuptery

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>a girl for the first time in my life could not stop staring at me while I was in line at the supermarket
>she legitimately did not turn her head to look away for like 2 minutes
>she bought the same gum pack that I did after I placed mine on the conveyor
>she was like a freaking eight year old

Fucking why. Why don't girls my age look at me.
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>>37692634
Its probably because ur a QT you know tween crushes on soft looking guys

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Anybody else how sterile normies have become with their entertainment? They haven't the slightest problem with referring to any sort of media as "content" and any artist (whether skilled of not) as a "content creator". Besides this, they will list stuff by pure numbers, like "oh look, Star Wars 8 is coming soon, better watch it like every other one which I will watch unconditionally since I am a slave"
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This seems crazy, but hello everyone, I'm looking for my older brother. He ran away a year ago, and I haven't been able to find him since. His name is Calvin, but we called him Cayde.

(1/2)

Cayde, I don't know what else to do. Where are you? you're not on any social media, you haven't contacted me or Jasmine in the last year. I reached out to Jaden and he said you were an active member of this community a few years ago. I don't know if you're on here, but I don't know how else to reach you.

I just wanted to let you know that dad is dead. He died last month. The doctors said his heart was too weak, it had the consistency of a rotten tomato. His liver was so hardened, it resembled the lead weight in his heart. It was the alcohol that eventually did him in. You won, so congratulations. I know you and dad didn't get along because of how he handled mom's death. I know you hate me too because I didn't take life as seriously as you did. (I should've listened to you) But you can now wear that prideful and smug face, as you waltz around the campus of UW, telling the horrific story of your childhood - our childhood. The only difference is that the grief from mom's death gave you a sense of purpose, giving your story a happy ending; the grief buried me in a sea of complacency and apathy, giving my story a sad ending; the grief buried dad in a sea of depression, giving his story a swift end.
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I know you aren't much for apologies, so I'll get to the point: dad left letters behind, letters to himself. Letters containing his inner thoughts. I didn't shed a single tear at his funeral, but when I read his letters, the weight of apathy and complacency was suddenly lifted, and the tears couldn't stop. He wrote about us, he wrote about how much of a shitty father he was, he wrote about the day the phone suddenly cut off with his last conversation with mom, he wrote about the day I dropped out of high school, he wrote about how proud he was when you were the first of our family who landed a partial ride to UW. I just wanted to let you know he did love you and regretted being a terrible father.

You won Calvin. I won't search for you anymore. Dad is dead. I'm in some dead end job at the New York Times where I know I'll be blowing my brains out soon. I'm almost certain Jasmine got fired from a call center the other day too, and will meet a similar fate as dad if she keeps up the drinking.

I know it sounds corny, but maybe it's for the best you're the one who carries on the genetics of this cursed family.
I loved you, bro.

Good luck in college.
Christian
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This is sad, I hope it's bait. Good luck though OP.
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MAYBE IF YOU POST ACTUAL PROOF WE WILL TRUST YOU BITCH.

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Does rape culture forbid me from violating a piece of boipucci?
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Why does r9k hate white people so much?
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uh oh....STINKY!!
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UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :))))))):):)
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POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD
OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE
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Please go to >>>/s4s/
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best thread all day
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>>37692336
this thread is unironic ironic art
it is both at once
truly we are witnessing something great and important in this thread
op is a genius

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>all windows and doors closed
>there is wind in the house
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>>37692331

its a ghost op time to burn the house down
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>>37692331
>have washed my hands 12 times already
>still feel the need to wash them once more

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>elevator out of service
>walk back to car and call in sick
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>>37692288
>can get a job
>can drive a car
>can't walk up stairs
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>you will never date that soft spoken pale qt blonde and live together near the woods and have bonfires and cookouts together
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>>37692288
>ywn have a gf that can't make it up the stairs like OP

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