Why arn't girls submitting gf application/resumes to me?
>>38516840
just become a trap, wayy easier to get sex that way
>>38516840
Isn't it obvious OP? They must all be so nervous about getting rejected by you.
maybe they didn't know you were single.
Holy fuck I just realized how crazy it is that we can effortlessly hum in different tones
>>38421743
whistling is even crazier
>i'll just form a makeshift flute out of my mouth and windpipe and play music by complete instinct
>>38421743
Are you high? It's talking but with your mouth closed.
>be 20 years old
>studying mechanical engineering in university
>have no interest in this shit whatsoever
>have no interest in anything other than lifting, eating, anime, and videogames
>just scraping by, by BS'ing my way through everything
>I have barely learned shit; I cant explain anything, I cant answer when asked about subjects I already passed the class in, I forget everything the moment after taking a test about it, I don't learn any conceptual aspects of subjects - just how to do the problems
>have 2 midterms this week for statics class and intro to C++ class
>no motivation whatsoever
>every time I force myself to study or put in tons of hours into my classes, I remember how much I fucking hate all of this
Should I just kill myself lads? What do I do if I want to do nothing other than sit inside and fuck around all day, every day? A lack of motivation wont get me through life when I have to force myself to do this shit just because "itll all be worth it in the end"
>tfw can't even get a response on 4chan
read kerouac, grab your bike, just take a walk outside, abrazos desde latino america
>>38421739
I have no motivation today because I rolled hard last night and still feel way too bubbly. I meant to take less, oh well.
ONEE SAMAS SO COOL
what the fuck is an onee and who the fuck is sama
Who has the most wealth and money combined right now, men or women?
Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos are a combined $200 billion, not even sure all the women are worth half that
Fembots, why haven't you raped a girl yet?
>>38516828
>this is what british women look like
shes gonna get sooo much pussy in prison
just dont know if there'll be enough stuff lying around to make a fake penis out of
>>38516861
She's only a 7 over here. There are much prettier woman.
Just marry a widow later.
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR HEART LOCKED TIGHT DON'T LET YOUR MIND RETIRE
OOOOOOOOH
BUT, I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT, I TRIED HARD NOT TO FAKE IT
BUT I FUMBLED IT WHEN IT CAME DOWN TO THE WIRE
>>38421546
VaI is that you?
>>38422497
who's val bro? he likes haim?
Does anyone else find it annoying when people make completely irrational decisions based on emotions? It drives me crazy and I can never understand it.
What the fuck are you implying about North Korea?
Who's here a shut-in? Why have you became one? Do you like being a shut-in if not what blocks you from becoming a normie? How your day looks like?
>>38516802
>Who's here a shut-in?
me
>Why have you became one?
no friends, at least none that live close by. no hobbies besides lifting weights
>Do you like being a shut-in if not what blocks you from becoming a normie?
anxiety. ability to form new relationships. ability to have a conversation without the other person feeling like its a one way convo.
>How your day looks like?
wake up
eat breakfast
sit at computer
eat lunch
sit at computer
go to gym
eat dinner
sit at computer
eat snack
sit at computer
go to bed
>"shut-in"
>not hiki
>>38516802
>Who's here a shut-in?
Me
>Why have you became one?
I have avoidant personality disorder and depression.
>Do you like being a shut-in if not what blocks you from becoming a normie?
Sorta, I tried working, going to partys and such but it just made me miserable and suicidal.
I'm not cut out for this world.
>How your day looks like?
Sitting in front of the computer with some cardio training everyday.
Offical Chad Fucking our moms thread.
>>38421417
Ha a beta fucks my mom
>>38422448
So you are fucking your mom?
Details?
>that will never be you
I'd grab his butt
If autobots would eat themselves then would they be autoautocannibals or just autocannibals?
>>38421405
Cybertronians cant eat you fucking normie they consume energon
>>38421405
THIS is what you think about in your spare time?
Would you like to have an adventure like for example in JoJo where you would travel on a journey with comrades to face an enemy, but there would be a high chance that you would die? You would get your own stand etc. or whatever anime power in the adventure you would want to have. One in a lifetime adventure.
>>38516765
Before I found a reason to live, yes definitely
but now I have long term goals, so no.
>>38516765
no because i'm not an original faggot.
Uhhh yeah it would actually make life interesting. I'd have the powers of Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star given the choice. O MAE WA MOU, SHEINDERU
Even Robin Williams wound up killing himself. What hope do we have?
Tomorrow. Tomorrow is our hope.
Comedy is the farthest one can be from reality and he statistically was an unusually funny man - of course he offed himself when the howling died and he could soberly appraise the alienation he'd engendered.
Learn from that, at least, and remove it from yourself, this desire for absconding jest and other such escapist mirth,
if you wish to live a long and productive, respectable life.
All the better then if you reinvest a portion of that extended survival in deconstructing the epizootic affinity for clowning in others,
and work to ensure there is less foolishness robbing us all of our extant years.
Would you look at the time! It seems like your two days of freedom are up, wagecuck. Better hit the hay. I hear this upcoming week of slavery is going to be really hard for you. You'll need plenty of rest to deal with it.
good, all I did was sleep and browse 4chan
oh and well I guess I tried to negotiate with some nazis on the black market
that was amusing