You didn't think you were getting laid did you?
>>38406590
No I'm a good black slave nigger to the white man.
>For me it was at age 12 or 13.
>It was easter and everyone was cracking eggs on eachother and i didn't want to get egged so i wore a ridiculously large hat.
>day goes decent. Kids doing the easter stuff.
>decide to put eggs in my hat as a joke
>didn't tell anyone though because it was supposed to be a surprise
>later on in the day, i feel my hat get taken off my head
>i hop out of my chair with the force of 1000 men
>hat has a string around ny neck so it doesn't fall to ground
>grab an egg and turn 180 facing my attacker
>all while looking angry
>i aim whilst turning
>only to see it was my FUCKING AUNT
>my old ass aunt decided to be energized that day
>tfw
>be 13
>in math class
>forgot glasses and can't see the board so i have to sit at the front, whereas i usually chose to sit in the back corner
>as soon as i sit down all of the people in the surrounding chairs pick up their stuff and move to different tables
>go to bathroom and cry
how to stop getting freaked out about determinism?if its even possible
idk
somehow determinism makes the journey pointless and the end is only what matters
>>38512985
Reality is most likely not deterministic. Casual Determinism breaks down in many areas of Physics. From Newtonian Mechanics to General relativity, there are many places for Stochastic or "unbounded" events to occur.
>>38513050
It does seem to be the emerging consensus in neurology though.
The universe isn't deterministic. We are just predictable.
K-ON FUCKING SUCKS
It's time
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Amq-qlqbjYA
>>38512980
Pls stop steeling our mans ;_;
>>38513018
no.
YEAH HOW YOU LIKE DAT WHITE GURL?!?!?
>>38512980
that pic is way more interesting than the video? did the small dog move or did he keep sitting there smug?
Just laughing my ass off at black "men"
>>38406431
>>38406431
Bumperooni roo
>>38406431
yeah right i bet they haven't even seen k-on or something LOL what losers
>friend comes over
>starts ranting about how much he hates Muslims and wishes he could kill them all
>tell him I don't could care less about retarded sand niggers blowing themselves up when the Jews run the world
>gets mad and calls me a racist bigot
>hasn't talked to me for 3 months
Why did he get so triggered?
>>38512978
Get out Summerfag, lurk more
Is this what a 4chan meet-up is like?
>>38512978
Maybe he was Jewish?
your life is pain, and comparatively speaking, nothingness would feel good.
just fucking end it already.
>>38406378
No. I am meant to suffer, just as I am meant to kek.
What should I masturbe to? Dubs decide
granny tranny
>>38406299
Fuck, that was quick
Story time, kiddos
>be me, actual fag
>guys playing their version of chicken where they hit on each other more and more until one chickens out.
>I'm obviously the best at the game
>now people keep trying to play it
>don't know what's a real flirtation or a joke anymore
>Once decide "fuck it" and take it seriously just to test the waters
>kiss.jpeg
>"woah are you fucking gay?"
>"too far, man."
>I hear them talking to their friends about it
Shitshitshitshitshitshitshiiiiit. How can I keep more people from hearing about this I can't let word reach my family they don't know
iDubbbz.jpg
>>38406277
Say you were shitfaced or something
>>38406294
They probably were quoting him I'm not gonna lie
>tfw no money changer bf
>>38406218
I'll change the contents of your asshole by making it 90% cum
>>38406218
Only have two 20 euro bills in my wallet, don't have coins, sorry!
>cash
lmao
>no alien waifu to show off as arm candy in public
FUCKING END ME NOW
I oreganoginally know what you mean
>the girl I liked in school once sat on my lap for a few seconds as a joke
>I also accidentally touched her hand once
>I remember it was so soft
>I made her laugh once
More than a decade later, these memories, these little moments are, without a single doubt, the highlights of my life.
Now she's fucking another man and I'm sitting here thinking about these little things from ages ago. I am a fool.
>>38512970
Same. For some reason a blonde Stacey took a major interest in me in high school and went as far as asking my friends for my number, sitting next to me in class, and asking to hang out (I never did because I'm a beta pussy). She hugged me once and I still remember how warm she was. That's what I remember most from the only time I ever really touched a girl. How warm they are despite being so small.
She's married and pregnant now.
>>38512970
>sleeping next to sister (2 years younger) at grandma's house
>wait until she falls asleep
>Feel how warm and soft she is
I'm not even attracted to her, I just want to know how a girl feels. It only made me more depressed.
>>38513019
This made me remember another time, we were trying to go somewhere and there was no room and some random girl was pushed against my back. I still remember the warmth and the softness.
WHY DON'T WE JUST GO TO A FUCKING HOOKER
WE CAN JUST PAY AND DO AS WE PLEASE
It's like we enjoy suffering. But I'm too autistic for that. God damn it all...
>i thought depression was just because it's cold and winter
>it's summer now and i'm just as sad if not more sad
>tfw
Are you actually getting sun?
Cuz you should. It's remarkable the difference it makes, human bengs aren't meant to live in a 200 square foot cube lit only by a flourescant lightbulb
wait so if a fat person was shot through their belly fat would they even feel it
If you poked their fat with a pin would it leak out???
>>38405927
What happens if you poke a pregnant woman's belly with a pin needle? Would the womb juice start leaking out? Would it do anything to the child?
>>38405927
why subject name is thinkpad general
i'm posting with thinkpad by the way
>>38405954
This is a good question that needs an answer