Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2316. page

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Im going to china guys. Will i fuck many gook bitches with my handsome white face?

Timestamp of me
http://youtu.be/blsNhseYZbs

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>been NEET on and off for over three years
>have tried to do a few things in that time but I basically lived like a NEET whilst doing them and it amounted to nothing anyway
>you know what, l sucked at life even when I was "on track" so consider me a lifelong shit-head

>this morning I got in a big fight with my parents
>first it was about nothing, but then, since I've been stewing about it lately, I start bitching about how they won't help me finish college by my 22nd birthday but they'll help me do it on a longer time-frame, since they think nothing but the most traditional baccalaureate education is acceptable
>they quickly get shrill, inane, and hurtful
>my dad says "why did you fail at everything?"
>ask him "why did you marry a woman who fucked someone else before you?"
that's my nuke when I fight with my parents, I always feel ashamed to say it but more ashamed that it's true. I literally shouldn't be alive. plus, my dad is "progressive" so it really shouldn't bother him should it? and he's the one who told me that fact, on one of the many occasions he stuck his nose into my sex life and tried to get me to see it his way
>go to physical therapy for injuries that I don't know if I can recover from (my biggest obstacle desu)
>come back, go to sleep for hours
>dream about killing a random family, doing a really bad job because all their kitchen utensils bend and break and I leave fingerprints everywhere
>don't even kill everyone or get to try to clean up my prints because the cops show up
>wake up, glad I'm not going to prison
>it's 6:37 pm and I haven't eaten anything today except for a cigarette

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Saw a while ago backpage took down their escort section. Is it still safe to get hookers from there? Anything I should watch out for/do when contacting one? I plan to host.

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retarded shit you believed as a child

>thought I would eventually "catch up" to my older brother and then we'd be the same age

>when sick I thought that if I held in my sneezes I would get better faster

>thought the ocean was blue because it was reflecting the blue sky

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>roommate starts playing vidya
>get immediate urge to break his PS4 and throw it out the window
Who else /angery/ here?

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Why are so many of you not white? Assholes.

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ITT stupid quotes you or someone else said that your family/friends won't let you forget.

>How come sometimes my penis has bones and sometimes it doesn't?

(You don't have to have family/friends reminding you, so long as you said it)

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>le artsy latina roastie makes a video talking about how thankful she is for everything
>thanks her MALE BEST FRIEND
among others for "always being there"
>makes shitty art school-tier edit with cringeworthy voiceover
>her shitty hipster fans eat it up
>they flock to the videopraising her
>tfw this is what normies are watching
i fucking hate normies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFPjdJXo2M8&t=11s

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This is not a /britfeel/ thread. it is a /britbong/ thread.

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>greentext your redpill collection

asking for a friend.

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Hey /r9k/, it's around that time we all long for, and to make sure I'm not missing anything I wanted to ask you anons what measures I should take before suicide? Of course wiping all my HDD's is the first thing to do, but what else? Please help me in this endeavour.

Also any normalfags strolling in here posting to not do it can kindly fuck off to >>>/soc/, thanks.

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>tfw you get depressed by your own reflection

why did God made me this way?

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>talk to girl online
>pace around room
Any other robots do this?

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Just a reminder that there is no such thing as a virgin failed normies. Virgins of all kinds are welcome here as long as you're not female. If you're female above 18 (<18 shouldn't be here) then you're a virgin by choice and have no good reason to be here.

This is not open to debate.

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This is the how the future of the majority on this board looks like. /oldfags/ probably recognise themselves in Skippy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBBrSSyp7_M

I truly feel sorry for people for who aren't here as failed normies, they never stood a chance in life.
It must be heartbreaking for them to realise that the best that they can do is becoming pathethic wizard.