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WinRAWR xD
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Very nice meme anon. Proud of you.
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Danky dank dank!
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have you ever unironically used "RAWR"?

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i like to lie in bed with a pillow under the covers and hug it and pretend that it's isabelle.
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>>38253293

If you had 2 pillows and a latex glove you could hump it
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>>38253308
im fucked already but i dont know if im ready to stoop that low
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You just reminded me of how I used to hug onto a teddy bear and whisper questions to it like "why am I so sad all the time?" late at night when I was 12.

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Now normies are starting to realize how superior white women are.
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redpill me on willies
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>>38253215
>why aren't you sucking one right now

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Game over bros. Met a qt briefly at work a week ago and couldn't stop thinking about her. Been nervous about seeing her again after week. Saw her today and said hi. She said hi back super dismissively and just walked away from me. The dream is over boys. It's a relief though. I'm no longer planning normie things to do and having hopes and feeling nervous about having to do normie things.
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>>38253133
That webm convinced me to get some Guinness soon.

Maybe I'll actually go out to the only Irish bar in my city since the food there rocks too.
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>>38253133
>didn't even down the pint in one
Pathetic.
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Would you kiss her after she ate those food and drank that beer?

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>tfw a 5'2 blocked me on tinder because im 5'6
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>tfw reminded that dylan is gonna die soon
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>>38253107
his mother said that he is virgin and never had gf

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If you know you're going to kill you self eventually anyway, is it better to take the path of least resistance and indulge in maximum materialistic hedonism, or somehow muster the willpower to do something productive with your life even if you know you're going to fail anyway?
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>>38253073
You don't truly know if you are going to end up killing yourself, but maximum materialistic hedonism will make it more likely for sure.

Great image btw, never seen it before.
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Two month ago I would have said that I'd truly kill myself. Now I have a Psychologist and feeling almost normal. I'm empty actually.

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>tfw no elfin bf
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You are so gross.
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>>38253053
Thanks, Doc.

Elfin'!

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Why is this allowed? I wish all women would fuck off to a whore facility so I don't have to see this degeneracy.
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Get over your insecurities and stop blaming society for what has happened to your life. You are also responsible. Do not contribute to elitist, hypersexualized propaganda designed to pit men and women against each other in society
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>>38253028

>be me, pretty qt314
>sperglord autistic dude walks in class
>be gentle to him, and give him an innocent "hi", as I give it to every dude in class every day

then, either:

1) sperglord immediately falls for me and hassless me in every fucking miserable cringey way

or:

2) autismo dude runs away, disappears from my life, and after some years dreaming about me and writing about me on 4chan, eventually gets in touch when I've already been dating so many Chads and am going to marry one, and then eventually kills himself because he couldn't live with me forever

seriously, w.t.f.
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>>38253028
So I should just do what I want right?

And what I want is to be a videogame anime hermit who also enjoys physical fitness who totally ignores women.

I even have an extrovert personality but shitposting fills the void soo good fampai. So fucking good.

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Debating whether or not I should get an escort. Seems risky, also I'm worried I'll sperg out and or not be able to get or maintain a boner from all these years of porn addiction.
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>>38253018
An escort or a prostitute?
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>>38253167
I don't want a crack whore, so i guess escort.
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>>38253183
Depending on the level they're at they won't care. End of the day you're buying their time not their body how you use it doesn't make much of a difference so long as its not creepy or weird and they want you to be happy so you hopefully become a return customer.
Can't get hard? Don't be an ass about it and usually they do their best to make it hard. A prostitute would just tell you to fuck off.

Have you ever REEEE'd at normies IRL, even if silently under your breath? I have.
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under my breath, quite often.
in real life - yes, but only directed at bad drivers whilst in my car. i'm getting quite good at REEEEing, I'm able to go way louder and more high pitched than when I first started out.

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Hey guys, how is everyone doing? I've been going through a lot lately, losing my job, not having what to eat, my bike got stolen and so on.
I've went to several job interviews and they said they'll call me back in a few days, after a few days I called back and asked them about it. They said I was not who were they looking for for the job.
I'm still trying to find a job but it's so hard.
>inb4 firm handshake dad meme
If anyone wants to help me, I would be really grateful and would try to give the money back to everyone as soon as I get my first paycheck.
Paypal: [email protected]
>tfw when is on purpose
Anything would be useful. Thank you so much, guys. God bless!
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You sound like a great guy but I'm not doing well either. I will send you 4 euros though, that's all I can give.
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Bump for poor OP

Coffee appreciation thread 2
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I drink coffee like water and have a pit of infinite darkness for a soul, teehee :3
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>>38252960
The only way to truly appreciate coffee is in silence. Hush.
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>>38252960
Coffee has stopped me from killing myself multiple times.. It's my antidepressant

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>be me
>autistic man
>all my friends are over the internet except one but I dont even see him irl
>have this really nice australian girl that im interested in
>things have gotten a bit heated before, so to speak, but she says shes's trying to cut down on that because she has a boyfriend
>I tell her ok and I'll try whatever, all that trash
>things still get a bit naughty by means of my asking her to *convince* me to do stuff
>she likes the little bit of roleplaying or whatever in it idk
>she eventually sends me stuff in exchange for meeting one of my best friends
>we are all in a call oneday and i realize exactly how much attention she is paying to him and none to mee
>also laughing at all of his jokes even though they werent funny or were inside jokes
>I go afk to grab something so i mute mic and I come back to them talking all sexually and whatnot
>proves everthing i believed about how she wasnt stopping with me because of her boyfriend
>she has been giving less attention aswell
>I really want to ruin her relationships. I am friends with her boyfriend and i have those pictures of her so it would be really easy
I have more stories from the past about her
pic related
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All bitches bruh.
Dl gghy original. Jvxjigkgkxjgkhl

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