Daily reminder your looksmatch is getting boned by chad right now and you're a virgin loser
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>>37960848
No idea who that is, I'm not a virgin but sure am a loser.
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tfw no 10/10 ashley gf
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You're right about everything except I'm not a virgin.
Why do boys get so much pleasure from playing with their butt?
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Why is everyone on this board so fucking gay
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>>37960840
The prostate
>>37960981
I'm straight, just like women who massage my prostate.
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>>37960981
They're prison gay. That's literally all it is. Woman reject them and see that homosexuality is an easier route. Either that or their view of women is that it's easier being them so they become traps or trannies.
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If you had to choose one to fuck, which?
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Right. Blacks are only attractive to me when they are thicc
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>both don't have a dick
Gay thread
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niga niga niga
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What do people do as adults? Is working, drinking, and sex the only things available to adult life? I don't want to do any of that shit, but I also can't get into kids shit like I used to. I'm not tired of being a manchild for any image related reasons, but none of that shit is marketed to me anymore and I simply no longer enjoy it.
Back when I had a job, my boss told me that interests change as you got older, but he didn't go into detail at all. I assume he simply meant the aforementioned activities. I'm tired of my interests revolving around concepts other people made simply for profit and normalfags are invading all that shit anyway. It's just not fun anymore.
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Well, I guess I'm just fucked.
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>>37960764
I haven't watched adventure time in years.
does he really say normies?
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>>37961881
Yeah, but he's talking about non-magical people because he lost his powers and doesn't know what to do as a normal person.
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NEET Feminazation for private video - Questions 2017-06-25 11:15:47 Post No.37960741
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NEET Feminazation for private video - Questions
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There is a 22 year old NEET living two doors down from me. "Average", I guess, as far as NEETs go, except that he's fit and clearly has good hygiene.
Probably gay, as he blushed the one time I introduced myself and cannot maintain eye contact whenever we pass.
How do you think he'd react to a blunt offer to make a feminization sex video with me?
Almost a documentary. From beginning to finished "product", including first bj, some verbal humiliation, and some scripted lines for certain scenarios.
Would the average, homebound, NEET here take me up on it?
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Is he feminine and cute? If not, don't waste your time on an abomination.
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Bump with general theme of what I'm thinking.
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>>37960741
I don't understand, for you to feminize him or him to feminize you?
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How do I be friend with girls?
At this point I don't even care about relationships I just want to be friends with a cutie.
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>>37960583
Overrated trash. Just go drink Mtn Dew with your friends and have a LAN party. Much more blast than chit chatting with gurlZ
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What gives you the idea that I know how to accomplish this task?
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>>37960583
You cant be freinds with girls. You'll develope feelings. For the most part, men and women can not be freinds. Too many emotions for it to work
Femanon here btw
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Women of /r9k/: if you caught your son trying on your sexy clothes and/or wearing your makeup, how would you react?
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i would teach him how to suck a pee pee
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>>37960571
I'd suck his dick to turn him straight
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>>37960571
wow the puffy vulva on this chick
who is this girl OP? sauce?
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>get new co-worker
>cute, petite
>we chit chat a bit
>bummed her a cigarette
>friday both at work
>hear her mention her "boyfriend"
>no longer pay any attention to her
>don't bum her cigarettes
>all I say to her is " hi'" and "have a good night"
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you did the right thing unless she's actually an interesting person (doubtful)
if she is it might be worthwhile to be her friend, having woman friends can help even the most cucked of betas
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>>37960533
She might have some cute single friends she might be willing to hook you up with if she thinks you're a halfway decent guy.
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>>37960671
It's not the 90s any more, they all have Tinder to do that for them.
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TFW no average SoCal GF with blonde hair
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>>37960426
I don't think that's her normal hair color
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Literal Stacy who gets BLACKED. Fuck off, normie. I hate these threads because they make fembots think robots like that kind of whore.
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>>37960426
average socal girl is a fat mestizo
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>be me
>asocial as fuck
So in college, there is a girl that goes to some of the classes same as me.
She always sits in the front rows during the lectures, I always sit in the back.
She always turns around and looks at me for a few seconds. This goes on for weeks, months...
At some point I started to develop attraction to her. As time went by, I became so obsessed with her, I was thinking about her all the time. Sometimes I was not even able to focus on stupid stuff like playing games.
At some point I decided that I should go talk to her or something and I was constantly looking for a good moment to do that, but most of the times when I saw her on campus she was always surrounded by her friends and I thought it would be awkward if I went to her like that while they were with her.
So I went on the faculty database of student e-mail adresses what were publicly avaliable on my college's LMS.
I have gone through almost 500 names, that I have chacked on facebook until I have found her fb profile.
So I wrote her a message on facebook and asked if maybe she wanted to meet up somewhere after classes or something...
She replied that she has a boyfriend.
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trust me m8 it will happen many more times in your life
never become obsessed with idolise some cunt you know nothing about, ask out multiple girls, eventually one will say yes
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>>37960412
you tried so hard
and got so far
but in the end, it doesn't even matter
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>>37960412
INDISCRIMINATELY REKT FAGGOT! YOU WENT THROUGH ALL OF THAT TROUBLE AND WASTED ALL OF THAT PRECIOUS TIME WHEN YOU SIMPLY could have went up to her face and talked to her. Hope you learned a lesson there kiddo.
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What the fuck am I supposed to do all day
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>>37960401
>learn photoshop, make OC
>learn vegas or premier, make videos
>go have a look at the vector or minimalism threads on /w/ and /wg/, have a go at trying that
>learn an to play an instrument
>learn to code
>go for a run
>play tennis
>join a tabletop gaming club
there's limitless things you can do, you just need to be motivated
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>>37960401
bodyweight exercises
programming
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>>37960401
Learn to draw cute animu girls
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Ever wonder why you hate fat people?
Basically fat people are literally disgusting.
"...it is suggested that thinner humans have an inbuilt dislike of fat people because of ancient fears that they may be diseased.
Researchers found that the mere sight of someone who is overweight can trigger feelings of disgust and nausea similar to encountering rotten food."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-471711/Scientists-discover-people-dislike-fat-people.html
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>>37960391
>daily fail
fake news
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>>37960391
yeah I already know that, thanks.
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>>37960476
LARD ASS EVERYBODY WE FOUND A LARD ASS OVER HERE
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>Thanks for helping me try on shoes, anon.
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>>37960319
>Maybe anon would like a little reward for being such a good boy?
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>>37960393
some cash would be nice im kinda broke.
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I'd help her try on some bras too. Looks like she needs one.
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>Outside world doesn't feel real at all
>Only feel alive when I'm posting on 4chan or drawing/playing video games
>Feel like I'm living life on a great big, winding rail
>Don't know if this is because I've subconsciously become aware that I'm just a bag of chemicals
What's this called?
I'm not depressed as I can still enjoy playing video games, but nothing feels like it exists. I'm aware that it'll all end someday, but I'm content to just get dragged by external forces.
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>>37960313
pretty sure thats still depression
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>>37960313
>What's this called?
Depersonalization is certainly at least related.
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>>37960313
how do you feel positive from 4chan?
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Anyone else here have anxiety attacks? It's so awful. My stomach gets in a knot,tears start to come up and I just feel like everything in life is fucked.
I hate anxiety so much. I'd rather be depressed for ever than have anxiety attacks every once in a while.
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>>37960274
I've lived with anxiety my entire life.
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Bumped on June 26th.
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>>37960274
>Anxiety
HOW ABOUT STOP BEING A BITCH AND ACTUALLY TRY TO TAME THE FEELING THAT BRINGS YOU DOWN. BECOME MORE IMMERSED IN IT, ACCUSTOM YOURSELF TO THAT KNOT AND TO THE UNCONTROLLABLE TEARS, AND SLOWLY WATCH THE EFFECTS FADE AWAY FAGGOT.